Thursday, December 10, 2009

Are You Ready for The Jackson 4?


Ready or not the brothers say they're going on tour next year.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

There could still be 5 if randy cared to join them LOL I still miss MJ soo much.

Unknown said...

Never liked Randy but at least he had the sense to stay out of this mess.

WTF are they going to sing about anyway?

Jackie - irrelevance and dating Paula Abdul and Lela Rochon while still married
Jermaine - bad hair, bad skin, multiple marriages, why he shouldn't name a child
Marlon (SMH) - working at Vons/Safeway
Tito - why his name comes up in YT stand-up/comedies

Or will they be like Zapp (w/out Roger) and have MJ on a recorder?

I'm not watching that reality show because the Jacksons (sans Janet and maybe Rebbie) called it a wrap on June 25 of this year when it comes to entertaining.

Maybe Jermaine can get a job at State Line.

gadgetgirl08 said...

how come randy isn't with them?

Miss T-baby said...

Um, I dunno, I think they should've tried to have a tour while MJ was alive. Wasn't their album they attempted without him a flop?

Anonymous said...

katherine need to give these fools some money, so they can go sit down some where.

Anonymous said...

Whats up with Tito and those bowler hats.

Whats up with Jermaine and that slicked up hair do.

Randy has held the same big brother pose since the 70's. Why the fuck are you always appearing so serious. Lastly, wtf is up with those shades.

Four comments for four idiots. Marlon, I just don't have words. But if I may, I can't . ..

Now for a word from our sponsors. I can't take this tour, this so-called group, or the Jacksons for that matter. Janet has stayed relevant but the rest fade to black . . . let your kids do something. What happened to all those nieces and nephews. There is this thing called, passing it over to the next generation, but I guess you missed that family meeting.

Anonymous said...

They may actually sound pretty good, but let's be honest without MJ you cannot help but wonder why they would even bother to tour. They are indeed talented muscians in every aspect, but MJ was the front man.

Boy, do I miss him. SMH

Anonymous said...

Please make it stop...arrest Murray and let's be done. I'm waiting on Blanket cuz that child looks like MJ, and looks like he can bust a move.

Anonymous said...

I wish Michael was still here. :(

Anonymous said...

Milk it while the MJ goodwill lasts!

Anonymous said...

"blank stare"
No words...bye

Anonymous said...

Jeraisin makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

Somebody should ask Jermaine why he names people. Tito looks like if he didnt sing he'd be an assassin. He just looks very silent and deadly or maybe he is a closet alch. shrugs shoulders, cant think of who the one on the end is but he always look zestful! WHich one is the one that dont roll with them is that the one Jergreezy took this wife and had his own kids with her? He is a mess ain't they should shade in his ego and make it the Jackson 5 again!

Anonymous said...

The Jermaine/Randy relationship would have made this reality show like something on the lines of what is shown on VH1. The drama, the fuckery, the ratings. OMG that ish would make Flavor of Love, For the Love of Ray-J, and Rock of Love look like shows on PBS.

Anonymous said...

Uhmm...Heck to the no!They need to go and sit down some where!

Anonymous said...

They need to sit down before they put hips out or Tito's 'do melt under the lights, get winded and pass da fugg out, etc. etc.

Anonymous said...

If MJ was still alive they would not be having this show......illuminati?they say the show began when mj was alive...."they" could have planned it that way....just waiting for him to self destruct

Anonymous said...

I miss Michael Jackson so much. Never thought he would leave so soon. Damn!

Anonymous said...

From left to right:
Jackie-Why the shades? You're not really a star.

Jermadness-Give Howie Long back his hair. It doesn't belong to you.No really it doesn't

Tito- Your voice should be deeper. Only Charlie Chaplin should wear Bowler hats.

Marlon- A velvet blazer really?

Randy-Thanks for not showing up.

Anonymous said...

no..... its Jermagesty or some shit!

