If You Play Spades Online You May Have Cussed Out Beyonce
In the newest issue of Allure Magazine Beyonce says, "I play with everybody, and they curse me out when I make mistakes, and kick me out of the room. I love it, it's really fun because no one knows it's me."
*Yawn* Anyone else tired of her publicist releasing random quotes and news about her to keep her name in the press every week? It's gotten quite old. I thought she was taking a break from having her name everywhere, should have known that was a lie.
Did this she-devil JUST learn how to play spades cause that shit been around 4EVA. I agree w/6:29. Dis some random bullsnit. Saddown and have a cup of shutdafuckup Yakifina. Even your fans won't care if it's you cause you ain't tellin' them it's you dingo (dingbat bimbo), duh!
I think she is sending an INDIRECT message to BLOGGERS that she is an "anon" on the gossip sites,and she be FIGHTING with us. She could be serious about the cards too!
THAT SIAD, WHY DIDNT SHE USE HER NATURAL HAIR FOR THE "SWEET INNOCENT LOOKING" PHOTOS THAT WERE TAKEN INSTEAD OF USING THAT NASTY LACE FRONT WIG WITH HAIR THAT ISN'T HERS AND THAT SHE WISHES WERE HERS? IN THE END HOWEVER NO MATTER HOW SHE TRIES TO LOOK DIFFERENT NATURAL AND STYLISH SHE ALWAYS COMES OFF LOOKING CHEAP FAKE AND GHETTO. PLEASE MY MOTHER SAW THIS THE FIRST DAY SHE SET EYES ON HER.
"I play with everybody, and they curse me out when I make mistakes, and kick me out of the room. I love it, it’s really fun because no one knows it’s me."
The real quote: Eye pla whi evrabodies und dey krush...kurshed...k-urse...kused me outta wen i made a mustakes. AND, kiked me outa da room. I lub it. Ets...its...itsreal...ist fun!!! Couzins know 1 nose ist me." *Smile & Wind Blowing Hair*
Okay this is news because?????????? *crickets* I feel her PR people must consist of distance cousins in her family and such because her PR people do ghettofied dumb ish. They don't do research for nothing and not to mention why is this chick on the news doing absolutely nothing of value to the regular folk?
I mean look at this Haiti earthquake situation....have we ever heard one quote from her since this incident???????? Every dam celeb been on charity telethon on CNN yesterday and even down in Haiti helping out! Where is her sympathy?? Nothing... no charity announce to the donation to the Haitian people in the earthquake??????????? Her PR people are dumb asses and she is clueless on world affairs. Instead releasing BS news that no one gives a 2 cent about why don't she for a change speak up when it a value to do so! Clueless chick!
Oh yeah she do need to learn how to play "memory Card" game. Where she matches the apple with the other apple. The bear with the bear. Hell while she at it a multiplication memory deck of cards too!LMAO. DEAD!
Anonymous said... whoa y'all turning into psychopaths over this one little light hearted quote.
^^^^
It happens everytime anything is written about Beyonce. Jealously is a mutha. When your the hottest & most successful at what you do, then people will hate on you automatically.
Personally, I sit back and watch how upset people get about Bey. It's hilarious! They are obsessed with her cuz they want to be her. The fact that they care so much about what she says and does cracks me up.
Too funny. I played Yahoo Spades back in the day and it scared me how serious some took the game of online spades to be. Now I could see if it was during the Thanksgiving holidays and the family gathered around the table and big money was on the line.
But people losing their minds over internet spades? Ain't no way.
At least make up new jokes about her so we all can laugh.
*Recycle your plastics; create new jokes* Same mofos be all ova Bey if she do something thats been done before. Yet they use the same mule...
9:29pm, 9:27 co-sign!
She did an interview with Allure. A full interview. Bitch is posting snippets and ya'll filling up the comment board. SMH Bey do it everytime. The bitch is a cash cow.
oh gawd I really need her boring azz to get some real friends to do shit with other than her sister. She doesn't realize how pathetic this makes her sound.
I feel sorry for this delusional bish sometimes. She really lives in her own little stuck up world. I know Jay must get bored as f*ck with her. How deep can their conversations possibly be when she's shallow as hell and her favorite topic is always herself?
I guess it makes her feel like "regular" folk
ReplyDeletefunny..
ReplyDeleteWow. What kind of mistakes is she making. Messing up the game. Spades is easy. Even if they knew it was her she still might get cursed out.
ReplyDeletere-nigger.......I bet it was me...I'll kick my mama out if she doesn't bet her hand.
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*Yawn* Anyone else tired of her publicist releasing random quotes and news about her to keep her name in the press every week? It's gotten quite old. I thought she was taking a break from having her name everywhere, should have known that was a lie.
ReplyDeleteDid this she-devil JUST learn how to play spades cause that shit been around 4EVA. I agree w/6:29. Dis some random bullsnit. Saddown and have a cup of shutdafuckup Yakifina. Even your fans won't care if it's you cause you ain't tellin' them it's you dingo (dingbat bimbo), duh!
ReplyDeleteplease shut yo ass zup!!
ReplyDeleteHey, if you play spades with some "real folks", it doesn't matter who you are.. You are going to get shit if you keep fuckin up!!
She needs a damn brain!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...I thought she said in an interview a while back that she never goes on the internet period.
ReplyDeleteThis bitch needs to learn how to play match the card before she plays the game of spades, fuckin moron!
