The divorce is final and Juanita Jordan cleaned up. After 17 years of marriage Juanita gets the seven-acre estate in Chicago, custody of her and Michael's three children plus 168 million dollars.
I swear i wouldnt be surprised this bitch was doing the Solija Boy Crank Dat when she left the lawyers office when she saw the check she was gonna get.
DAMN!! She never dunked a ball, shot a free throw. Guarantee the kids were raised by nannies.
Any one who is against a pre-nup is an ass.
Women get me so mad with this shit.
You can't have me anymore emotionally, mentally or physically but financially you must keep providing for me.
168 is a lot but that is all she gets. Gurantee she will blow that real quick on bad investments, lifestyle upkeep and the line of young dudes she will desperately support to fuck her old ass.
Meanwhile Mike's dollars keeps rolling in by the minute.
Not having a pre-nup is like these young dumb bitches putting tats of their boyfriend on their bodies. You think it will last forever but when it all ends you feel so fricking stupid.
Hell, she dated a dope dealer in Waukegan/North Chicago,IL that was making just as much money as Mike was peddling that shit. She was fucking on Mike with dude for a minute until she figured out that Mike was really going places. She knew what she was doing. She whipped that shit on Mike and thats why they got married in a quickie wedding in Vegas. Sista did her homework and I ain't mad at her.
Well, damn. I don't know who the kids are running around this blog who think a 40 some odd year old woman is old and has to pay for dick. Word to the wise - keep your young asses far away from a full grown woman because you're bound to have some shit thrown on you that you were not expecting and cannot handle!
That bitch ain't whoop shit on M.J. His momma made him marry her ass. She was pregnant w/ Jeffrey and Jordan's momma wasn't havin that shit. No bastards were bein born into their family. She trapped that nigga and the rest is history. Bitch did a good job...I gotta admit that.
Woo Hoo, You go Ms. JJ. I bet she happy to be getting away from Jordans cheating ass. I read about how he had the same affair with the same woman for the entire 17 years he was married to Jaunita. Im glad she got paid.
I am happy that she is free of the Cheater! Now he can buy all the ho's he want. Mike, if you want to play, white girls will make you pay, dumb sucker!
5:34 so you believe after making a home and holding the family together with him gone all the damny time not to mention putting up with him cheating right in her face she deserves nothing?!? Best believe she helped make him what he is. No she doesn't play ball but she was the woman behind him holding his shit up. Damn straight she should get paid. Imagine how many STD's he's probably brought home to her. He probably has secret kids. If he had the same mistress for 17 years, he and that other woman ought to be glad she didn't whoop their asses a long time ago. I wouldn't put up with that shit for any amount of money.
Best wishes to Ms. Jaunita, she put up with alot and deserves every penny. She set the standards for the long suffereing wifes club... Next up .. Shaunee. and a whole list of other to follow.
juanita you go girl make dat nicca pay he want to run around with trailer YT get yo paper hell he aint going to miss it hell while he was juggling balls she had to juggle those crusty balls after YT finished riding the dyck anyhoo shaunee take notes ladies always remember to hit a nicca where it hurts in his pockets niccas love money more than virgin puss
@Badasschic the show was aight it was dumb packed a lot of faggot ass Bk dudes there doing their usual playing hard rock lol. The security was tight as hell it would've been easier to get in the white house. Your man Skateboard P wasn't there. Jada looked stupid as hell. I am in grad school @ Columbia for Clinical Psych. Oh yea NYPD were everywhere lol. We tried to hit the Apollo last night but they had 1.2.5 shut down.
I LOVE GET THAT MONEY. THAT IS NOTHING TO MIKE YOU IS CRAZY PAID THERE CHILDREN ARE ALMOST GROWN SO SHE IS GOING TO BE CAREFREE IN A MINUTE WOO HOO YOU GO GIRL
Fuck Mike,I want to be like Juanita! Not only did she get paid but she got her a younger investment banker boyfriend,so trust me she ain't cryin over all the bullshit with Mike.
This ain’t about hate. It’s about having to pay someone $168 million to resolve some hurt feelings. Now lets’ be honest. Juanita was getting a little long in the tooth. And we all know, that most women tends to age like vinegar not wine. She knew damn well, years ago when M J blew up, that pussy was going to be a temptation. Hell, that’s how her slutty a$$ was able to latch on to him back in college. And don’t give me that “she could’ve caught HIV” shit. If that bitch was worried about catching std’s, the last nigga she would think about fucking is a goddamn popular jock. Like i said, the only thing that bitch deserves is $20 million for services rendered.
