Monday, February 25, 2013

Chris and Rihanna Planning Summer Wedding?


Chrianna stans are about to have a heart attack.

Insiders claim Chris Brown and Rihanna are planning to wed at the end of July...

From Star Magazine,
Chris Brown and Rihanna are planning the wildest nuptials in showbiz history.
“The want tattoo artists, fire breathers and near naked waitstaff,” says a source.
“They’re even talking about having pre-rolled joints at the reception!”
The wedding, which is rumored to be happening in Barbados at the end of July, will be all about swagger, bling and sin,” says the source.
“They want to celebrate their relationship with people who believe Chris has changed.”

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

rihanna will be touring all through the summer so this is nothing but a big ass lie.....

Anonymous said...

Pre rolled joints? I need to be on that guest list

harmantp said...

Good for them!!!

1st

Anonymous said...

And then... "Chris and Rihanna Planning Fall Divorce?"

Anonymous said...

Whatever. They do what they wilt anyway. So Be IT!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOOLLLLLLLLLoooo.

If they do. Them cracker skulls are gonna exploded. They so heavily invested in this shit emotionally. LLLLOOOOO

Anonymous said...

Will they have a guest room for Karrucche, cause you know Chris Brown ain't giving up his jump off. When Rhianna starts acting stupid he can just go down the hall and do his thing.

Anonymous said...

And Karrueche will be there next week planing her wedding to Chris....so over these two....

Anonymous said...

And will they have a guest room for Karruche because you know Chris is not giving up his jump off. When Rhianna starts acting neurotic he can just go down the hall and do him.

Tippie Hippie said...

will be all about swagger, bling and sin,” says the source.
“They want to celebrate their relationship with people who believe Chris has changed.”
_________________________
A wedding filled with Sin and false believers!!!! Success INDEED!

TRACY LOVE GOD 4 EVER .. said...

Rhibrown, It's Time For An Intervention, The Blind Can't Lead The Blind.

TRACY said...

A wedding filled with Sin and false believers!!!! Success INDEED!
2:36 PM
**************
LET THE CHURCH SAY.... AMEN!!!!!!

URL said...

this is what gives marriage a bad name. It's all about the ceremony, which goes all out; and the marriage, one crisis and it's over and all that money and time wasted.

I have said for many years now that everybody want the ceremony, but nobody wants the marriage.


This will be the dumbest move of the century. this relationship has nothing to do with love -- the foundation of a strong marriage.

BloggerDisplayName said...

I really don't know if its better to be Rhianna or Karrotkake in this siti?

The fool that's in love with a fool? Or the scorned rejected female ?



Which on would y'all rather be?

Anonymous said...

This wil not end well

Anonymous said...

I'll work in the Pre-rolled Blunts department....lls

Anonymous said...

Is Chatahoochie invited? Will they get matching
tracks? She has themes for every album, like the red hair for the last one, unapologetic for this one. How about going to school past the 8th grade cause both of them didn't.

Anonymous said...

Ugh

Anonymous said...

@Chis Brown -

If this IS true (as we all know 'bout that "insider sources say" info): BIG mistake, Chris. COLOSSAL MISTAKE.. THINK BIBLICAL-PUNISHED-BY-GOD-TYPE PLAGUE!

Chris, my dude, Rihanna is NOT "marrying" material -- there is absolutely ZERO substance to her character:

1.) She won't stand by you - when it counts.
2.) She's a selfish, self-centered egomaniac.
3.) She worships "bright lights", "fame" - all that is Hollywood: fake, man-made, not lasting, and which can be easily took from you.

Rihanna hasn't even demonstrated, nor earned, the right to be "wifey". Karreuche (sp?), on the other hand, DID stand beside you during the worst of those dark days - SHE'S what you look for in a woman: right or wrong, she stands by YOUR side - NOT Rihanna who is a liar and a user.

You and Rihanna = Big mistake, Chris. Go back to Karreuche, Chris. Go back to her before someone else takes her from you.

X,Y"and Z" -- OUT..!!

Anonymous said...

