Last night Harlem rapper A$AP Rocky fans were left severely disappointed after his sex tape leaked online exposing his sub par sex game [click here if you missed that].
Kneegrow your stroke game was whack as hell, no rhythm, no real connection, humping like a blind dog, this is the type of kneegrow that thinks he be killing it in the bedroom, nigga f*cks like a 16 yr old boy that got his first piece of ass and has no damn clue what to do. Don't come defending that wack shit and the so called women that were satisfied lied to yo ass, because of your "status" evident of the chick you were humping on like a teenager with her rehearsed moan, that shit was the driest sex tape outside of kimodo laying their like a dead possum with her rehearsed moan. Mimi's sex tape was the hottest swinging off shower rods and shit. You should be ashamed to call that mess a sex tape, how dare you film that travesty and have the audacity to want to defend that weak shit, and come out the closet already you and your damn pearls.
Y'all are going to eat your words when the next sex tape drops, Rocky DESTROYS A$AP Twinky's a§! He wild out as if there were only minutes to nut before the ending of the apocalypse.
Based on the fake and forced squealing from the pink piglet in said video, we the people will not allow any testimony from any past, present or future prostitutes. Case dismissed!
12 comments:
GSYADSW!
STFU fruit cake, we not Stevie Wonder. Go clutch your pearls somewhere else.
An excellent performer would never have to defend their performance because their performance would speak for itself.
Kneegrow your stroke game was whack as hell, no rhythm, no real connection, humping like a blind dog, this is the type of kneegrow that thinks he be killing it in the bedroom, nigga f*cks like a 16 yr old boy that got his first piece of ass and has no damn clue what to do. Don't come defending that wack shit and the so called women that were satisfied lied to yo ass, because of your "status" evident of the chick you were humping on like a teenager with her rehearsed moan, that shit was the driest sex tape outside of kimodo laying their like a dead possum with her rehearsed moan. Mimi's sex tape was the hottest swinging off shower rods and shit. You should be ashamed to call that mess a sex tape, how dare you film that travesty and have the audacity to want to defend that weak shit, and come out the closet already you and your damn pearls.
R in NYC says:
We're they satified before or after they accepted the $40?
Y'all are going to eat your words when the next sex tape drops, Rocky DESTROYS A$AP Twinky's a§! He wild out as if there were only minutes to nut before the ending of the apocalypse.
Based on the fake and forced squealing from the pink piglet in said video, we the people will not allow any testimony from any past, present or future prostitutes. Case dismissed!
LOL He is amused by himself! #POTHANG!
Stop smoking weed my nigga. You’re delusional if you think that weak ass stroke was good.
Whats the direct link? The link I went to shows a music video with am Asian girl in it.
Eve and Stevie J's sex tape was dope. She was sexy as hell.
Most of these "celeb" sex tapes are wack.
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