Ha :) @ 9:13 I've been super busy on the government name side of things lately but that doesn't stop me from reading.
Just selectively posting.
As far as me advocating and demonstrating up in here...I gotta say baller wives being broke da hell off is my specialty. TJ Swann, if resolution over some hurt feelings cost $168 Magillion dollars....shit, I'd be a heartless muthafucka. I hear you on Juanita because she scooped up Mike's young butt damn near from the womb and chaperonned his ass to the top. Ma put in her work. If he's popping off billions, he at least owe her the percentage for "services rendered." Hell, their marriage lasted longer than most high profile athletes.
And why y'all always faulting a woman for believing her man CAN be faithful despite the ample opportunity of hoe-ism in this world. There are faithful men in the NBA...I just don't know any of them ;) Besides, that's letting men off the hook as to their responsibilities. Just realize next time that the groupie pussy you getting ready to parlay up in is gonna cost you more than a condo on the Gold Coast. Whether you are Michael Jordan or Mike Jones, financial piracy upon infidelity will always be a casualty of war; so get used to it.
Pussy skeletons STILL killing James Brown's ass today and he's been dead damn near a year. That's all I'm saying.
I think men keep forgetting that they do get older and when that body start to break down they need someone who can help them right now they are looking for the pretty chicks when they need someone with a strong back to help carry they ass they think they got any financial issues now wait til they die and some crab try taking advantage of them and everything they ever worked for. i say get it now before you have to fight for in 20 years. James brown and that disgrace of a woman making a spectacle of herself over his glittered down dead body. Who in the hell back is strong enough for Shaq when he gets old? I seen Tamia and Grant on Oprah yesterday-Beautiful couple they looked well grounded and family oriented they look like they had what it takes to make it. I love a man that takes care of his family and represents.
Good sports marriage - Tamia and Grant they llok like they have it. Seen them on Oprah nice couple. Juanita was with Michael his whole career (practically) and she deserves every penny and I am sure he did not mind giving it to her. MJ is fine though.
Opinion's are like ass holds, everyone has one! The ex-Mrs. Jordan deserve every penny she got and more. She was his wife compared to the ones that were willing to be a ho on the side line.
By the way, I think she is a beautiful Classy Lady, compared to all of the flakes and fake ass people out there!
I actually like Mikes X. She looks hella good. She was there from the beginning, through the practices, etc., etc. She actually may have been Mikes rock during the hard times. In which case she deserves every fucking penny, the 168M doesn't reveal Mike's treasure stashed in unnumbered cayman accounts. Mike had a spectaular career. No blemishes, unlike the Bonds guy - what a disappointment he has turned out to be.
Anonymous, what rock did you come from under? Mrs. Jordan got paid! She is a Mother and even if you don't understand how to give respect where it's due, I pity you!
Ms Juanita is a champ she is the Heavy Weight Undisputed Champion of the World of Women who take a lickin and hold there head high and keep on tickin!! I bet Mike respects her more for leaving. Best wishes- Don't think she is ugly she looks like the type who knows how to cook
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. He made millions sellin' 20 dollar piece of crap shoes for 200 dollars and now he's gettin' screwed. HA! It's called karma, Biatch!
Anonymous, you would think you couldn't low rated your cruel and crude self any lower, but you proved me wrong.
As far as Michael Jordan is concern, he is going to need all the money he got, the white bitches are the only ones that will put up with his shit, and when you got to pay a ho, you're not about nothing!
Way to go Juanita. SOur Dick in her mouth I bet she stopped effing him years ago. Lets face it how many of these men are bagging up? Yuck can't wait til some of these "Playas'" get old and start running into the real live Gold DIggas the Anna Nicole type that will feed you thru a tube and hope you wake up the next day so they can fight for a piece of your pie. Get it now Ms. shaunie
First of all mj has not lived in that house for a long time. He has his own place in downtown chicago. He is not mad at this settlement because he was ready to move on.
Secondly what jaunita got is a small percentage of mike's money so its all good for mike.
Lastly mj is suppose to be dating a young blonde model from miami. While juanita is dating a 29 year old banker. So it seems like they both happy with their lifes now. It is some of us that need to get a life.
he used her and she used him..he married her for her stable grandmother looking appeal and she married him because he was MJ.Come on.don't nobody want to come home to Juanita Jordan
The divorce is final and Juanita Jordan cleaned up. After 17 years of marriage Juanita gets the seven-acre estate in Chicago, custody of her and Michael's three children plus 168 million dollars.
i don't know why these rich ass men get married, knowing they can't be with one women.
