Wednesday, May 19, 2010

So Black Jokes are What's Hot in the Streets?

Chris Brown, who doesn't need another ounce of bad press, thought it would be funny to crack 'black jokes' on Twitter last night.

The cause for the attack? The other day blogger Sandra Rose posted pictures of Chris Brown in the Sao Paolo, Rio airport and pointed out how nobody was mobbing him and declared his career dead.

In retaliation, Chris asked his Twitter followers to go in on Sandra Rose and posted a picture of himself being mobbed by 13 people in Rio to prove Sandra's assessment wrong.

103 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those are not jokes, that's facts about Sandra Rose, She is mad black and ugly.

Anonymous said...

Chris Clown...so immature. Please sit down somewhere.

We are Doomed said...

So I'll take that as a yes.

www.internetmodeling.com/1341 said...

So childish. Although SR leaves alot to be desired in the looks department.

Anonymous said...

she deserves it, she always dissing celebrites.
people need to leave chris alone, every word he says is blown up.

Anonymous said...

Mobbed in Rio? Big deal. LaToya and Tito can get mobbed in Rio.

Anonymous said...

those are JOKES...good lawd....she is ugly ass hell...she talks shit all day...fuck sandra rose...and fugly ass

Anonymous said...

Im sorry but sandra rose talks negatively about EVERYBODY!!! Even those she turns around and says are her "friends". It's funny how everybody else that cries "black" is racist, but she can LSLH rant all darn day! She is just as "racist" against light skin women as Chris Brown is being so-called racist against anyone darker than him. Come on Sandra Rose, either get with it or go back London. If you ask me, she has it in for US citizens. The only folk she give props to are strippers and anyone that can give her a free backpack. SMDH

Anonymous said...

This boy right here likes putting his foot in his mouth at all times.

where's my stimulus? said...

"I'm Chris Brown Beeeitch!!"

lawwwwd Chris said...

I don't like Sandra Rose but you know Fistopher Beat-Em-Down Brown's Twitter fuckery is gonna make it onto other sites with bloggers who hate him even more than that ugly black Republican dyke. Where is yo mama Chris?

Anonymous said...

I love you Chris B...and yep you are right fuck that muggly bitch-She don't like Obama, or anyone else for that reason!

Anonymous said...

People tend to forget how old this dude is. This is what young boys do. I think she was petty for putting it out there and giving him attention. That's all these kids want is attention.

Anonymous said...

Sandrarose always talkin' shit about everybody, Chris Brown needs to beat the black and ugly outta her ass since she always talkin about him being a woman beater! ROTFLMBAO!

Anonymous said...

Chris Brown is a kid! Regardless of who he beat up or called black, his "light-skinded" a$$ is making more than me and I have a degree. We can bash him all day but he'll still be who he is and we'll still be posting comments when we all should be working! LOL Uh oh...here comes my boss!

Anonymous said...

There goes Chris and his impulse control problems...again.

Anonymous said...

Mandra Rose is a Miles Davis looking crispy self righteous hypocritical troll. She needs to back off of Chris. She can dish out the negativity but her oh so ugly ass can't take it. Burnt crispy, rusty ol.........

I Hate Sandra Just as Much as the Next Bitch said...

Fuck Fistoher! This is not about Sandra Rose, this is about Chris using dark skin as a foil. Like it's something wrong with it
Fuck him for that.
Hmphf!
*Stomps my black ass out of the thread.*

Kiki said...

Damn, can Chris even defend himself without it being blown up? SR IS black as tar and ugly as sin and talks major shit about everyone. She needed to be reminded that she ain't untouchable. And since when did black folks cracking black jokes become a big deal? If Breezy was white, then I could understand, but this shit is done every damn day by ordinary black people, so... LMAO @ the fact that he blasted her ass back, though...I give him credit for that.

Anonymous said...

My people! My people! When will we stop this light/dark skin war? Shit I'm light and just came to terms with that a few years ago b/c I heard the remarks from both my own ethnic race and others. Shit I am who I am. I don't recall checking a light skin box on my way out my beautiful brown skin mom's uterus! WTF! What year is this again? SMH

Kiki said...

