Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Alicia Keys is Over the Moon


Alicia Keys' new baby has her feeling like she's felt before.

From Alicia's blog
"Every moment is beautiful; delicious even! Every moment I'm learning and living in a way I never have before. Being present in a way I never have before. Existing in moments I never have before.

Never have I felt so calm, so purposeful in taking the time to truly observe the world around me, to live in it fully and watch it, discuss it, put time toward it. It feels really incredible - so peaceful, so complete and long overdue.

I'm grown, I'm confident, I'm secure, and so blessed to be these things.

I'm most enamored with anatomy at this point. The miracle of the human body. The ability to create all these small amazing machines of veins, capillaries, digestive systems, eyes, ears and noses. I can spend HOURS looking at one little EAR! Have u ever noticed how complex just an ear is? A tiny maze of art. It may sound silly but it's so true. Or a heartbeat? Everyday we wake up and in some way, take for granted the fact that this beautiful pulsating organ in our body is the reason, and yet now that's all I can think of...

And breath; invisible as it may be, how necessary!

Ain't it true that things we really can't see are of the greatest importance?

I've never seen a more beautiful face in my LIFE! The most perfect eyes and beautiful nose, the sweetest lips and skin so soft and kissable!

Never have I felt such disbelief, such awe, humility, godliness, such strength, power and possibility.

I've never believed in greatness and the never ending Higher Power more than now!

And I can't believe he's mine!

Oooh! I feel a song coming on..."

72 comments:

Anonymous said...

wish my mother had felt that way about me.

Anonymous said...

would this bitch please take her homewrecking ass and go raise her baby.

Anonymous said...

I GUESS SO AFTER SHE STOLE ANOTHER WOMANS HUSBAND.NOW SHE WANTS TO SAY ALL THIS LIKE SHE WENT ABOUT IT IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS.HE ALREADY CHEATED ON HER ASS AND GOT A BABY IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.HOW DUMB DO WE GET OVER SOME DIC.

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

good 4 her stop talking now

Anonymous said...

I hate new parents. They all think their adults in training are so special. STFU we all start out as babies. And since this is Swizz 4th kid I'm sure this isn't as special to him.


I wish she go somewhere. She's trying to sound so profound. Get rid of those nannies and then tell me how great being a new mom is FRAUD!

Staten Island Girl said...

loves how she is a home wrecker when swizz has a baby before her? matter of fact, he this daughter was born right when he started dating alicia. sounds like the home was already broken.

hoodoo queen said...

God don't like UGLY, Alesbo! And just 'cause you calling God's name in reference to your baby don't mean that child is legitimate.

How do this hoe sleep at night?

Anonymous said...

GOOD FOR HER!! Congrats Alicia!!

She sounds like she's an amazing mother. I love being a mother as well. It's such a wonderful feeling.

Bee Gee said...

Nah she sounds psychotic. Like she was gone get that baby even if she had to cut one out of the womb of another female.

Maybe I took that too far, but her delight (mixed in with the surrounding factors of her relationship) reminds me of this spooky ass movie I saw.

VEXED said...

BITCH PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE GO SIT UR ASSSSS WAY THE FUCK DOWN.......DELUSION AT IT'S BEST. MAN!!!THAT BITCH KARMA IS JUST WAITING TO SHANK THIS FRAUD........Am just saying.

p.s. -U STILL A HOE.

TEAM MOSHANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hoodoo queen said...

@Bee Gee -

Cosign 100% That bitch sound crazy n'a mofo!

VEXED said...

@Bee Gee,i always enjoy ur post's.UR RIGHT ABOUT THE PSYCHO VIBES, there is something off about her i just can't quite put my finger on it hmmmmmmmm. I have lost all respect for this fraud.

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Bee Gee said...

VEXED, thanks and I agree about something being off.

I picture her ass sitting in a rocking chair in the corner of a big ass empty room, barely lit by the dark cloudy sky outside... rocking the baby with a spooky ass smile on her face and the sound of a music box off in the distance.

hoodoo queen said...