ReplyDeleteDamn, she got paid for all her heartaches and pain. But let the truth be told that was nothing to Mike. Trust me he ain't broke after that.
ReplyDelete...while Mike has the other 1.6 billion stashed away in untraceable Cayman Island accounts.
ReplyDeleteI bet the one-legged ho that Sir Paul married is hopping around today gleeful than a muhfucka thinking she gon' clean up too...
Now she can trick on all of the young men, and never work again,
ReplyDeleteThat's the life!!!!
Well at least he gave it to a sista unlike other athletes.
ReplyDeleteDAMN IM GOIN TO THE SUPERSTAR DIVORCE GURL PARTIES IM FIND ME A EX BANGER WIT MILL TICKETS
ReplyDeleteWWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
CHECK THA NEW KNOCK "MISS CARWASH"
mm, mmm, mmmmmm, $168 million dollars looks GOOD on this screen
ReplyDeleteI swear i wouldnt be surprised this bitch was doing the Solija Boy Crank Dat when she left the lawyers office when she saw the check she was gonna get.
ReplyDeletecustody of the kids???? Ain't they all grown now?
ReplyDeleteDAMN!!
ReplyDeleteShe never dunked a ball, shot a free throw. Guarantee the kids were raised by nannies.
Any one who is against a pre-nup is an ass.
Women get me so mad with this shit.
You can't have me anymore emotionally, mentally or physically but financially you must keep providing for me.
168 is a lot but that is all she gets. Gurantee she will blow that real quick on bad investments, lifestyle upkeep and the line of young dudes she will desperately support to fuck her old ass.
Meanwhile Mike's dollars keeps rolling in by the minute.
Not having a pre-nup is like these young dumb bitches putting tats of their boyfriend on their bodies. You think it will last forever but when it all ends you feel so fricking stupid.
I don't want anything to do with you anymore but gimme some money.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES!!!!
PRE-NUP ALL THE WAY
Hell, she dated a dope dealer in Waukegan/North Chicago,IL that was making just as much money as Mike was peddling that shit. She was fucking on Mike with dude for a minute until she figured out that Mike was really going places. She knew what she was doing. She whipped that shit on Mike and thats why they got married in a quickie wedding in Vegas. Sista did her homework and I ain't mad at her.
ReplyDeleteWell, damn. I don't know who the kids are running around this blog who think a 40 some odd year old woman is old and has to pay for dick. Word to the wise - keep your young asses far away from a full grown woman because you're bound to have some shit thrown on you that you were not expecting and cannot handle!
ReplyDeleteJuanita, call me.
ReplyDeleteWow
ReplyDeleteThat bitch ain't whoop shit on M.J. His momma made him marry her ass. She was pregnant w/ Jeffrey and Jordan's momma wasn't havin that shit. No bastards were bein born into their family. She trapped that nigga and the rest is history. Bitch did a good job...I gotta admit that.
ReplyDeleteSo whatever the fuck! Mike, is human, ignorant, shameful and could drop dead any day just like any other person!
ReplyDeleteYes, at least a sista deservingly got her fair $hare.
Woo Hoo, You go Ms. JJ. I bet she happy to be getting away from Jordans cheating ass. I read about how he had the same affair with the same woman for the entire 17 years he was married to Jaunita. Im glad she got paid.
ReplyDeleteI am happy that she is free of the Cheater! Now he can buy all the ho's he want. Mike, if you want to play, white girls will make you pay, dumb sucker!
ReplyDeleteWHOS THE TRICK NOW, NIGGAH. PAY UP FOOL; DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATTE THE DAM GAMMMMEEEEE. HE ASKED 4 IT. I LOVE THAT NIGGAH BUT OH WELL.
ReplyDelete5:34 so you believe after making a home and holding the family together with him gone all the damny time not to mention putting up with him cheating right in her face she deserves nothing?!? Best believe she helped make him what he is. No she doesn't play ball but she was the woman behind him holding his shit up. Damn straight she should get paid. Imagine how many STD's he's probably brought home to her. He probably has secret kids. If he had the same mistress for 17 years, he and that other woman ought to be glad she didn't whoop their asses a long time ago. I wouldn't put up with that shit for any amount of money.
ReplyDelete@Badasschic we will be getting a prenup, but we won't exclude my student loans. lol
ReplyDeleteJust
OOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to Ms. Jaunita, she put up with alot and deserves every penny. She set the standards for the long suffereing wifes club... Next up .. Shaunee. and a whole list of other to follow.