@ 12:54-- Wow, trying to make this a LS/DS issue, huh? GTFOH!!
"Yo Mama" and "You so black" jokes have been around for ages...it ain't about using dark skin as a foil for hatred or none of that bullshit. When I was younger, we used to make my mixed cousin cry by telling her she was so light, Casper was her daddy (I know...lame, LOL).

Anonymous said...

When Sandra Rose REALLY goes in on Chris 'Beat-A=B!tch' Brown, then we'll see his sad face again.
CB, you need all the friends you can get right now and you don't need to be making enemies.
If you can't handle it, do her like you did Rih-Rih.

Anonymous said...

SMH @ Sandra and her negative self!

Anonymous said...

Really Chris? Skin color jokes?? GTFOH!! That's one way to alienate the last few remianing fans you have. Go hard at the superficial things.

Chris should've never stooped to that level. What an idiot.

Sandra baits 'em then reels 'em in. That's her claim to fame. SMH at the dummy Chris for falling for it.

Go ahead and get your free press Sandra!

Anonymous said...

My mom is dark skinned.

I'm tellin you, Chris better have his security with him if ever I come in close contact with him.....because I'm gonna definitely get my 15mins of fame by beating the living shit outta that boy. I swear.

I WANNA BEAT HIS ASS SO BAD MY DICK'S HARD.

Anonymous said...

sandra rose is proof that zha zha gabor makes wigs for turds

Fo' Real?!?! said...

LMAO - he's funny - that Chewbacca one was good (and it didn't have shizz to do about color tone).

Lightin' up folks - shit he's just giving her a taste of her own medicine. I hear dark/light skinned black jokes from black folk all the time (as do most of you) - so chill, it ain't that serious. Sometimes these celeb bloggers/gossipers forget that they too can become a target if they get too out of pocket...moving on folks.

QUIT BEING CRABS IN A BUCKET BLACK PEOPLE!

Anonymous said...

Sandra Rose is ugly as hell but i don't like the skin omplexion jokes. That makes him look really foolish. Those type of jokes ain't funny

Anonymous said...

Wow!! @ one point I was truly feeling bad for him! NOW,I'm going all in on the lame loser! Yeah those complexion jokes are a bit personal! Obviously BEAT'EM down Brown likes BLACK & blue cause he was the main factor in changing Ri-Ri's FACE color! Chris your pathetic!! He deserves every turn down he gets!!

Anonymous said...

ITS SANDRA ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Queen hater! I'm brown skin and I always call her hating, miserable, black, cripy ugly ass EXTRA BLACK! She is a haaaaaaaaaaaaaater! And she talks about people's kid. Fuck her... Breezy get her ugly ass!

Anonymous said...

^
@ Fo' Real?!?!
We gon' talk about you now! LOL!

Anonymous said...

And SR is queen color struck. Credit her with the acronym LSLH for girls! GTFOH... yall are beign sensitive her burn bitter asss deserves it. She will dog someone's baby!!!! Like nothing is beneath her ass. Fuck her... have u seen her!?!?!?!!?!?! She's the first one to throw someone under the bus and run them over mad times but she looks like the bottom of my sneaker after I stepped in shit.

Anonymous said...

SHE DESERVES IT...SHE'S A DISGUSTING...PIG WHO HATES BLACK PEOPLE.....SHE'S EVIL......I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL.....!!!!

Anonymous said...

a 1:01 thats why Sandra Rose got her ass punched... by a BLACK MALE CELEBRITY! Bitch already took one for the team. Thats why she hates from the sidelines.

Moving on!

Anonymous said...

@Kiki co-sign he can defend himself... Im dark and not offended at all, I think he should have went harder on that trick. Funny how she always pulls the LSLH(light skin long hair) out her a** and it's all good.

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIS ASS SO THAT HE CAN GO AWAY.

I WANNA BEAT HIS ASS SOOOO BAD MY DICK HARD.

