Tuesday, April 25, 2006

You Know It's Hard Out Here For A Puff

Things aren't going too well for Sean "Puffy" Combs
Sheesh, where do I start?
Remember Citizen Change?
Sure ya do. You know, Vote or Die?
Well, Citizen Change is in tax trouble.
The IRS is all up in that, and the numbers look decidedly, uh.....funny.
The web site for Citizen Change is gone and so are its offices.
Sean Jones clothes is canceling lines. The women's line
got down graded from Barney's to Marshall's
Ouch!
His cooking show, the one that was supposed to star
rock em' sock em' Naomi Campbell?
Cancelled before it even got on the air.
Even his former manservant,
Franzworth Bentley
signed with Kanye West's record lable rather than Bad Boy.
Speaking of Bad Boy, they ain't had a hit in years that
didn't have something to do with Biggie Smalls
who died back in 1997.
How long can a dead rapper be your main roster?
I'm ah start a Puff watch,
and keep ya'll
up on it.