....and he will beat the hell out of her by August.

Anonymous said...

@9:05 pm --

re: "..and he will beat the hell out of her by August."

You know it's a peculiar thing, Chris has had several relationships, the most recent lasting some 2-years, AFTER Rihanna (Feb 8th, 2009), but yet we've not had a single instance of domestic violence.

But we're already well-acquainted with Rihanna and HER not-so-tranquil-domestic-bliss past, aren't we? We now know that she's admitted that when she's angry, she likes to hit <-- HER VERY OWN WORDS! We have actual proof: Rihanna smashed a bottle over her brother's head after an argument with him.

So you see, it's not Chris, it's Rihanna.

Rihanna is the one who's ill-tempered, unschooled, and liable to "get physical".

Rihanna has brought nothing but bad luck to all the black men she's dated: before his brief courtship w/Rihanna, Matt Kemp was well on his way to super-stardom; with Rihanna he fell badly from grace. There was even talk of the L.A. Dodgers trading him. After he was free of Rihanna, he again elevated himself, and surpassed his "pre-Rihanna" days - he's now an All-Star and was the MLB MVP second-place runner-up.

..Before Rihanna, Chris Brown was well on HIS way to being the next MJ. With Rihanna..well, we now know how that disaster movie ends, now don't we. Without Rihanna (post Feb 8th, 2009) he's slowly, luckily, carefully, with-the-grace-of-God managed to put his career back together.

It WAS always Rihanna!
It's IS always Rihanna!
It'll always BE Rihanna!!

You see, some of us just cursed with that malignant dark cloud that follows us - and that's just what Rihanna brings to any relationship: dark clouds/bad luck, trouble and strife.

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT..!!

Anonymous said...

@8:23PM is that you @JRyanL? Always pressed, lol.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit-----but good for them. Now maybe they can both take their silly asses somewhere and be quiet for a change. People are tired of them & karrot head. Give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

he most recent lasting some 2-years, AFTER Rihanna

Yes because after all the bad publicity and facing career ruin that's what a person does.Rushes to nearly beat someone to death like they did theire ex.Even though they are trying to get their career back.

Again you are sick and delusional.Get help motherfucker.Because the way you talk Chris Brown never almost killed anybody.He never threw any chairs through any windows or said any gay slurs.FOOH!

Anonymous said...

*sigh*..*One should NOT have to re-read a comment nearly 1/2 dozen times to force that "square peg into that round 'logic hole'"*

@8:18 am --

"Yes because after all the bad publicity and facing career ruin that's what a person does. Rushed to nearly beat someone to death like they did theire ex. Even though they are trying to get their career back."

But now, in the current nearly 4-years AFTER Rihanna (Feb 8th, 2009), where's that promised/sure-to-come "pattern of domestic violence/beating-of-women" expect of Chris Brown?? That IS/WAS the warnings/mantra from Oprah Winfrey/Harvey Levin/Racists/Misandrists, wasn't it? YUP! It most certainly was. They all said: "once a woman beater, always a woman beater."

So, with that said, and NOW AFTER NEARLY FOUR YEARS AND SEVERAL RELATIONSHIPS LATER, WHERE'S YOUR "PATTERN OF ABUSING WOMEN"..???????

"..the way you talk Chris Brown never almost killed anybody"

Show me where he "almost killed someone" on, before, or after Feb 8th, 2009.. On Feb 8th, 2009 - ACCORDING TO RIHANNA'S GOOD FRIENDS OVER AT TMZ: "Rihanna was FIRST to strike, hitting, slapping, and punching Chris SEVERAL times after seeing/reading a text message from another woman." Here's the link: http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/09/brown-wants-misdemeanor-plea-no-jail-time/

"He never threw any chair through any windows.."

So what?! Rihanna smashed a bottle over her brother's head, and she's now the 'toast of the town'.

"..or said any gay slurs." <-- That sounds really gay, you know that?

