Wednesday, July 28, 2010

If Wy were President


Is Wyclef Jean planning to run for President of Haiti?

There's been growing Internet chatter that Wyclef is to announce his candidacy for the President of Haiti any day now.

His family released this non committal statement,
"Wyclef's commitment to his homeland and its youth is boundless, and he will remain its greatest supporter . . . At this time, Wyclef Jean has not announced his intent to run for Haitian president. If and when a decision is made, media will be alerted immediately."

But insiders insist it's true.

42 comments:

ANN said...

Oh Oh if he accepts then who will be his blood sacrifice?

Anonymous said...

WHY???

Anonymous said...

I guess he expects folks to forget about him ripping off his "people" to finance his jumpoff fuckery.

Anonymous said...

Them people in Haiti don't know no better. The porbably think Laurent Hill will be the 1st lady. But hey anithing is posible and compare to the goverment they have now. He would be like the Obama of Haiti. Vote for WyClef.

Team wyclef all day.

Anonymous said...

damn 1:22 they aren't stupid down there just poor.

Anonymous said...

I believe this to be true because I think his ego is enormous. It takes that type of narcissism to believe you can go from making music to become a President of the poorest third world nation with no pollitical experience at all.

Anonymous said...

@1:22 PM thank u i was just about to say something about that but u beat me to the punch

Anonymous said...

FUCK OFF, WYCLEF

What is he going to do about the increasing number of RAPES in those camps down there. Women and children are NOT safe in Haiti right now. Not like they've ever been, really.

Sadly, he will get elected if he runs because poor nations DO NOT have actual democracies.

His family is part of the Hatian elite and they have been implicit in the murders of hundreds of Haitians so Ann, he has already had NUMEROUS "sacrifices".

Anonymous said...

1:22pm

Please take your raggedy ass down to Haiti and live there since you think Wyclef would make such a great Prez and it "doesn't matter".

You wouldn't last a DAY outside of the United States, you stupid slave.

Anonymous said...

This goes out to 2:30 PM
no Thanks I have no business in Haiti
I'm a proud Puertorican that lives in MIABorn and raced in PR so don'd get it twisted papa, I have a lot of close Hatian friends. We have ignorant people like you in our Raices,you make up the inorance in yours. O and by the way I donated when they had the earthquake.

Team wyclef all day. someone needs to make a chage.

Anonymous said...

It will be a second diaster for Haiti. Wyclef is as crooked as the day is long.

Anonymous said...

TOLD YALL MOFO's that they people on here ain't BLACK, we are the minority..please remember this next time you go at each other's throat..DO you see this...WOW..LMAO at this fukrey...They on here letting all their racism out...all the time..have infected all our blog sites..and it usually starts with Black people or Black women...I don't know no one who does that but people who are NOT BLACK..PLEASE BELIEVE IT..

Anonymous said...

*the people*

Anonymous said...

And he just may get the job as PRESIDENT TOO.
Take him. Matter of fact HAITI, we'll do a two for one. You take Wyclef & Naomi Campbell. We'll pay yall to take em.

NubianGoddez said...

I can't stand this bleeting goat sounding fool. Ho sit the f*ck down, you ain't gonna be president nowhere, only in your damn dreams.

Anonymous said...

IF HE WAS PRESIDENT!?

NOTHING WOULD CHANGE IN HAITI!!

HE HAS ALREADY PROVEN THAT BY STEALING!!

Anonymous said...

@ 2:39 looks like you have no business in the U.S. either. Learn proper english.

If you have no business in Haiti then don't give advice on who should be president. But, you don't care because you won't have to live under Wyclef's regime. Wyclef is a crook. He would do nothing but bleed that country dry. Haiti is already on life support!

And, just because you gave money to Haiti does not make you a hero. Go sit down somewhere with that shyt.

Anonymous said...

@2:39pm

Puerto Rican? Where's my roach spray....

ANN said...

@2:29 PM

Oh ok, I didn't know his family were elite. Wow ain't that something tho. The puzzle keeps coming together everytime.

Anonymous said...

Wyclef for President...Why is this any different from any other military or teritorial faction taking control of the government in Haiti? Does Wyclef have any previous experienc in governemnt...authoring a bill or introducing any type of policy outside of a record deal? I can see him leading a rebellion in Haiti but organizing a whole government? No. Who's kidding who here? Nobody wants to see him compose a board of "consultaive council" full of Haitian gangsters and oppressors. Seriously, wow! -- BK in Charlotte

Anonymous said...

Furthermore @ 1:22 pm & 2:39 pm, you really sound like a fucking idiot with that comment,"Them people in Haiti don't know no better. They probably think Lauren Hill will be the first lady."

