Thursday, November 18, 2010

Montana Fishburne Investing in her Career


Montana Fishburne knows exactly how she's going to spend a chunk of the cash she got from signing a multi-picture porn deal with Vivid Entertainment: Cosmetic surgery on her boobs and her kat.

Montana tells Hustler Magazine,
"I don't want to get real big ones (breasts). I would just go one size bigger.

"And I want to get my pussy tightened... I want that kung fu grip."

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't even believe in JESUS but DAMN! IF you exist man PLEASE, COME GET YOUR CHILD!

Anonymous said...

i see all that time in the nut house didnt do her any good but she proably do need to get tightend up down there, ole ho

Anonymous said...

She is sooooo desperate and needs Jesus!

Anonymous said...

She's right about her snatch needing tightened. Shit looks disgusting.

And get those dot off yo ass too.

Anonymous said...

How about spending that money on DAMN BRAIN TRANSPLANT ! dang

Anonymous said...

12.16
you must be looking for ANN.

Anonymous said...

Is she going to take care of them bullet ridden pox marks on her ass too with that money? And correct the hair lip??? just saying?

naturalblkluv said...

hold up, u 20 and already need ur nana tightened ?

Operation: BeastMode said...

AMEN!@12:16.. . :smdh:

Anonymous said...

Nope not looking for ANN at all. don't believe in Jesus or your God but if they happen to exist they need to touch their child in a MAJOR WAY!

where's my stimulus? said...

she prolly fit a whole jackie chan up that coochie...

The One and Only ANON1 said...

Montana tells Hustler Magazine,

"And I want to get my pussy tightened... I want that kung fu grip."

???? for whyyyyy? it's gone already? Lil sis needs to invest in some Dr. Palmer's, Black and White ointment, or some Ambi for that connect-the-dots bootay. Amazing she isn't calling for anal bleaching.

Anonymous said...

there are excercises for that. im doing mine now.

The One and Only ANON1 said...

where's my stimulus? said...
she prolly fit a whole jackie chan up that coochie...


*snort* you know that's not right.

where's my stimulus? said...

anon1 dont forget ALUM along wit dat Dr. Palmers...

Anonymous said...

Bish why tighten it up if you just gonna stretch it out again after one movie... dumb ass - Laurence come get your seed.

Anonymous said...

lol 12:46 ok, I mean damn she could save a few thousand dollars just doing kegles. Black folks and money boy I tell ya.

Anonymous said...

She's a fucking idiot. What an embarrassment. smh

Ladee

Anonymous said...

Who needs to get there pussy tighten that has never had any children? Can you say getting banged out way over the average rate.

Fo' Real?!?! said...

I got nothin'. *blank stare*

Anonymous said...

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! *in my Nettie voice in the Color Purple* What is wrong with this child?

Anonymous said...

A Kung Fu Kootchie...well I'll damned.

I just came from the Dr. yesterday and I swear I don't trust those mofos. They insisted on giving me meds for life to treat something else minor but never got around to what I needed help with which was the kitty.

When they finally got around to the purpose of my visit, they sent me to this bitch GYN who couldn't help me 10 yrs ago. So why L.A. chicks want to hand something so precious and sensitive over to a quack for some stupid shit is beyond me as a woman.

No, not all medical professionals are bad but there are some too busy dictating and getting caught up to do the right thing all the time.

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

is this real life this bitch is the same age as me and she needs to get her snatched tightened and she has no kids same thing with miss Campbell smdh

Anonymous said...

Kung fu gip, bitch you just need bigger dicks.

Unknown said...

Lordy...

bogart4017 said...

She should spend some of it on therapy and continuing education...

Anonymous said...

SHE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT HER FAILED ATTEMPT TO BE A FAMOUS PORN STAR IS A CLEAR MESSAGE THAT NOBODY CARES WHAT HER NASTY AZZ IS DOING, GONNA DO OR DID!

GIRL TELL YO DADDY TO BUY YOU A LIFE

Anonymous said...

I heard that the porno was photo shopped to no end... she's not offended that the porn agency have to photo shop her BODY before they allowed anyone to view it on thier dime.. I'd feel like shit- lol.. no good enough honey- but dont try again- lol

I also heard that she got something like 25 thousand only for the video- dope fied money- lol

Anonymous said...

@1:40 PM


If her pussy is anywher like her azzhole, then yeah- she needs re-cntructive surgery! You can fit a bowling ball in her stretched out azzhole! shit was so nasty- my dick couldnt even get hard

TruthBeTold said...

someone needs to invest in a HIT on this polka dot ass raggedy hoe!

Anonymous said...

hopefully she takes care of that sercoma lesions on her ass.plus invest in a facelift so she dont look so much like her daddy.

Anonymous said...