ReplyDeleteIn other news....
ReplyDeleteI like it.........show's that she's just like everyone else
ReplyDeleteand mofo's do be real fcking about a card game.........like they betted money or their life
on it
fck outta here
I think she is sending an INDIRECT message to BLOGGERS that she is an "anon" on the gossip sites,and she be FIGHTING with us. She could be serious about the cards too!
ReplyDeletewhoa y'all turning into psychopaths over this one little light hearted quote.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the jokes just write themselves with this trick.
ReplyDeleteHER SMILE IS FAKE AND UGLY
ReplyDeleteTHAT SIAD, WHY DIDNT SHE USE HER NATURAL HAIR FOR THE "SWEET INNOCENT LOOKING" PHOTOS THAT WERE TAKEN INSTEAD OF USING THAT NASTY LACE FRONT WIG WITH HAIR THAT ISN'T HERS AND THAT SHE WISHES WERE HERS? IN THE END HOWEVER NO MATTER HOW SHE TRIES TO LOOK DIFFERENT NATURAL AND STYLISH SHE ALWAYS COMES OFF LOOKING CHEAP FAKE AND GHETTO. PLEASE MY MOTHER SAW THIS THE FIRST DAY SHE SET EYES ON HER.
Didn't Jay say "all I need is a partner
ReplyDeleteto play spades with the cards up, ALL TRUST" in EXCUSE ME MISS?
I guess we know how that shit went...
Bey: "Baby, lets play spades with Solange 'nem."
Jay: "Nah, you should just go play online - get some more practice..."
lol @ Bee Gee
ReplyDelete"I play with everybody, and they curse me out when I make mistakes, and kick me out of the room. I love it, it’s really fun because no one knows it’s me."
ReplyDeleteThe real quote: Eye pla whi evrabodies und dey krush...kurshed...k-urse...kused me outta wen i made a mustakes. AND, kiked me outa da room. I lub it. Ets...its...itsreal...ist fun!!! Couzins know 1 nose ist me." *Smile & Wind Blowing Hair*
Okay this is news because?????????? *crickets* I feel her PR people must consist of distance cousins in her family and such because her PR people do ghettofied dumb ish. They don't do research for nothing and not to mention why is this chick on the news doing absolutely nothing of value to the regular folk?
ReplyDeleteI mean look at this Haiti earthquake situation....have we ever heard one quote from her since this incident???????? Every dam celeb been on charity telethon on CNN yesterday and even down in Haiti helping out! Where is her sympathy?? Nothing... no charity announce to the donation to the Haitian people in the earthquake??????????? Her PR people are dumb asses and she is clueless on world affairs. Instead releasing BS news that no one gives a 2 cent about why don't she for a change speak up when it a value to do so! Clueless chick!
@1143
ReplyDeleteDEAD MOTHERFU*KING DEAD! LMAO! YOU TELLIN THE TRUTH!
@826
ReplyDeleteOh yeah she do need to learn how to play "memory Card" game. Where she matches the apple with the other apple. The bear with the bear. Hell while she at it a multiplication memory deck of cards too!LMAO. DEAD!
She's lying and needs more people than her and imaginary Sasha.
ReplyDelete11:43. LOL. Started my day.
ReplyDeleteBey really gotta stop making "quotes" though.
What she won't tell is how long it took her to learn the game especially for someone that does not use a computer.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletewhoa y'all turning into psychopaths over this one little light hearted quote.
^^^^
It happens everytime anything is written about Beyonce. Jealously is a mutha. When your the hottest & most successful at what you do, then people will hate on you automatically.
Personally, I sit back and watch how upset people get about Bey. It's hilarious! They are obsessed with her cuz they want to be her. The fact that they care so much about what she says and does cracks me up.
Too funny. I played Yahoo Spades back in the day and it scared me how serious some took the game of online spades to be. Now I could see if it was during the Thanksgiving holidays and the family gathered around the table and big money was on the line.
ReplyDeleteBut people losing their minds over internet spades? Ain't no way.
If I knew it was her or not I would cuss her out regardless you mess up my hand in spades especially if your my partner. lol
ReplyDelete11:43pm kilt my soul....
ReplyDeleteChoking off of 11:43. OMG.
ReplyDeleteAt least make up new jokes about her so we all can laugh.
ReplyDelete*Recycle your plastics; create new jokes*
Same mofos be all ova Bey if she do something thats been done before. Yet they use the same mule...
9:29pm, 9:27 co-sign!
She did an interview with Allure. A full interview. Bitch is posting snippets and ya'll filling up the comment board. SMH Bey do it everytime. The bitch is a cash cow.
oh gawd I really need her boring azz to get some real friends to do shit with other than her sister. She doesn't realize how pathetic this makes her sound.
ReplyDeleteI don't play negro card games so I can't relate.
ReplyDelete1143 said *Smile & Wind Blowing Hair*
ReplyDeletelmao
Doesnt make a difference if they new it was you or not. I mean who do you really think you are BEYONCE stupid bitch
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for this delusional bish sometimes. She really lives in her own little stuck up world. I know Jay must get bored as f*ck with her. How deep can their conversations possibly be when she's shallow as hell and her favorite topic is always herself?
ReplyDelete9:27:
ReplyDeleteno one wants to be a thunder thigh having, fake hair sporting, ass poppin fake who's also illiterate piece of uneducated trash.
who's also an uneducated piece of trash
ReplyDelete