Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Tiger Woods Denies Drunk Driving Reports


Over the Memorial Day weekend pro golfer Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI near his home in Jupiter, Fl [click here if you missed that].

Tiger apologizes and insists alcohol was NOT involved...

Tiger's full statement below.
“I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn’t realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."
“I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends and the fans. I expect more from myself too."
“I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again."
“I fully cooperated with law enforcement, and I would like to personally thank the representatives of the Jupiter Police Department and the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s office for their professionalism.”
Fun Fact: Shady Palm Beach Sherrifs did not acknowledge Tiger's Cablinasian racial identity.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yess to the pettiness snitch! They dont see you as cablinasian tiger. Havent liked him since he said that years ago.

Anonymous said...

He looks plastered and pissed. He's probably somewhere getting a body scrub to get rid of the common folk smell from being in jail. That's what he gets for being cheap and not hiring a driver. The string of women he was whoring with did say he was cheap, but damn. Maybe this is a good time to finally reach out and help his (half?) brother in need. It would be a good look, at least, and his brother would appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

His eyes arent red so maybe he is gone off the "pills" as he says...

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

I need Tiger to get some Hair Club for Men.

Chrissy Snow said...

Snitch is serving up that Pad Thai shade today and I'm here for it. LOL!!!!
His excuse may be true. I once took out a CVS fence and my car door after taking Advair allergy medication. Lucky for me the police let me go.

Digital Pro said...

This guy is a bad Liar....with all that money fucc what anyone thinks....Naive-ass

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

@9:11....You hit that nail on the head. That homely ass Perkins waitress he was sticking his eggroll in screamed CHEAP! ...And the fact he did her while she was on her cycle in the parking lot....Now that just screamed NASTY!!!

Anonymous said...

Well...he is OBVIOUSLY BLACK OR OF AFRICAN DESCENT.

And why did I get dragged on Lipstick Alley for saying that his behavior is probably delayed grief from his father's death? They were so worried about him being with white women with their racist asses. I can't stand those angry, bitter, hateful bitches on LSA.

JDent said...

@8:53 I'm here for the petty too! Pills or booze or both. He wrong for driving.

Let's add the new Becky was shopping some high end store. Said she screamed "I knew it". Then spent 5k more. She don't give a fuck about him. Ahaaaa. You can't make this shit up.

The photo on this thread looks like somebody photoshopped some hair on his head.

Anonymous said...

One Drop Rule, Tiger. "Caublasian" doesn't exist in the eyes of the law or the white people you love so dearly. Bears Club (where he lives) is very small and expensive and he was returning from his own restaurant so why not have the staff drive you? Did one of them tip off the police?

Anonymous said...

J Dent ~ Thanks for the details and I'm enjoying ALL the messiness. From the story on his new GF (at least he upgraded from "Becky" to "Jennifer." She's out her claiming 33 but looks likes she's aging like buttermilk. Question: Why did she get caught at the airport with 200k she said Tiger gave her? Is she just "holding" it for him to buy his RXs?

JDent said...

@10:07

You know how do on this blog. Share and share alike. Anyway, who is Jennifer? I read the girlfriend shopping with his card was KRISTIN. WTF.

This is my first time hearing anything about 200k. I gotta research that? Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Under the influence means under the influence.

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:


New info:
Tiger was found asleep at the wheel when cops rolled up on him.

Anonymous said...

I believe it about the pills. He looks sedated.

HHIC said...

May he be showered with love from the Calabanesian community. No matter what he considers himself, the cops were indeed letting him know what they consider him. Much like Zoeller and many other CAC's have done in the past.

Anonymous said...

10:24 - "Becky" is a generic white girl and "Jennifer" is at least a pretty-ish white girl with a little class. The heart wants what the heart wants so if she can stand by him, good for her. I hear he's difficult and if you add pain meds I bet he's mean and erratic.

WTF???!!!!! said...

