Umm hmm, yeah, so let me get this straight.
You say The National Enquirer wrongly accused you of being
a crackhead, then you loudly file a lawsuit, claiming the accusations
cost you jobs, then you ever so quietly withdraw the suit?
And it wasn't a "settled out of court" thing either.
The Enquirer ain't gotta print a retraction, apology or nothing!
You thought we was gon let that pass?
I predict Lark Voorhies will next in line for a reality TV show.