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

Better remember that A-lesbo while you oohing and aahing over that baby and it's adulterous daddy.

Anonymous said...

I agree with most of the posts on spookiness cause I know as a mom of newborns you don't get the kind of sleep that allows you to think up shit like this til they kinda sleeping through the night--even then you listening to see if they breaving and farting. This shit is spoken like a chick with a nanny and no REAL baby n you face time at 2:03 am when u just got to sleep @ 1:54 am

Anonymous said...

The cow is over the moon and wants to talk about it. *sips tea*

Anonymous said...

She better not let her friends here her speaking of a higher power or she's going to make those devil worshippers mad.

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah blah........meanwhile.. back at the ranch......

Anonymous said...

So, it's great that she loves her child, which is what she is suppose to feel, BUT damn bitch! I hope she does not end up being one of those overbearing, over-protective mothers as he gets older, Lord, bless this child...

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with BeeGee, maybe its those pain killers the docs gave her. She sounds high, staring at an ear for hours.

Pass the blunt keys!!!!!

ELove said...

@BeeGee
Ahhhh Bruh... NO you didn't take it Too Far (Real...)

I WONDER where her very 1st LESBIAN Experience Rank **LMAO**

Belle raising Hell said...

Sounds like she had a ghost-writer for that shit....Ah cuz don't know real Mom have time for all the graphic details of motherhood Bliss in one twitter session...Alicia get off your ass and change a few shitty diapers and tweet about that!

The Real Fedup said...

This homewrecker needs to stay low and shut up.

I give no kudos for any women who breaks a home for her personal gain. I do not support AKeys no more. She turn into common trash.

A KEYS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. IT WILL BE A MATTER OF TIME WHEN SWIZZ WILL DUMP YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN!

MILLIONS IN MEMPHIS said...

Aint this bitch a DYKE i wonder if she is kissing her new higher power with her pussy eating lips....im jus asking. this is a bastard child cause it was conceived out of wedlock he was suppose to make her an honest woman by marrying her but that was impossible cause she is a DYKE ASS HOE...SMH AND NIPPING

hoodoo queen said...

@Fed Up -

Unh uhn; when he dump her for another MAN!

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Y'all are cold up in here..but for real, this "marriage" ain't gone last but two seconds anyways. Carry on..

Anonymous said...

Ya'll are crazy with the comments. She does sound like that mom from Danika. But I think she is just so excited about having a child.Just like someone who has bought a brand new car or won the lotto. Eventually this stage will pass. Sometimes its nice to hear parents talk like this though it can get annoying after time. But Congrats Alicia on the new baby and family. Hopefully for the child's sake they stay together.

Anonymous said...

@Elove...I WONDER where her very 1st LESBIAN Experience Rank **LMAO**
It gave her Butterflies...

Anonymous said...

@ 4:11.... lol.

ANON1 said...

But Congrats Alicia on the new baby and family. Hopefully for the child's sake they stay together.

