Thursday, December 03, 2009

Hell Hath No Fury


like a woman scorned. Too bad Tiger Woods had to find out the hard way. The original woman who was accused of having an affair with Tiger Woods? You know, the one who's girlfriends ratted her out to the National Enquirer? The one who at first denied the affair and hired Gloria Allred to represent her in a defamation case against the Enquirer? Well, after two other bitches came forward with their Tiger Woods affair tales, woman #1 realized she wasn't Tiger's only chick on the side, reversed her denials, is now admitting to everything, and planning a press conference.
And they say Tiger's wife called one of the chickens he was having texual relations with. The chicken told everybody at her job that one time she got a call from a blocked number and when she asked who was calling Tiger's wife said, "You should know who I am. You're fucking my husband." [<--blocked call huh? That could have been anybody's husband. You know that bird screwing more than one married man.]