Wednesday, December 02, 2009

"I will wear you out. When was the last time you got laid?"



is the voicemail message Tiger Woods left for the latest bird to come out of the woodwork claiming to have had an affair with him. The crash and domestic violence investigations against Tiger and his wife have been dropped, and he let off with a $164.00 fine for reckless driving, but Tiger's troubles are far from over. There's been another woman [one of many, I hear] to come forward with details about an affair with Tiger Woods. The former Las Vegas cocktail waitress says she met Tiger in Vegas back in 2007 and claims to have had sex with him at least 20 times. Las Vegas Cocktail Waitress got $150,000 to spill her guts to US Magazine, to whom she sold tons of sexy texts and voicemails from Tiger Woods. One voicemail is of a very nervous Tiger begging Las Vegas Cocktail Waitress to erase her name from her outgoing message because his wife had gotten hold of his phone and he feared she might start calling numbers.