Anonymous said...

CHRIS DUMMY YOU AINT ENTITLED TO NOTHING. I WANNA PISTOL WHIP YOUR ASS SOOOO BAD, IT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Anonymous said...

Chris, again, shut the fuck up! Yes, she is black as night, but why act your age with "you're so black...." jokes and stoop to her level? I want to punch him in the face sooooooo BAD! Chris Brown has officially shit on his own career....I have a joke, you're so whack, that everyone on the Rhymes with Snitch post wants to whip your ass!

Anonymous said...

Oh my lawd I am lmfao @ the chewbacca joke! SR is a hater - I'm glad he went in on that roach! Why do folks feel like CB ain't allowed to say or do shyt? Damn! Let the boy live!

Anonymous said...

Fist Brown is one ignorant high yellow buck tooth beaver. It seems his 'preferred' skin complexion aint helping take back his career. FLOPtopher, get yo shit together. I'm not surprised he and TyraNT Banks got along so well. They both have issues with dark people. Can't say I feel sorry for Sandra though. She always going in on celebs, saying things that are downright disrespectful. She called MJ's kids "children of the corn" (if you've seen that movie, you'll know she dead wrong for that)

Anonymous said...

i'm getting ready to talk about the bitch on my twitter. i can't stand her racist ugly ass.

Anonymous said...

@ Team CB
Your boy is a loser. Tell him kiss goodbye to his career.
The problem with him is that he doesn't consider the consequences and repercussions of his behavior. That's why he dealt with the backlash so badly.

Anonymous said...

Chris Brown who?

Anonymous said...

What some folks don't seem to understand he doesn't have anything against dark skinned ppl the boy wrote a song about a brown skinned girl he doesn't like Sandra ass so don't make this about a light skinned dark skinned war...she has had letters sent to hear from Kanye, Beyonce and Diddy and Trey dragged her ass a few months ago and made that shit a trending topic by posting her picture up and he used dark jokes as well knowone was calling Trey out about it so stop with that color struck shit.

NubianGoddez said...

His jokes was lame as hell, although mandra rose does look like Seal's baby sister, that broad sho is ugly!! but the funniest caption with this story that had me falling the hell out was Snitch funny ass comment

@In retaliation, Chris asked his Twitter followers to go in on Sandra Rose and posted a picture of himself being mobbed by 13 people in Rio to prove Sandra's assessment wrong.

You wrong for that 13 people comment ctfu!!!!

teecee said...
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teecee said...

i know you people arent defending SR ????? she is a nasty bitter old dry azz dike who would turn on your azz just so she can put it on her blog. if you are going to play the game dont get mad when people fight back using the game. chris is 21 SR is 47 yrs old, she is mad at the world because she look like whoppie goldberg and bill dukes love child. the boy can defend himself.

Anonymous said...

i bet the bitch wish she can delete all our comments and make it so we can't come back.
damn, the truth must hurt.

Anonymous said...

! 2:10 and 2:18 WORD! Agreed!

TruthBeTold said...

Sandra may be ugly as hell but Fist Brown is still a racist !

Anonymous said...

CB, remember when you had a career?
Treasure those memories.

Anonymous said...

I HAVE AN UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR FROM ME THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE SANDRA ROSE. YUCK! SOMEBODY YUNG BURG HIS ASS AND I'M NOT EVEN DARK SKIN. WASN'T KEVIN HART VILIFIED AND HE'S A COMEDIAN, PEOPLE TRYING TO GIVE BREEZY A (COLOR) PASS. COLOR JOKES WAS SOMETHING DONE TO KEEP THE WHITES LAUGHING ( IN THE PAST) AND BLACKS ARE STILL DOING IT.

Park Avenue said...

To me, jokes about a person's complexion (light OR dark) are never funny or necessary. It's just childish.

Instead of Chris Brown wasting time, playing the dozens, he could've used that time to:

1. Look over some college brochures
2. Write some better music
3. Go get something to eat
4. Do something CONSTRUCTIVE for his career.

