Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tiger's Cougar



You couldn't possibly think this Tiger Woods thing was going away, could you? Not when there's a new jump-off every other day. And not when each one is trashier than the last.The new kinky twist with the women dragged into Tiger Woods' spotlight is that the latest one is 15 years older than him!
The southern Florida blonde, number 14 if you've been counting, is said to have known Tiger well before his marriage to Elin and has bragged to friends about showing Tiger a few tricks in the bedroom when he was younger. Though publicly she denies having an affair with Tiger Woods, people in her neighborhood [she recently bought a $400,000.00 home in the same subdivision as Vanilla Ice] are saying that before everything hit the fan, she'd made no secret of her long term affair with Tiger Woods and had freely told neighbors and other people about it. She also just hired Gloria Allred.

And in when it rains it pours news: a Canadian doctor, who has treated Tiger Woods, was arrested recently after being caught at the U.S. / Canadian border carrying performance enhancing drugs.