ReplyDeletejuanita you go girl make dat nicca pay he want to run around with trailer YT get yo paper hell he aint going to miss it hell while he was juggling balls she had to juggle those crusty balls after YT finished riding the dyck anyhoo shaunee take notes ladies always remember to hit a nicca where it hurts in his pockets niccas love money more than virgin puss
ReplyDelete@ Just, "what you talk'n bout Willis" ? lol , no prenup here darling I WANT IT ALL . What are you going to school for? How was that Jay Z concert?
ReplyDeleteITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER.......
ReplyDeleteDamn! Do your thing girl.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if sticking your dick in every groupie in the USA was worth 168 mil to Mike? Must've been.
damn that bitch be rich now!
ReplyDelete@Badasschic the show was aight it was dumb packed a lot of faggot ass Bk dudes there doing their usual playing hard rock lol. The security was tight as hell it would've been easier to get in the white house. Your man Skateboard P wasn't there. Jada looked stupid as hell. I am in grad school @ Columbia for Clinical Psych. Oh yea NYPD were everywhere lol. We tried to hit the Apollo last night but they had 1.2.5 shut down.
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I LOVE GET THAT MONEY. THAT IS NOTHING TO MIKE YOU IS CRAZY PAID THERE CHILDREN ARE ALMOST GROWN SO SHE IS GOING TO BE CAREFREE IN A MINUTE WOO HOO YOU GO GIRL
ReplyDeleteshe is so lucky. she is out of an abusive marriage with lots and lots of money.
ReplyDeleteyou go gurl! be smart with it! make that shit run for more!
ReplyDeleteand for the record there is no amout of money that could pay her for all the bullshit she have had to endure all these years with a ball player!
Shaunie better try to have the judge snatch the drawz of Shaq's azz in court!
Get that dough Juanita, I ain't even mad cha!!
ReplyDeleteShaunie take notes mama -- make Shaq pay that dough :)
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Fuck Mike,I want to be like Juanita! Not only did she get paid but she got her a younger investment banker boyfriend,so trust me she ain't cryin over all the bullshit with Mike.
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ReplyDelete*Looking around for the Anonymous card carrying members & supporters of the Kim Porter Chickenhead Brigade*
Stare at 168,000,000.00 for a minute, Bitches.
Ain't no honor or love in being a full time cum catcher with part time benefits. Getcho ass a ring.
@Shaqua...
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Ma (It's been a long time)
And I actually AGREE with you on this one ;-)
This ain’t about hate. It’s about having to pay someone $168 million to resolve some hurt feelings. Now lets’ be honest. Juanita was getting a little long in the tooth. And we all know, that most women tends to age like vinegar not wine. She knew damn well, years ago when M J blew up, that pussy was going to be a temptation. Hell, that’s how her slutty a$$ was able to latch on to him back in college. And don’t give me that “she could’ve caught HIV” shit. If that bitch was worried about catching std’s, the last nigga she would think about fucking is a goddamn popular jock. Like i said, the only thing that bitch deserves is $20 million for services rendered.
ReplyDelete168 MILLION DOLLARS! i cant even think of anything to say about that! damn! 168 million! wow!
ReplyDeleteHa :) @ 9:13 I've been super busy on the government name side of things lately but that doesn't stop me from reading.
ReplyDeleteJust selectively posting.
As far as me advocating and demonstrating up in here...I gotta say baller wives being broke da hell off is my specialty. TJ Swann, if resolution over some hurt feelings cost $168 Magillion dollars....shit, I'd be a heartless muthafucka. I hear you on Juanita because she scooped up Mike's young butt damn near from the womb and chaperonned his ass to the top. Ma put in her work. If he's popping off billions, he at least owe her the percentage for "services rendered." Hell, their marriage lasted longer than most high profile athletes.
And why y'all always faulting a woman for believing her man CAN be faithful despite the ample opportunity of hoe-ism in this world. There are faithful men in the NBA...I just don't know any of them ;) Besides, that's letting men off the hook as to their responsibilities. Just realize next time that the groupie pussy you getting ready to parlay up in is gonna cost you more than a condo on the Gold Coast. Whether you are Michael Jordan or Mike Jones, financial piracy upon infidelity will always be a casualty of war; so get used to it.
Pussy skeletons STILL killing James Brown's ass today and he's been dead damn near a year. That's all I'm saying.
Hmmm... And here I was thinking he was WAY richer than that...
ReplyDeleteGet It Nita!!!