6:28 PM
~~~

I wonder if anyone said those same words to ALL of Swizz's baby mamas.

violet said...

@Bee Gee you should be a Screenwriter, i like your imagination. Think about it...

Houston's Finest said...

Thank you all for making my DAY!

LOL!

Fo' Real?!?! said...

*In the SNL Church Lady's voice* Hmmmm..Well isn't that special...

This poetic rambling seems a bit over the top to me, needy for acceptance much, AK? Not to say there isn't a sense of amazement and adoration after giving birth and looking at your baby the first time - but that shit quickly wears off after the first few nights of sleeplessness, tar-shitty diapers, and getting puked on.

AK needs to stop breakin' her neck tryin' to convince folks that her and Fugly's union is legitimate. You took something that wasn't yours Alicia point blank. No amount of cleverly crafted words will change that. So just concentrate on being the best mom and wife you can be and hope he doesn't upgrade on your ass.

Anonymous said...

I'm not one to put celebrities on a pedestal anyway since I work with some of them, but Alicia Keys comes across as talented musician, but with average emotional intelligence (EQ). Not the smartest life decisions when it comes to her personal life, but we are all flawed as human beings.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the posts that say she ain't changed nan shitty diaper. What til that newborn shit turn to real shit (and a lot more of it) and her nanny calls in sick. I want to hear all about her feelings of euphoria then.

Quiana said...

Lord have mercy I agree with all the comments saying she hasn't done shit.

Prophetess said...

Immoral adulteress. God don't like ugly.

Anonymous said...

"I've never seen a more beautiful face in my LIFE! The most perfect eyes and beautiful nose,..."

Well...since she mentioned the nose we know she's not talking about her husband. Keyword: NOSE. The nose is a dead giveaway.

Don said...

Best RWS post, ever.

I believe it's the way that every mother should feel concerning the child. Sadly, nothing is further from the church.

LOL @BeeGee said...

lol BeeGee it sounds like the movie you're referring to is "The hand that rocks the cradle"..and yes you're right. She DOES give off that "I'll-fuck-your-man-and-take-your-family-even-if-it-kills-the-both-of-us vibe" It's creepy beyond a doubt...you always hit the nail on the head w/ these birds. It's just a shame that there's hardly any real men like u (and E-love) left...

Anonymous said...

You would post this story with a pic of her with a crazed dot in the middle of her head. lol

Yeah she sounds a little "kraziesh to me...maybe it's first time mom sysdrome so we can pass it off as a lil psyochoish until she pops out another one.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, nothing is further from the church. 9:03 PM

The church or the truth? Somebody miss bible study this evening?

TruthBeTold said...

Alicia girl its just a baby! And you boasting about it like that cuz you an egotistical bitch who thinks hers is more special than others! Life has and will exist after you raggedy ass is long gone , yes its beatiful yuo're not telling us nothing new!
By the way where Swizzy at during all this ??? He aint tweeting lately...I guess hes up to his own routine after the baby is born he out in the clubs...hes planning his escape route.
Men dont change, once a cheater always a dog!

Prophetess said...

Payback is a witch, Alicia. Just remember that. YOUR eye is ALREADY lazy...

Anonymous said...

Men dont change, once a cheater always a dog!

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ummmhummm. Tell it!

Anonymous said...

Just one word -Prozac.

Anonymous said...

She has felt the true power of life...When you get your shit together before you have one

Stop the hate people!!!

Life can be a wonderful joy if you put things in order

Cali d.... said...

LMMFBAO @ ALL DIS SHIT... BEE GEE AND ALL A YA'LL KILLIN' IT ON DA REAL!!!

Anonymous said...

Shitty diapers ahead.

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Why all the hate. FYI: Men are right where they want to be doing right what they want to do. If Swizz was or is with her he wants to be there. I am sure AK did not hold a gun to his head. His Ex needs to learn from this and figure out were she was lacking that made her man stray. ~Just Saying.

TruthBeTold said...

Alicia over the moon....

More like "One flew over the cukoo's nest !"

Crazy heffa!

TruthBeTold said...

^^^ @ 11:40 It wasnt anything Mashonda did ! It is just the way Swizz IS! Men like him will FIND ANY REASON to get out! Because they cant commit, they will give you a million exuses until they figure out they been lying to themselves...

