Reality star Evelyn Lozada dedicates her life to Christ...
In an interview with Baller Alert Evelyn claims she's done with premarital sex following her rededication to Christ and says she got baptized because something was missing in her life.
The troglodytes in that pool with her, whose ancestors held her's in bondage with a perverted form of christianity, a doctored image of Yeshua, whose skin was like burnt bronze, eyes like flames, voice like rumbling waters, that's Barry White wooly hair. A religion stolen from older sources, perverted beyond belief, created billions of mk ultra mind control slaves, and these tragic kneegrows still partaking in biggest fraud on this planet, as this stage in evolution is quite comical.
Mmmmmm..mmm..mmm side eye this ol hoe if you see her in any Church ushering the husbands and not the wives to their seats. When she is the only one standing when the mens choir is singing. Try not to lose it when she takes Pastor his water dressed as a cocktail waitress. This bitch tombstone will read, "Here lyeth this Hoe she really left no stone unturned."
She had to dunk her poor pussy in a tub to get it dripping again. Fuck Evelyn mean ass. Time will tell if this bitch is real or needed a new storyline.
This is obviously something she, her publicist , and Shaunie came up with. Just own who you are and people would still rock with you. But what in the KANYE WEST is this???
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Code for she searched the whole earth and no one wanted any parts of that patted pus!
OG's public apology 5, 4,3,2....
Celibate.....give a bit away ��♀️
That's not how hoe baths work...
OG better NOT apologize to that white-acculturated mixed latina!
R in NYC says:
Soooo after all the home wrecking and hoin' it's time to get saved. Alright, I see you evil Evelyn. Hope it lasts.
Look at God, good for her!
Damage control, now let's see if she has that same new energy on BBW....
@ 8:47 just made my day lol
I bet that water start boiling like a MOFO when she got in it
I always thought you could only be baptized once in your life. She and Jennifer were baptized together years ago.
I thought she was still married. *shrugs*
I bet you she doesn't consider licking booty holes a form of premarital sex.
Malika who did you think she was married to?
The troglodytes in that pool with her, whose ancestors held her's in bondage with a perverted form of christianity, a doctored image of Yeshua, whose skin was like burnt bronze, eyes like flames, voice like rumbling waters, that's Barry White wooly hair. A religion stolen from older sources, perverted beyond belief, created billions of mk ultra mind control slaves, and these tragic kneegrows still partaking in biggest fraud on this planet, as this stage in evolution is quite comical.
This is what you do when you have seen it, and done it all. There is nothing left to do. You get baptized, and become the mother of the church.
@12:26PM...Hilarious (yet true)!
When she had her show on Oprah she was suppose to have been a changed person. Please keep this to yourself. This is your journey that we don' care!
Mmmmmm..mmm..mmm side eye this ol hoe if you see her in any Church ushering the husbands and not the wives to their seats. When she is the only one standing when the mens choir is singing. Try not to lose it when she takes Pastor his water dressed as a cocktail waitress. This bitch tombstone will read,
"Here lyeth this Hoe she really left no stone unturned."
A celibate prostitute is a broke bitch. She's gonna start selling pussy pattys pretty soon.
Some all ya'll so nasty in your comments. LOL Hands down, the best commentators are on Lipstick Alley and RWS. Hahaha!!!
God is no longer judging her for her sins why is anyone else?
She had to dunk her poor pussy in a tub to get it dripping again. Fuck Evelyn mean ass. Time will tell if this bitch is real or needed a new storyline.
OMG this lil tragic brawd needs to go sit down somewhere.
No she is trying to show that changed after last seasons debacle because her bag is being affected.
You ain’t shit 8:47! LMAO
All she talks about is her funk box
This is obviously something she, her publicist , and Shaunie came up with. Just own who you are and people would still rock with you. But what in the KANYE WEST is this???
I came here for the comments and as Usual they are the gift that keeps on giving LMAOOO
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