Why do "Them people" not know any better? Because they are black? Because they are poor? Please explain your dumb ass logic? You come on here talking about "ignorant people in every race," but make RACIST AND CLASSIST comments like that? A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU ON BEHALF OF ALL HAITIANS.

Being black and poor doesn't make you stupid. But, being poor can make one desperate. And, if the Haitains choose Wyclef to run their country, then they are extremely desperate.

You are no better than a Haitian or anyone else for that matter. And, since you are so damn proud to be Puerto Rican, then take your raggedy ass back Puerto Rico (which would be nothing without the U.S.-believe that) instead of taking up space in the U.S. where a Haitian could be.

Anonymous said...

@2:58

Your as ignorant as the words your writing. What should happened in Haiti? Sense you know so much. You a Hatter. If some one tries to do something for a positive outcome, they should be encourage even if they don't succeed. You a hatter and you're lame.

Team wyclef all day.

Anonymous said...

3:08 PM
Did i Hurt you feelings.

you took that too personal, what black and poor got to do with anithying, you reading too much into it. Freedom of speach.
As a Hatian you should know... why is the country's economy as bad as it is after so many years. you can even answer that. Stay a hatter and got kick rocks with an open toe shoe.

ohh and i was just in PR I can come and go with out a problem. can you do the same or you chose not to. Hatter

Team Wyclef all day! Sakpase Hatter

Anonymous said...

@ 3:16 pm read the comment posted at 3:13 p.m. That's for you, boo.

Anonymous said...

This is a new promo ad announcing the return of MAD TV, right?

Anonymous said...

3:29 who care hatter

Sakpase Hatter!

Team Wyclef all day!

Anonymous said...

Damn 3:26 learn how to speak a coherent sentence...your grammar is effed up!!! Too many mistakes, not enough time!! In case you haven't noticed all people of any race can come and go as they please...they may not choose to go to Puerto Rico....but anyhoo...Wyclef motives definitely get the side-eye, because Haiti had many problems before the earthquake that needed to be addressed that he could have helped with. It just seems like it's an opportunistic move just because he is from there.

Anonymous said...

Ummm, it's "hater" not "hatter."


Proceed.

Anonymous said...

3:41

Sense your grammar is so proper. why don't you run for presidet. Instead of spending so much time doing spell check and hatting, spell check this HATTER. I need 2 T's for you.

Spell check this!

Sekpase HATTER!!!!

Team Wyclef all day!

Quiana said...

Now this would be interesting I don't agree with him Prez, but stranger things has happen here on earth and this is going to be one of them.

Anonymous said...

Knowing what I know about the politics of Haiti and the U.S., this is a VERY VERY VERY bad idea. Wyclef might win, but he WILL become a puppet to Western powers. Haiti has not been self-governing for many decades now.

Look up Aristide. Those coups were funded by the U.S. Wyclef will either become the next Papa Doc, or the next Preval (who is nothing but a bitch for the West). Or he will end up in exile for going against the Western hands that feed him.

Anonymous said...

Send your money to WELI

ANON1 said...

Stay a hatter and got kick rocks with an open toe shoe.

I. JUST. CAN'T...AND I WON'T. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

whateves
*sips tea*

@1:22 and 2:39 said...

@ 1:22 pm AND 2:39 PM

Are you the same person, if you are, the educational system did a number on you, or you
didn't attend school, get hooked on phonics.

Anonymous said...

and @ 4:02 ^^^

Anonymous said...

I can see it now, Wyclef WILL BE TAKING BRIBES, people in Haiti still gonna be poor, broke, and hungry, if he giving his charity for Haiti money to his jumpoff, he ain't going to be any different than the ex Mayor of Detroit.

Anonymous said...

Haiti has been a mess for decades. Who the fuck would want to be president of that mess? That's why they keep getting dictators. Please note all of the prominent Haitians you know - and wealthy ones - live OUTSIDE of Haiti. You would have to be suicidal to stay.

Anonymous said...

Ready or not here I come. You can't hide. I'm gonna find youuuuu

Anonymous said...

NO Wyclef...Please don't do it. Haiti doesn't need another parasite for a president pimping the already suffering land just to land his name in the history books...Don't put our people through that. Haven't they suffered enough? (Haitian girl speaking...Real talk).

Anonymous said...

This nigga. Got enough money 4 the campaign..he got a whole bunch of gullable mfs 2 give 2 his charity..

Anonymous said...

FYI: haiti is so broke because when they recieved independance from the French (or Dutch, not sure). The euros placed the hatian gov under a BIG STUPID debt in the low billions to pretty much "buy" their independance... Pretty wack. Not to mention haiti's only Industry is making baseballs.... Oh yea let's not forget the messed up father/son duo that pretty much ran the gov back to back...smh. I doubt if wyclef is doing this souly to help the folks down there

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