Anonymous said...

Those Jacksons are really milking the Micheal name to the max. Sorry for Micheal's death but before that where were the brothers. I am sick of them and wish they would sit their asses down somewhere.

Anonymous said...

I thought these dudes retired. They just gonna go on tour and sing all the extended remixes to Thriller songs.

Anonymous said...

I saw Janet perform for some show and all I could think about was MJ. I really can't watch them anymore. Without MJ, its really just some hot air.

Anonymous said...

These cats aren't going to perform, they are strictly there to collect their paychecks. You remember the job you had, where if you could you would pickup your check and say you were sick and had to go home. They are going to do a version of that con. Something like we saw a apparition of Michael and he said . . .. .

This is going to be frightful. Not for nothing and with the great respect and honor due the king of Pop, MJ was declining in his performing ability, not for nothing but I really wasn't looking forward to seeing MJ in concert, not b/c I didn't like him but b/c I didn't want to see the King be anything less. With that said, I am sure these guys will not fail to disappoint. Flops, misfits, wtf ever, this will be a comedian's dream come true, enough material to fill a few spiral notebooks.

Anonymous said...

Where were these guys prior to MJ untimely demise? Why hasn't someone gone to jail since his death has been declared a homicide? How in the hell can they appear so content and please knowing their brother's death is unresolved and NO ONE is serving time? What is with this fam?

Bee Gee said...

Them niggas better have a Michael mannequin with em. They could probably get more buzz puttin' out a karaoke album of all Mike's shit. "Let's do it for the brother that we never knew!" Clowns.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the other poster. I just can't watch any of these Jackson Jackasses anymore and Janet just seems so phoney to me. Who in the hell would wanna see these boring brothers perform, when the only reason people paid to seem then in the 1st place was b/c of Michael. I guess their show stopper moment is when Jermaine coughs up a crocodile tear and sings "smile". Oh the agony!

Anonymous said...

Janet does not seem sincere to me at all - her and Jermaine play the humble roll allll the way their mother is another one that is annoying. At least with Joe and LaToya you know what it is - and it aint purty! How come Conrad is not in jail yet and still practicing medicine and none of them seem bothered by that fact? its just... where do I sign up??? Po Randy, JerJerky jacked his whole family

Anonymous said...

This is the opportunity Jeraisin has been waiting for forever. To at last feel he is the lead man. What a mess. Greasy ass. He seems phoney to me as well as Janet. Has Katherine become part of the furniture or something? Talk about passive. Oh well....maybe this will work out for them. Can't deny they are indeed still riding Michael's coattails. Saw a preview and the showed footage of the memorial and funeral and speaking on how they miss him, etc. I just don't know about these guys, especially Jeraisin.

Anonymous said...

i cant knock an honest hustle and none of you should.... if the temptations, supreme's, four tops and all of those groups can still tour with out all of its original member then do so. if there is a market and honest money to make then make it, if you you aren't going to write them a check don't knock their legal hustle.... MJ died, they didn't and bill need to be paid.....

Anonymous said...

Not knocking the hustle at all. The difference between these guys and the groups you mentioned is the fact that these men are actually brothers. To peceive those 'brothers' using the death of a brother to further their career agendas leaves a bad taste in the mouth to say the least. The reality show was underway prior to MJ's passing so no one is knocking it.

Using MJ's death as a platform is in poor taste. Plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

i'll watch the show. new material, no they dont need to do, but if countries want to see you do a show, please go get that money. of course there will be the constant inquiries about MJ; it is what it is.

I say they call it the Jacksons, throw Janet in the lead and get that money. I too saw janet clips of some recent performances andthe audiences just stared. there was no excitement. it's not that she still aint a bad chick, her time has come and gone. I believe she knows it too. Would people still pay to see her perform--absolutely. Could she still fill an arena of fifty thousand--probably not.

there's your tour. janet and the jacksons or something. i dont think she's phony, i just think she wants to keep what's private, private. she made her millions doing her own thing. we've got to give her credit for that.