Tiger is such a damn liar and it's a lame attempt at damage control. Even the officer that pulled him over, stated he could smell 'alcohol' on him. I also remember reading the level of alcohol in his blood, was outside the normal range...but I'm sure the story will change. He has a lot of demons and thought he could get away with whatever he wanted. Now he's looking crazy and destroying his life....but that's his 'Becky lovin' fault. He had everything and I can't feel sorry for his dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

Caublinasian Lives Matter!

JDent said...

@10:50

Thanks. Didn't know about Jennifer.

JDent said...

Dude is doped out. He's had 4FOUR BACK SURGERIES. aww hell. That's too much cutting on a back. I don't know how he plays and wins again.

Anonymous said...

10:36am ~ I call on the Caublasian community to stand with Tiger at this difficult time! I ask for Caublasian leaders to tell us why Caublasians are committing so many driving and parking violations!

(Oh wait. One drop rule really IS still deep down the law of the land and "Caublasian" doesn't exist? Who's gonna tell Tiger if he doesn't know by now?)

JDent said...

BUT @11:48

Where the hell does he CAU (CAUCASIAN) from? I the interview he gave Oprah several years ago.SMDH

Chrissy Snow said...

I agree @9:56- If you don't fall in line with the masses they will roast your ass, LOL.

Digital Pro said...

Tiger shit falling bcuz he never stood for anything

Anonymous said...

12:02 his father Earl was the one claiming there was white in their family, which there probably is. And he didn't want Tiger to identify as "only Black so he'd have higher expectations of himself." Google it if you want to have your mind blown.

Earl is the original Black man in the Sunken Place. You can identify as whatever you want, but to allow your b-racial son to make Black jokes with white friends (not "Snaps or Dozens" but actual "Buckwheat" jokes) tells me Tiger never had a chance.

Self-hate produces deep-seated insecurity which leads to self-destructive behavior.

Anonymous said...

Can nobody see that this isnt Tiger Woods look at his lips and compare with earlier pictures this is a lookalike only god knows what they did with the real Tiger. just look at his overall features this guy is a real doppleganger

The King Of The Real said...

Earl get help

Anonymous said...

@12:30pm I said same to myself. This is not the original Tiger Woods.

JDent said...

@12:30

I'm not saying this couldn't be a clone. Because anything is possible these days. However, popping pills blows folks up like cheap pinata.

Again. 4FOUR FUCKIN' BACK SURGERIES. Watch he start to walk bending forward. That always happens. He knows he's pretty much done.

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

Nope not a clone....He just looks like shit. Tiger is aging badly. When I first saw that mugshot it about knocked me off my chair.

Anonymous said...

12:30 PM - I agree! That is not Tiger. The blind stay blind, but I stay woke!

Anonymous said...

This wannabee asian was on a morning show about four months ago and I called it then. I said he looked like he was bloated from alcohol and I was right. He drinks like a drowning fish. Fuck Tiger!! He floated off of the backs of black people saying he was a " black " first in golf to do it. Then turns around and shits on the very people that helped elevate his fried shrimp dog cat eating ass

Anonymous said...

The reason he looks so bad is because he's bloated as fuck.
I wont be surprised if hes on hard drugs too. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

Why is he such a shitty golfer now? You don't just lose that type of skill. This is not Tiger Woods. Has not been since the change in his ability, for the world to see, at the very least.

Anonymous said...

I think hes a shitty golfer because of karma and somebody may have put a root on his ass.
Some will say he sucks now due to his injury, but its more to it than that.

Anonymous said...

@2nd 12:30pm, That was my 1st thought in my head when I 1st saw the pic

When Tiger excelled at his craft
(Golf) which was suppose to be "their"
sport
U know some type of plan went into action
The same with tennis and hockey
Thats "their" sports

And for those who shout Conspiracy theory
Check out ALL the black greats in the entertainment/sports/music industry

U an count on 1 hand who went out in glory
So anything is possible

Anonymous said...

GET OUTTTT!!!

Anonymous said...

Snitch I see you!!! I don't know what made me laugh harder Tiger's photo or your comments.

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