Friday, May 07, 2010

Nutrisystem Sacks Lawrence Taylor


Nutrisystem is not even waiting for age verification for the teenage prostitute Lawrence Taylor was accused of statutory raping the other night. They've already dropped him as a spokesperson. How rude!

Lawrence Taylor got arrested less than 48 hours ago with an alleged under-age hooker, but Nutrisystem didn't even give him a chance to lie or pay his way out of it explain! So not fair!

Nutrisystems says,
"Based on the severity of these allegations, Nutrisystem has made the decision to sever our relationship with Mr. Taylor effective immediately,"
So now any old [or young] hooker can allagate something against you, and you automatically lose your endorsements? I blame Kat Stacks.






I know allagate is not a word, ok? But it stays.