Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Breathalyzer Test Proves Alcohol Not a Factor in Tiger Woods DUI Arrest


Earlier this week Tiger Woods insisted alcohol was not a factor after he was arrested for DUI in Florida [click here if you missed that].

Turns out he was telling the truth, but that's not all...

From ESPN
According to the [police] report, the officer said Woods "had extremely slow and slurred speech" and struggled with several roadside tasks. The report noted that the golfer changed his story about where he was going and where he was coming from, originally saying that he was coming from "L.A." and on his way to "Orange County" before stating that he had no idea where he was.
Woods told police he was taking several prescriptions, including two painkillers. Police said Woods was "cooperative as much as possible" and that he agreed to take a breath test and a urine test. He blew a 0.00 in the breath test.
According to a more detailed police report issued Tuesday afternoon, both tires on the driver's side of Woods' car were flat at the time of his arrest and there was damage to the front and rear bumpers.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

I'm gonna need Tiger to stay his ass at home after Poppin those pain pills and meds.

Dude didn't know what state he was in. He couldn't tie his shoes so he had to take them off. Couldn't walk a straight line.

Damn Tiger.....Just damn.

Anonymous said...

Eat crow all her racist haters on here ....

Anonymous said...

^^^you racist haters

Anonymous said...

Yea his face looked more like pills and not alcohol. Hell i look like that is i take too much allergy meds but the difference is that he got behind the wheel... he couldve killed himself and othera...and hopefully he had a nanny watching the kids or they were with their mom!

Anonymous said...

Is he to cheap to get a AAA card?

Anonymous said...

I think if you've ever taken the wrong allergy medicine, you've been there.

Anonymous said...

Slumped over a wheel. Alex I'll say "Heroin" for $500.

HHIC said...

Then his mugshot should have never been released. That's a tactic generally reserved to demonize Black folks. Hopefully the Calablasasianorean community seeks justice for their beloved brother.

JDent said...

@10:32

ALCOHOL IS A DRUG. He was more than just impaired he could've killed somebody. And to have thought that he was in L.A. is disturbing to say the least.

I met a guy once who said when he partied alcohol and pills. He drove home one night, only to find that there was a human body part in his car grill.He did some time. But he said he could never forget that image.

Driving on one flat tire is annoying enough. But how fucked up do you to be to drive on two flat tires.

This dude is in real trouble. If I was the kids mother, he would NOT be hauling my kids around.

The white girl said she knew it! Probably covered shit up for him as she continues to raid his bank account. He probably not into sex. But I do think he's lonely

OT: I WAS LISTENING TO AMY WINEHOUSE Rehab song. MY what a cautionary tale.

Anonymous said...

I wish Tiger OD'd and Prince was still here.

Anonymous said...

Well, damn..Pass the crow with some hot sauce, please, cause he's not black enough for me to care. Well, maybe just the 2% of him that he is. He made that understood!

Anonymous said...

Likely sleep deprived as well. He's an insomniac. Might actually be leading to his behavior issues.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like all of the side effects of Fentanyl which is the drug that Prince accidentally overdosed on. I hope this is a wake up call (no pun intended) for Mr. Woods or he will be in the next headlines for a celebrity overdosing.

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

@JDent....I believe he's lonely as well. I was watching some show on ESPN and they said he withdrew from his friendships with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley.

JDent said...

@3:02

Lots of ppl talk about money. Money NEVER DID, NOR WILL IT MAKE YOU HAPPY. It will only pay the bills. Ted Turner and Katt Williams both said similar things. You can only buy so many trinkets.

Tiger's ppl parents did him a great disservice by robbing him of his true identity. Cause if he had some dudes to chill with and talk about YT like a dog, while smoking some dispensary weed. You know brothers hit it pass it and say fuck them mother fuckers. AHAAAAA.

I'm just saying he could vent sometime. Right about now, the white folks have long ceased inviting him to shit. They were who he hung out with.

He probably doesn't even know how to relate to black ppl. And since I have been in my "I ain't shit today mood". I would loved to have been a fly on the wall when he saw they'd listed him as BLACK ON THE RAP SHEET. Cause he was never anything else to the world.

He can change. But does he want to change. I don't see golf ever being competitive sport for him.

I still wish him peace though.

@11:26
No joke. You wrong for that comment. IJS





Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

The only time I recall Tiger calling himself a black man was with one of those extracurricular Beckys he was sexing up ...He asked her if she had ever been with a black guy. I guess he doesn't mind being considered black when it comes to penis size....But I always suspected Mr. Woods might be more Asian in that department.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he ate some bad fried rice...

Anonymous said...

This Tiger needs some Frosted Flakes...

Anonymous said...

He can join the RCG: Rice Cake Gange while in jail to pass the time.

Anonymous said...

Spelled gang wrong cause I was too busy laughing!!!! OJ getting outta jail soon. He can drive Tiger around in that white bronco. They both seem to like the color white.

Anonymous said...

Tiger, you just got your nigger wake up call. Those white women hang around you for the $$$. The only thing white about you is the rice your mama fed you. Good day sir. The Red Sea no longer parts for you in white ppl land.

Anonymous said...

Got his nwgro wakeup call but he's gonna stay asleep.

Anonymous said...

I'm reading these comments and thinking about the time that I was in my bathroom and accidentally picked up the allergy meds. They were small white little pills and i put one each in my contact lens vial with solution. Anybody remember when you used to clean your contacts with an enzyme tablet. Well the enzyme tablet package and the allergy meds looked similar. But at the time I did not realize that I had made this switch up.

Well after cleaning the contacts, i left home going to the store. By the time I got to the parking lot of the store, my eyes were closing up and I became sleepy, but just my eyes were sleepy. It is hard as heck to describe the feeling of having eye allergy medication in your eye. My eyes were drunk as he--. Just my eyes. My eyelids could not even open at one point. I could not even get in the store. I sat in the car trying to get the effects to wear off. As Herman Cain said, it ain't gone happen. Sat there for thirty mins.then drove back home barely with drowsy sleepy eyes that would only open just a little bit. Looked on the bathroom counter and saw what I had done. Had put allergy meds in my eyes. Learned the effects of messing around with allergy meds that day. I pay attention from that day forward. I could have hit somebody that day driving with eyes barely open to see how to drive.

Seems like Tiger needs to pay attention with the mixing of those meds. Stop it Tiger!

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

@ 9:26 I can relate...

One time I accidentally took a Vicodin instead of a high dosage Motrin. I was on cloud nine! I don't like that high, dizzy feeling but I can see how people get addicted to those pain pills. Makes you feel like you're outside of your body.I don't like that ish. It's scarey. One Vicodin will have me messed up so I can only imagine what it's like for those who are popping them like candy.

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