Surely this "you're so black" rant isn't going to help his cause any.

Anonymous said...

as an african american i think we really should get off this black thing. if sandra rose and chris brown took a test and they said what is your nationality we would all say black. not light skinned or dark skinned just black. get use to it people we are black until we are dead. oh and sandra rose always goes hard on barack. go to i hat sandrarose.com to see why.

Anonymous said...

chris will beat the syht otta sandra.. she betta ask rihanna- that man aint nothin to play wit!
he vicious and cold

Anonymous said...

chris will beat the shyt ouuta sandra- shyt- she betta ask rihanna about it.. chris dont play around with women- he'll put a foot to her azz in a heart beat
he cold and ficious

Anonymous said...

Mandra Rose and Fist Brown both can fuck off.

Anonymous said...

IM SCARED OF CB

Anonymous said...

Not feeling the black okes either, but what about all the "negro" rappers who make millions by using "nigga" in their gutter raps?

Anonymous said...

**jokes**

Anonymous said...

Chris Brown in a looser!!! I don't care how old he is, his tired ass needs to grow up. Your career is over Chris, deal with it! You did it to yourself, accept accountability. Who are we to judge if Sandra Rose is unattractive or not? She is a child of God, just like you and me. She didn't make herself. Chris Brown's behavior is so typical of young black men in today's society. My father, Grandfather's and Uncles never disrespected a female, no matter what she did or said. They handled situations with class and didn't act like spoiled, selfish idiots. Fuck Chris Brown, tell that punk he can always do porn for a living, college is to good for him!

Anonymous said...

The bitch nigga think he somebody, talking bout I'm breeezy bitch.

Nigga I'll beat yo fucking ass. You little stupid slave motherfucker.

I don't like Jay-Z, but I hope Jay use this little bastard motherfucker for a blood sacrifice.

Little bitch.

And this aint no Sandrarose talking either.

Anonymous said...

ROMEO MUST DIE!!!

KILL CHRIS BROWN
KILL CHRIS BROWN

USE HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!
USE HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!

Anonymous said...

ROMEO MUST DIE!!!

KILL CHRIS BROWN
KILL CHRIS BROWN

USE HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!
USE HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!

Anonymous said...

ROMEO MUST DIE!!!

KILL CHRIS BROWN
KILL CHRIS BROWN

USE HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!
USE HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!

Anonymous said...

Somebody Murder this fool so that he can fucking disappear.

Anonymous said...

You aint shit nigga. You aint no fucking Breezy. You a bitch.

Let me catch yo ass in my neigborhood. Imma stick a 10-foot pole up yo ass.

Fucking ass wipe.

Anonymous said...

It don't matter how many performances and appearances you do, it will not put you back on top you dumb fuck.

Matter-of-fact, I want you to keep twittering, so I can drag yo ass good, you fucking cockroach.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dame Dash: If you need some mo money, use this little twittering bitch-boy as yo next blood sacrifice.

Anonymous said...

off topic:

TODAY IS MALCOLM X'S BIRTHDAY

Anonymous said...

I think his jokes are lame, but people in here are getting a little to sensitive about the black jokes. I have light skinned, darked skinned, yellow, orange and the rest of the colors of the rainbow in my family and we always crack black jokes, yo mama jokes, big booty jokes, raggedy weave jokes, etc. at each other ALL THE TIME. Especially the young members of our family.

It ain't that serious people.

Anonymous said...

I gotta a joke for CB:

Who beat a bitch face to the umpteenth power with a lambo causing his career to spiral down the shitter along with his relevance?

Oh wait that shit really happened. Nevermind. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

is sandra ugly because she's black? no, she's ugly because she's ugly.i think chris' light skinned half breed momma is ugly and she would be ugly no matter what color she was.

Anonymous said...

SR stays on CB, BowWow, Tre Song, Beyonce, Jay Z, Ne-yo and Obama. She loves her some Tiny, Toya, TI, and Jeezy. She can be really mean spirited on her blog though. But I don't like color jokes, never did. CB has to learn to ignore her and stay off her blog. She feeds on stuff like this. She will never let this go!