ReplyDeleteI think men keep forgetting that they do get older and when that body start to break down they need someone who can help them right now they are looking for the pretty chicks when they need someone with a strong back to help carry they ass they think they got any financial issues now wait til they die and some crab try taking advantage of them and everything they ever worked for. i say get it now before you have to fight for in 20 years. James brown and that disgrace of a woman making a spectacle of herself over his glittered down dead body. Who in the hell back is strong enough for Shaq when he gets old? I seen Tamia and Grant on Oprah yesterday-Beautiful couple they looked well grounded and family oriented they look like they had what it takes to make it. I love a man that takes care of his family and represents.
ReplyDeleteGood sports marriage - Tamia and Grant they llok like they have it. Seen them on Oprah nice couple. Juanita was with Michael his whole career (practically) and she deserves every penny and I am sure he did not mind giving it to her. MJ is fine though.
ReplyDelete^ I saw them too. They been going thru so much glad they helping one another they seem really calm and content.
ReplyDeleteGood luck Juanita. I bet those two are can be the best of friends now.
Men can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. Regardless of what happen in their marriage, she was his wife and had his children.
ReplyDeleteShe deserve to get paid and should have got more. These Jocks{Jerks} need to learn how to stop trying to screw everything that comes their way.
For all of you Jerks that think it's your duty to act like a dog in heat, if you don't want to pay, then don't play!
shit i'm a girl and i'm like thats too much she didn't win no championships of shit 20 mil and thats it with her ugly ass
ReplyDeleteOpinion's are like ass holds, everyone has one! The ex-Mrs. Jordan deserve every penny she got and more. She was his wife compared to the ones that were willing to be a ho on the side line.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I think she is a beautiful Classy Lady, compared to all of the flakes and fake ass people out there!
I actually like Mikes X. She looks hella good. She was there from the beginning, through the practices, etc., etc. She actually may have been Mikes rock during the hard times. In which case she deserves every fucking penny, the 168M doesn't reveal Mike's treasure stashed in unnumbered cayman accounts. Mike had a spectaular career. No blemishes, unlike the Bonds guy - what a disappointment he has turned out to be.
ReplyDeleteJuanita was a ho before Jordan married her. He let his dick get caught up in the snatch, 17 years later...he got snatched.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, what rock did you come from under? Mrs. Jordan got paid! She is a Mother and even if you don't understand how to give respect where it's due, I pity you!
ReplyDeleteMs Juanita is a champ she is the Heavy Weight Undisputed Champion of the World of Women who take a lickin and hold there head high and keep on tickin!! I bet Mike respects her more for leaving. Best wishes- Don't think she is ugly she looks like the type who knows how to cook
ReplyDeleteEverbody's human.Some of us forget to be like gentleman!!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't happen to a nicer guy. He made millions sellin' 20 dollar piece of crap shoes for 200 dollars and now he's gettin' screwed. HA! It's called karma, Biatch!
ReplyDeleteFirst Sheila Johnson @ 1 billion; Juanita Jordan 168 million; next up Shaunie O'Neal! LETS GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! Fuck all those sorry ass niggas.
ReplyDelete^^^She deserves the doe Mike would cum home throw his sour smelling dick in her mouth. She was tasting every white slut Mike ever fucked.
ReplyDeleteIt takes all kind to make up the world!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you would think you couldn't low rated your cruel and crude self any lower, but you proved me wrong.
As far as Michael Jordan is concern, he is going to need all the money he got, the white bitches are the only ones that will put up with his shit, and when you got to pay a ho, you're not about nothing!
Way to go Juanita. SOur Dick in her mouth I bet she stopped effing him years ago. Lets face it how many of these men are bagging up? Yuck can't wait til some of these "Playas'" get old and start running into the real live Gold DIggas the Anna Nicole type that will feed you thru a tube and hope you wake up the next day so they can fight for a piece of your pie. Get it now Ms. shaunie
ReplyDeleteFirst of all mj has not lived in that house for a long time. He has his own place in downtown chicago. He is not mad at this settlement because he was ready to move on.
ReplyDeleteSecondly what jaunita got is a small percentage of mike's money so its all good for mike.
Lastly mj is suppose to be dating a young blonde model from miami. While juanita is dating a 29 year old banker. So it seems like they both happy with their lifes now. It is some of us that need to get a life.
he used her and she used him..he married her for her stable grandmother looking appeal and she married him because he was MJ.Come on.don't nobody want to come home to Juanita Jordan
ReplyDeleteShe's not bad looking she probably looks much better in person. with 168m big ones Im sure her next dude can look past any little flaws she may have.
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