I mean, the likes of a Frank Ocean now infects innocent, unaware, just-trying-to-live-their-lives Black Women with HIV -- the #1 Health Risk To The Black Woman -- and HE gets a Grammy..?! Frank Ocean and the other Homosexual/Bisexual Black Men are courting the Wrath Of God. And, according to the word of God, not only CAN'T you have "gay slurs," neither can you have an "Anti-Gay Hate Crime".

THE WORD OF GOD:

Levicitus 18:22 - "Man shall not lie with man as he lays with a woman; it is an abomination; both shall be put to death; their blood shall be upon them!!"

So, from the Word Of God -- with no need for translation, free of any ambiguity -- with NO NEED for re-interpretation: there is NO such thing as a "Gay Slur", "Anti-gay Hate Speech", nor "Anti-gay Hate Crime". "Why so?" you now ask? Well, there in Lev. 18:22 God not only wants to KILL HOMOSEXUALS, but he puts THEIR deaths upon THEIR OWN HEADS..!!

If God HATES Homosexuals, as he clearly states in Lev. 18:22, if he there says that he wants to "PUT THEM TO DEATH," and "THEIR BLOOD SHALL BE UPON THEIR HEADS," then how can you have any such thing as a "Gay Slur"? You can't. It's not logical - it, itself, is sacrilege and blaspheme.

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT..!!

Anonymous said...

*Sigh* *The truth goes down like medicine: very bitter, very bad-tasting, but certain good for you*

@11:18PM --

"..is that you @JRyanL? Always pressed, lol."

But it WAS Rihanna who started the violence forcing Chris Brown to defend himself on Feb 8th, 2009, now wasn't it?

..OF COURSE IT WAS! Wait..you don't believe me? Well, Rihanna's GOOD friends over at TMZ says so: http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/09/brown-wants-misdemeanor-plea-no-jail-time/ :

"Rihanna was the first to strike, punching, slapping, and hitting Chris Brown several times while he drove after reading a text message from another woman."

It WAS Rihanna who we saw walk into that courtroom, dressed in all black, prepared to lie and continue to do her part in the Harvey Levin-orchestrated,very public lynching of one Christopher Maurice Brown, wasn't it? YUP! It most certainly was!

It WAS Rihanna who we saw go before 8-Million, in that now infamous "Diane Sawyer 20/20" interview, and continued to tell her lies and spread her rumors, wasn't it? YUP! It most certainly was.. don't you remember: "He had no soul in his eyes." I guess you forgot Rihanna said that! Don't worry, I won't allow you to forget -- I have ALL Rihanna's files -- I have many, many Gigabytes-worth of stuff on her -- all from the public domain.

Rihanna is NOT to be trusted!
Rihanna is purely MEAN-spirited!
Rihanna is NOT able to give friendship!
Rihanna TAKES FROM YOU - she can't "give" because kindness isn't in her nature - this is why Rihanna will always be a user!

Long-story short: Rihanna is a lying no-talent HACK.

Rihanna is a false pretense..

Rihanna is the most dangerous and most toxic of all: AMBITION WITHOUT A SINGLE DROP OF DISCERNIBLE TALENT!

Rihanna is the Kim Kardashian of the Pop-Music World: she feels she's entitled to our discretionary dollars, but she offers nothing in return. She can't sing. She can't dance. She has zero-grasp of showmanship; and she'll do any-and-all to stay in the spotlight - even again setting-up Chris Brown and again fabricating another "Feb 8th, 2009 Fiasco".

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT..!!

Anonymous said...

I came here to laugh at these clowns... not read debates. Why don't y'all exchange email addresses?

Anonymous said...

@11:01 am --

"..not to read debates."

Then, in that case, why not just leave? Or, yet simpler, why not just ignore all that displeases your finite attention span, and rummage through the sound-bite foliage?

Big problem. Simple solution..

X,Y,"and Z" -- Out..!!

zeeedeee said...

oh my goodness not this stale ass rumour of marriage again....they tryin waaay too hard...damm make some MUSIC!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're the gossip blogger, you tell us!! :shrug:

Anonymous said...

XYZ no one cares about levictus you psycho

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