Tuesday, July 31, 2007

If It Walks Like A Duck, And Quacks Like A Duck, It's A Crackhead

Flavor Flav has been booking gigs lately but he hasn't been showing up for work. He was supposed to host Heather Hunter's book signing at the China Club the other night, but never showed because organizers couldn't get him out of his hotel room. Then he was supposed to host Rock the Bells after parties at Retox bar and lounge and club Myst, but failed to show up to either event and didn't even call. Promoter John Englebert was highly upset, he was like, "Maybe if he was an A-lister I wouldn't mind as much but he's lucky I agreed to let him host a party at my venue. Let's be real here he hasn't dropped a CD in how long!" Get it together Flav.