Thursday, March 30, 2006

Whitney Houston Is Broke

I guess we all should have seen this coming but...
FoxNews is reporting that Whitney Houston is flat broke.
And not just because she's a crackhead, but because Whitney is just a singer,
she don't write songs, so she don't get no royalties, like Mariah and Beyonce.
They also said Whitney is mortaged up her ass, and since she don't tour, she don't have no money coming in.
The report says Whitney and 80's pop star Cherelle had an apartment together, to get high in, and that they trashed it, and didn't pay the lease, and are being sued.
They also say, Bobbi-Kris might become a ward of the state, and that Bobby put his sister up to selling out Whit to the tabloids because he's out of money.
Then they even had the nerve to talk about her mama, saying Whitney should have seen how hard it was for her mother, not being a writer, but just a singer too.
Damn.