Anonymous said...

I think they are also using Michael's children in this show and I am not sure if Michael wanted that or would have approved of that being he was so protective of them. But, anything to bring in the ratings I guess.

Anonymous said...

I love the Jacksons'. hey' what's up with the missing one? RANDY. Oh, Forgot he has to judge American Idol.
lol. (at least that's what Becky em' in my office think)

Damn. Jermaine, looks like a fire started on his face & somebody wearing football cleats stomped it out. He & Seal got that from the same tribunal.

Cant Wait to see them in concert!

Anonymous said...

Tito on that pic', looking like a Young "Fred Sanford"! that's it he should reprise that role & bring Sanford & Brothers back.

PUSSYCATFUN said...

I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TAKE THAT STENCIL JERMAIN USES TO SPRAY PAINT HIS HAIR LINE WITH AND BURN THAT SHIT!

Anonymous said...

UNLESS ONE OF THESE MOFO'S CAN SING "BILLIE JEAN" AND MOON WALK.

WHATS THE POINT!!!

PEOPLE WANTED TO SEE MICHAEL NOT THESE FOOLS!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 12:47PM

Ebonicle Chronicles said...

There was a reason they were all left behind and its not Mike fault but dont they all seem to look like Mikes birth and death was the best thing that ever happend to them?

Anonymous said...

Cheezin like hell and mugging for the cameras like nothing has happened. Michael's death declared a homicide and no one is serving time. I know you have to move on at some point but damn. There is no way I would be ready to get involved with a project like this and had suffered such a devastating loss. Michael is the core of the Jacksons and without him it is almost like the end. Jer"mane" makes me uneasy too. I just don't trust hime either.

Missing Michael more daily.
Michael Jackson
1958-FOREVER

Anonymous said...

yall lyin and will be watchin....lik me cause
though we hate em,we lov watchin them...
they should let Joe play piano or somethin
they know he need the money...Ms Katherine
aint givin him sh*t

Anonymous said...

where have they been for the last 30 years and now what someone to pay to see them sing??? They need to turn it over to the next generation, but Jerm-claymation makes sure his boys accept Micheal's awards not his own kids. He makes me sick, I don't want to hear him murder anymore songs like he did Smile at MJ's memorial. Jackie was right erase that zhit. biane

Anonymous said...

I recall Jergreasy trying to start another memorial for Michael in Vienna. The other brothers were not even supporting it because they knew he was making it all about him. I LOL when he was on Larry King and I think it was mentioned that he and Larry Kings wife were going to sing "I'll be there". The estate of MJ stated they had nothing to do with the memorial. That is was all from sleazy greasy. During the premier of This is It, the brothers showed up with each other without rock face. He arrived with with his Talibride and wearing an ensemble that seem like he stole straight from MJ's closet. I also think if his children can pick up awards for MICHAEL, then MICHAEL's oldest children can collect his awards on HIS behalf. I mean, if the kids are on the show they can show up at award shows to pick up for their dad. Jermaine is making sure his kids hang with Mike's. Greasy ugly........

Anonymous said...

I bought This is It CDs and noticed "Always great to sing with my brother" on the back. Is Jerugly trying to add his name to this or something. Mike and Jermaine had not sang together in years. Get off of the man's coattails, Jergreasy. Damn!!!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't go see these triflin' sorry ass men if the tickets were FREE. Ugh. And Janet's day is over too. I used to adore her, but she is so massively played out.I remember when Mike died (miss you Mike), there was all this hype about how her tribute on the VMA's or whatever "wouldn't leave a dry eye in the house", "promised to be huge, spectacular, etc.". So I watched. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!! It seems as though people who are NOT Mike's family give better, warmer tributes to him.

Anonymous said...

Who would pay hard earned money to see these four clowns. . .Pul-ezze!

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