Anonymous said...

Some of you need to grow the fuck up straight talk...talking about he should be a blood sacrifice for a bitch that stay clowing a black man. Why aren't you losers mad when comedians joke like this.

Anonymous said...

Sandra Rose is a friend of mine. A good friend too! Matter of fact, we went to night school together. And many times I had to dry her tears cuz the teacher INSISTED on marking Sandra absent. Every damn night! That shit was not right, ya'll! @Sandra: Be strong baby gurl.

Anonymous said...

Fist Brown suffers from foot-in-mouth syndrome.

Anonymous said...

DAmn, U people need prayer. This is hypocrisy @ its finest. A Gossip Blogger who berates and breeds negativity among her own race.The pot calling the kettle black!!Literally

oh well said...

the fact that Fist went THIS low tells you that Sandra kicked him in the balls with that comment.

Anonymous said...

No... Sandra Rose is the childish one. She's a grown a###s woman and she STAY talking smack about this young man. As soon as he says something back, then HE's the one with the problem? The young man has admitted his mistake, taken full responsibility, is paying for it in the court system without complaint and SHE and EVERYONE else STAY riding his a@ZZZZ. Enough is enough.... leave him alone and he won't have anything to respond to. Get off his damn neck at EVERY effING turn. People act like he's supposed to stay sad and look sad EVERY SINGLE EFFING second of EVERY effing day for the REST of his DAMN life. Get over it and let him.

Go somewhere and ride R-Kelly's denying wrong, admitting nothing, taking no responsibility for sh#@ST, pissing on a minor a@XZZZ.

Anonymous said...

Breezy's biggest mistake was getting into a bitch fight with this Uniroyal Tire.

Anonymous said...

Hey friend of Sandra that went to school with her.....If she's truly a friend tell her to stop name calling if she doesn't want people calling her names back. She'e too old to be doing all of that and not expecting it to come back at her. What did she expect? Is being marked absent from class every day the reason why she tries to make other people feel irrelevant? Shame on her... taking it out on the rest of the damn world. And people are saying CB is immature? How long ago did that happen to her? And she STILL can't get over it and uses it as a reason to be mean to people?! SHE needs to grow the eff up and leave others alone.

Anonymous said...

@7:20

I don't like CB as an artist but I do have to agree with you 100%. The way people are acting, one would think this boy was a serial killer or something. There are all kinds of artists who have and still do beat ass on the regular and people move on from it. He beats one ass and he is the poster boy of abuse? People need to GTFOH with that crap. I can name a whoolllee lotta male artists who did worse than CB and they are icons. Examples? Ray Charles, James Brown. Both of these men (especially James Brown) beat hella ass and they got a pass. When this is brought up, however, you get all kinds of hypocritical negros talkin about "well it wasn't such a big deal back then" type shit. I say an ass whooper is an ass whooper and either you get a pass or you don't so if you don't have a problem with one man beating women why should you make deal of another doing the same? I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

ha ha ya'll bitches defending this punk. He said this about dark ass people. He used SR as a hide behind. This means,if your ass is dark,this is what he thinks about you. Dumb bitches. This is the type of man SOME black women love to defend and love. I kick em' to the streets.

Anonymous said...

@7:39

And what about those dark niggas that do the same. Are you the type of woman or man (whatever's your pleasure) that hate light skinned people so much that you stay with one that beats your ass on the regular?

Anyway, who the hell was defending him? I didn't read any posts that did. Lost bitch.

Anonymous said...

"stay with one" = stay with a dark man

The Real Fedup said...

Ok Chris baby you wrong on this front. I agree Sandra can come off rude and someone should put her in her place. But he should of came at her another way. Using a person skin color as a butt of jokes is wrong....light skin or dark. Saying any "black jokes" is not a good look and will backfire on him by people who do not want to give him a chance. Even though Sandra Rose may be wrong....going on her level to insult her skin color is wrong period. If Chris want people to give him a chance he needs to stop with the immature shit already! If you going to defend yourself Chris do it in a more classier level then that.