Gross. Just absolutely disgusting. Your pussy shouldn't be worn out at 19 years of age. Ick.

Anonymous said...

Loose pussy at 19 with no kids??
Fuck outta here walls fucked up already!

Anonymous said...

She need to go to the 5 and Dime and buy her sum Alum
thats old skool kitty tite

Anonymous said...

You mean they can tighten a coochie??!! What can't they do nowadays! Glad I don't have that problem.

And how long and how many men has she been fuckin that she needs to have her shit tightened up at such a young age?

Anonymous said...

Even if you do have kids. Children do not stretch you out like that. It's from being loose period!

NiyabinghiWerewolfObeahWoman said...

I see why some parents kill their kids, at 20 something getting your pussy tightened? do us all a favor and just throw yourself in rush hr traffic.

Anonymous said...

all she has to do is stop having sex.. the vagina will tighten up on its own- women have 8 pound babies with no stitches and the vagina will retract to its normal size.. thats why the doctor recommends that new mothers dont have sex for at least 6 weeks. She needs to quit! lol

Anonymous said...

Flatline__________________ @1216

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if you not even 21 and your shit needs a tune-up, there is waaaaayyyy too much activity going on.

No joke, she is acute gorl, but it is really sad that she;s throwing her youth and beauty away on PORN.

There's PLENTY of nukkas that would wife her up just because.

Hopefully she wakes up be before she gets the Herp or the big monster (if she doesn't already).

Bee Gee said...

TRANSLATION: "Vivid said the cost to have doctors remove these ass-bombs is way too expensive, but they told me to do something immediately about my pussy always farting. My doctor said that if swallow for him, he'd throw in a complimentary titty job."

CocoluvsMJ said...

Vaginoplasty? Isn't this the same procedure Jenna Jameson had? I can understand Jenna getting this but Montana at this age? That's crazy

Anonymous said...

I call the whole story bullshit zzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Bigger titties - CHECK

Floppy pussy flaps tightened - CHECK

Now has she by any chance thought to get the braille markings removed from her ass?

Anonymous said...

they call it the "husband's knot" for some
of yall too young to understand the procedure
she is speaking of...I really think she need
to spend 9.99 on taking daddy to lunch...
she gonna need him when her stuff give out.

Creeepy G said...

Id like ta eats me sum capn crunch berries out dat crack I likes da blunt burn marks on dat getto booty,that shit get me all stiff

Anonymous said...

@Creepy G

You would.

Fo' Real?!?! said...

@Bee Gee

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OMG! You is fool, 'ere! LMAO

Anonymous said...

How the hell she wants to get it tight at 19 ?

True she has more miles that and F350 but damn !!! Some women with kids don't even have that problem .

Wtf are you fuckin to have your ass wide open ?????.

Anonymous said...

DAMN. SHE'D MAKE MORE MONEY RENTING HER PUSSY OUT AS A SECTION EIGHT APARTMENT.

Anonymous said...

@7:45pm

Now you and your mama and eight kids can move out of the homeless shelter. Just in time for the holidays. Enjoy your new home courtesy of us tax payers.

Anonymous said...

Is that even possible? can u really get ur pussy tighten???

Anonymous said...

If you've never given birth to a child (vaginally) and you need your lady trap tightened (at 19!!) then you really have a problem. You probably need the docs to sew your innards up too because they'll be falling out soon.

@8:26 pm

Yes you can get it tightened.

The One and Only ANON1 said...

^^^yes, dear...vaginoplasty. you can even get your hymen tuned up for your wedding so that mistuh thinks he's done something grand. a lot of women from cultures that frown upon (and even kill) women who aren't virgins for their husbands get this procedure performed.

The One and Only ANON1 said...

I just came from the Dr. yesterday and I swear I don't trust those mofos. They insisted on giving me meds for life to treat something else minor but never got around to what I needed help with which was the kitty.


There is more money in prescribing meds. For real. Pharmaceutical companies make a killing and it trickles right on down. No money in the cure, regardless of what it is...remember that.

Anonymous said...

^^^for anonymous 1:29

KKL said...

she needs to invest in her dayum hair. ugh.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I'm tired of all these whores, jump offs, porn stars and prositutes...

why do they get a post? why are they a topic? who really cares?

Anonymous said...

WHY this girl gotta tell EVERY dam move she make?? this dam girl cant hold dam water if ya gave it to her, she got a big mouth!! dam i wouldnt have told noooobody THAT shit, why she act like that's cute and will brang tha boys to yard to see her spotty azz milkshake?! Dammit, when your 19, and aint got no kids, yo pussy should be tight any ole ways! Dam has she been fuckin' since she was 2??! It took Jenna Jamason a solid life long career 20 years of porno fuckin' before she needed pussy surgery, dammmm girl! You been fuckin' horses the whole time?! Conebread- please come and get yo kid, cause I'm bout TIRED of this mess nah, lawd have mersay!