Anonymous said...

@bee gee... the movie is 'The Hand that Stole...I mean Robbed...I mean- Rocks the Cradle Cap'...or something or other amongst those words...so befitting i would say! chip chip cheerio chap!

Hip Hop(e) Writer

Bee Gee said...

Hip Hop(e) Writer... no doubt. That's one of those crazy movies.

But I saw another one where this female was so jealous of this mother-to-be, that she showed up at homegirl's door in the middle of the night. The movie was a long struggle between the two, but in the end, she killed the mommy and cut her baby outta her stomach and set there, rockin the baby. I think it turned out she was a worker at the medical facility where the mommy went for her checkups - somethin like that. Just unimaginable evil.

Anonymous said...

Bitch, you took the words right out my mouth. I feel a song coming on too.

Anonymous said...

IT'S SOME HATIN ASS LONELY BITCHES ON HERE. CONGRATS ALICIA. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I LOVE MY CHOCOLATE (thats what I Call my Baby Boy I LOVE HIM) CHILDREN ARE SO PRECIOUS AND INNOCENT. THEY REMIND YOU ABOUT THE LIFE WE TAKE FOR GRANTED. I WISH YOU THE BEST AND TO THE LONELY BROADS AND HATIN ASS NIGGAS GET A LIFE

Anonymous said...

^^ dead with laughter
LStarr

Anonymous said...

Does she do this shit to piss Mashonda off cause honestly - I am all for enjoying your new baby but considering the circumstances under which the kid was conceived she need to shut the fuck up and just be blissful quietly... if I was Mashonda I'd throw her and Meerkat down an elevator shaft - then raise the child as my own....

ALOVELYMESS said...

@10:11 am you sound like one of those movies Bee Gee talking about... lol lol.. I think her and Mashonda need to a tweet off ( like a dance off) saying whateva to each other back and forth... shit give me some type of entertainment.. cause Keys is killing me with the 1st mom antics... I bet she wont be saying that shit when Egypt staying up all nite sick and shit! Nope bitch gone be at the club! lol

Cecee said...

Lmaoo yall comments be fuckd up :/

Anonymous said...

Oh bish puh-lease. A new mom, go figure.

Anonymous said...

Ok so he/she without sin be the first to cast a stone! We have all sinned and one is no worse than the other. Hell you can't take nothing that is not up for grabs. Mashonda shoulda been up on whatever she wasn't doing or he wouldn't strayed. Y'all make it sound like she's not suppose to be happy. She's a newlywed and a new mom...good for her. What will be will be. Misery loves company.... go Alicia do ya thang

Bee Gee said...

It's no hate, but this shit is just funny. Celebrity moms can talk about the sun/moon/stars and shit in the first month, why?

Because they ass aint the one gettin up in the middle of the night to feed... the live-in nanny is. When you're a first-time mom gettin next-to-no sleep and goin through the inevitable shock of having a newborn, you can't see no fuckin sun, moon, and stars.. So forgive me if I'ont give this overdramatic seemingly-fake shit a pass, but Keys comes across as a psychotic broad that would do A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. to claim her "happiness".

Anonymous said...

@1:17

"Ok so he/she without sin be the first to cast a stone!"

Duck bitch!!

Bee Gee said...

^^^Gotdamn!

Anonymous said...

WOW...Most of ya'll can't even let this woman be in awe and in love with her child.

God, There are a lot of miserable people in the world. SMH

Anonymous said...

I felt exactley the same way about my son when he was born, I was in complete AWE of him. He humbled me and allowed me to stop and see the world in a new way. I Didn't care about waking up all the time, I didn't care about lack of sleep. I saw the Sun Moon and Stars...if that makes me over dramtic I'll be it...better over dramtic and truly happy then miserable.

Anonymous said...

How can you take a man from someone,that "someone" lost that man a long time ago...he was never hers!.....And yes she does sound coo coo,i hope she don't get postpartum depression or psychosis.....

ELove said...

@3:02PM
Alicia... IS THAT YOU ?!!? ***LMAO***

OR are YOU the live-in Nanny whose in the process of becoming A POSER for the Alicia Keys Camp ?!!?

Creapy G said...

I luv's me sum licia,I likes ta lick dat bootie
eats some capn crunch out dat sista's crack
mmmmmmmm bet dat be real yummy

Anonymous said...

@ ELove

Naw nothing like that...Just a mother who experienced a different type of love when my son was born. Hope one day you'll experiece it!

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