The Real Fedup said...

But one thing I can say that I can NOT stand with Sandra Rose is her dissin President Obama constantly! I am annoyed with her on that. It like OK Sandra where was her ass when President Bush did alll his BS? I did not see her constantly bitching about him?

Heck I do not agreee with everythig Obama do but dam SANDRA..... HELL THIS IS THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT GIVE HIM A DAM BREAK!

Sandra comes off at times a hateful person. Who has no life but to obess with the celebs and talk trash.

Anonymous said...

@7:31PM The "friend" went to NIGHT SCHOOL with Sandra Rose...where the teacher routinely marked her "absent" because...wait for it now...ol' jet black Sandra couldn't be seen, it bein night school and all. And yes, I laughed my ass off at that joke!

TrixieRix said...

Whatever. I'm a very dark skinned woman, but I learned you that if you don't start nuthin, wont be nuthin. She played herself. Just like women who hit men...be prepared to be flat on yo ass.

Anonymous said...

^^^@ 8:24 Haaaaaaaa dayum. The funniest black joke I ever heard was " you so black I shot a bullet and it came back asking for a flashlight" yeah , yeah know its corney, but can you picture the illustration of something like that? The bullet coming out of the gun, then stopping in mid air to turn around and actually talk to the shooter

" eh man you gotta flash light"

I first heard that joke when I was 15. I didnt laugh at it because a person or a thing was getting humiliated for being jet black. I laughed because of the actual thought of a bullet talking was hilarious to me

Anonymous said...

WOW! This post ballooned up to over 90 comments?

People please. This has nothing to do with skin colors and race. This is about him being a bitch on twitter (as usual). When will he learn that revealing how much of a punk ass he is (one tweet at a time) through certain media is killing his career?

STFD Fist Clown.

Anonymous said...

You could have atleast insulted her without the compliment (Black) last I heard black was beautiful!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the joke @12:39

"Life is free, so get one" said...

Wow....what has the world come to! What idiot called CB racist for crackin black jokes-he's black! They are jokes people! You may not like him or what he has done and the mistakes he has made, but that dont mean you just go ham on every comment he makes or thing he does. I dont like many of the things he has done, but that doesnt mean that EVERY move he makes has foul intentions! Those offended are either balck as hell, or white and dont understand the comedy, or just ignorant. There is no explanation for stupidity. SMH

Anonymous said...

Any jokes at Sandra Rose' expense are fine by me. The sillier the better.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:47 PM said:
"She feeds on stuff like this."

Yeah, like a black crispy ass Jabba the Hut.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Anon 7:31 PM not getting the joke.

Anonymous said...

all u black people are embarassing, putting down the color u call yourself! u would never hear that from any other race, bunch of slave minded morons!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think yellow is ugly and shi----, but because I have family that look like that I refrane from disparaging comments, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I am not impressed by those who are light I am impressed by beauty!!

Anonymous said...

so wat he not talkin about all dark skinned hes talkin about ha ugly ass. she is a negative person she always goin in on him and not just him she constantly bashes obama beyonce ciara and necole bitch not a day goes by that se doesnt talk negative about someone unless u tiny monica or ti. if you can talk about someone be prepared to get talked aboyt as well and in my opinion when u look like she does u should be a nice person y be ugly on the inside and out.

Anonymous said...

"all u black people are embarassing, putting down the color u call yourself! u would never hear that from any other race, bunch of slave minded morons!!!!! "

Exactly. No wonder the world laughs at African Americans.

Of all of the creative & truly funny jokes CB could've come up with to attack Sandra Rose with, he comes up with COLOR jokes? RACE jokes? Jokes that White *slave owners* once used & were historically used in racist minstrel shows over a century ago? And many of these fool CB supporters cheered him on because it was hateful Sandra Rose CB attacked??

Need Sherlock Holmes to figure this out....

Anonymous said...

Sandra Rose goes in on everybody especially Beyonce and Chris Brown, so I'm not mad.

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