Anonymous said...

@9:35/37

*1:29p* here

Think Chris Rock said the same thing in one of his stand-up shows.

I did some more investigating and yeah, I just paid the bill but they're not getting anymore $ from me. This GYN got me on the Pill several yrs ago - against my wishes - and though she got stank w/me for not keeping my future appointments nor my Provera prescription, I felt a lot better down the road.

Anonymous said...

"And I want to get my pussy tightened... I want that kung fu grip."

Yeah, cuz right now, that shit is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Anonymous said...

And I thought this ho was in rehab to get her mind right. WTF?

Anonymous said...

I'm convinced Montana's brain fell thru her pussy.

Anonymous said...

CTFU 4:52

Anonymous said...

Her pussy lips are normal,some women have big floppy lips,this don't mean the hole is big.Some women have little or no lips at all and their hole can be huge.Inside the vagina is different than the outside.What she needs is a weave,she'll look better with long hair....And I think she thinks she is a spoiled white girl doing porno for shopping money that her parents wouldn't give her...I think she can have a career in porn,it's legal and it's a job.Somebody is keeping porn stars in business...YOUR HUSBANDS,GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS! There is a market a demand for porn...She needs to put makeup on her inner thighs to cover the blackened skin from her legs rubbing together,any woman who's legs rub together when they walk will have skin discoloration....the girl does not need breast implants or a vagina surgery,kegals will do the same,she can buy vagina weights to tighten the pussy or a pussy tight cream they sell on Amazon.And yes she looks too much like her dad,she should change that if she can....

Anonymous said...

No kids and barely legal ready to get tite. The surgeon should stitch that shit up clit to crack

Anonymous said...

I guess that rehab from her lawyer was speaking about she was in,She likely havent did in the 1st place bcus She wanna boob job and her pussy tightened?cant even say she got mileage,her shit is a car accident LOL

Whistling Pussy said...

Wow....no kids and barely legal and this bitch needs a vaginoplasty? REALLY? SMMFH. With all the priviledges afforded to this wonky nostril rat....she just says "fuck it...let's see how far I can disgrace myself!"

"staring in a low budget, ghetto porn flick"? CHECK!

"Tooting my spotted up leopard booty in the air for a bisexual, roid using, punk ass pretty boy fag?" CHECK!

"Letting the world know I am doing this...and also telling them WHO MY DADDY IS?" CHECK!

"Telling everyone that he would be proud of me?" CHECK!

"Commenting how being in a sleazy porn vid would boost my career?" CHECK

"Braggin that my grand canyon sized, loose snatch needs to be tightened and i'm getting rental tiddays?" CHECK!

Wow..this bitch right here...needs the shit smacked out of her ..well probably loose asshole too!

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!...LMAO! Hahahahaa.... Maaaan,... Lawrence I feel your pain. This chic just won't stop embarrassing her Daddy. Hahaha...She's only 20yr old w/no kids and already needs her pussy tightened. And she tells the world about it. SMDH!!!..Po' Po' Larry.

Anonymous said...

those scars on her ass are callouses, from sitting on her ass sucking and fucking her fathers friends and spending his money.dimples need to get help!!!

Anonymous said...

OH PLEASE! if you want your pussy to be on point here it is

1. Don't fuck men with big ol or wide dicks!
2. Don't have natural child birth! get a c section
3. If you give birth naturally, wait longer then 6 weeks. Go about 5 to 6 months! a doctor from europe told me that little secret.
7. Stop fuck so much! give your damn pussy a break! some of you women are so dick thirsty. let the pussy rest.
8. Don't let a man stick anything up in there that isn't a normal size or somewhat small.

My shit stll got a toght grip after giving birth naturally and one c section. It;s called treating your pussy like it's a priceless!

Anonymous said...

DAMN I feel sorry for Laurence. Like damn damn damn I feel sorry. Someone said to have done all the hard work he's done in films (although didn't he freak Angela Bassett in What's Love Got To Do With It?), to have some spoiled child ride off and muck-up the name in return. It's almost like she's trying to get back at him for sth.

Maybe she's genuinely into sexual openness, but the only people I know like that usually don't have their parents so close to them or near them. I just don't get her.

Anonymous said...

BLACK WOMEN ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW THERE AREN'T ANY GOOD BLACK MEN.....BUT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF BLACK GIRLS OUT HERE SCREWIN' MULTIPLE PARTNERS, HAVING MULTIPLE CHILDREN THAT THEY DONT DO A GOOD JOB OF TAKING CARE OF.

THIS BITCH IS THE REASON WHY A NIGGUH FIND OUT HE HAVIN' A BABY AND PRAY IT IS NOT A GIRL......SHIT!

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