Friday, January 15, 2021

Chris Brown Clowns Lori Harvey's New Boo

This week Steve Harvey's stepdaughter Lori and actor Michael B. Jordan finally went public with their long rumored romance [click here if you missed that]. 

R&B singer Chris Brown clowns Lori's new boo with a hilarious comparison....



47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chris wanted a shot, she turned him down now he's salty.

Unknown said...

Lol Its true. I been said they look alike. MJB is the most overrated celeb in a long time. He isnt a good actor and he isnt good looking. When people call him the new Denzel I want to scream

Anonymous said...

Snooze, leave Chris alone. 758 other mf's posted that pic.

Ella M Nopea said...

Wow

The only difference is one has a beard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

why is chris even talking???????

somebody tell that nigga that dem kids he got aint his......not nann one of them look like him, maybe he has very weak genes/dna-I'ont know, but he can stop trying to copy diddy on claiming that dem kids are his Bio children.

and please stop paying trolls online to post Lying statements about dem kids being chris's " twin "


no the Fuk they aint LOL

R in NYC said...

How disturbing.

Unknown said...

you must need glasses. Those kids definitely look like him and even if they didnt, so what? How many of the Jacksons look like Joe?? Do you think those arent his kids??? You think weak ass Katherine was steppin out? Lmaooooo dumbass

Ella M Nopea said...

Don't disrespect Katherine Jackson. Those were Joe's kids because they were born within a MARRIAGE.

Chris kids don't even look black yet alone look like him.

Anonymous said...

Royalty looks just like CB

Gg57 said...

Chris kids were made with a non Black woman and he is light skinned. Wtf were you expecting them to look like Wesley Snipes?? The kids look just like him.

Anonymous said...

black people are soooooo Slow....smh

so now yall equating light-skinnedness with resemblance now?????????

Reggie Bush is dark and his sons are light, but you can see the CLEAR resemblance to their dad...same with Kanye and his first daughter North...Kanye is dark, North is light but the resemblance id uncanny!


There is no resemblance in chris's situation. Royalty actually looks more like that man that was raising her before chris came into the picture

and I'm not even gonna start on that little boy that he is claiming to be his


***Note I do agree that if he takes care of dem kids, then he's the man!....but don't be out here acting like the people can be easily Fooled.


you can fool many of the people, but there are those few that can't be fooled

Anonymous said...

Chris had kids with side pieces that trapped him. He has no reason to be making fun of nobody after having drug sex with two baby mama's. If those kids don't have his over bite then they aren't his. Bloop

Anonymous said...

10:49 AM

Silk is dark dark yet his kids look JUST like him

skin color and Resemblance are TWO DIFFERENT things

just because chris's kids are light-skinned like him, does not mean they Resemble him


skin color and Resemblance are TWO DIFFERENT things

Anonymous said...

11:12 AM

Right!


there should be some dead-on feature about chris that dem kids should have....that's what makes a child a "twin"

dem kids have ZERO features of chris.


I can list every celeb whose kid(s) have a dead-spot-on feature of their dad (specifically)


Number one on that list: FABULOUS....that first boy of his caught his dad's crooked teef all all!! LOL

Anonymous said...

T.I. kids...

they all have his eyes and eyebrows



Russell Wilson...his kids have his dreamy eyes

Bow-Wow....daughter took his entire face AND character! LOL


Lil Boosie...all his boys got that same coconut head of his LOL


hell, even Kevin harts kids have his mushed-in face and eyebrows



sorry yall, chris kids are not his Bio children. Bloop!

Anonymous said...

Seal has kids with Heidi Klum that dont look like him.

Djimon Honsou has a child with Kimora that doesnt look like him.

Wesley's kids dont look like him.

Where the fck are yall getting this concept that the child MUST resemble the father???

You dumb bitches will believe a story about a virgin having a baby but cant digest the concept of a man having a child that doesnt look like him.


Anonymous said...

11:37 AM

YOU ARE A SUPER LIAR!!

YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR SKIN COLOR, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SEE A RESEMBLANCE

Silk's kids have his same face but more relaxed version of his face

Djimon's boy looks JUST like him! the boy got the same Lips as his dad

Gg57 said...

Nick Cannon's kids do not look like him either.

Toni's kids dont even look like her ex husband a little bit.

NiyabinghiWerewolfObeahWoman said...

I'm just here for the comments lol

Anonymous said...

and for your information 11:37 AM

the MAN carries the seed, so there WILL be something about that Man (mainly a feature) that will show

Can't get around that, even if you tried.

Anonymous said...

11:46 AM Me Too! LOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

And virgins cant have babies!! Cant get around that either.

Anonymous said...

11:46 AM

Nick's other child ( the black one ) looks like him...but those two that he got with the fairy god mother don't look nuthing like him

Anonymous said...

11:50 AM


tell that shit to the Dumb catholics....that aint got shit to do with me LOL

Anonymous said...

1148
Can you show me some receipts from scientific sources that support this declaration?? I'll be back dont worry.

Anonymous said...

Chris Brown is fuck boy trash and a crackhead. The only woman who wants his demonic ass is that dumb, talentless, pussy-selling-for-multimillions bitch Rihanna.

This Lori chick is useless and Michael is likely a paid beard. However, I'm tired of Black men always bullying other Black men who don't fall into the DBR, thug, or fuckboy nonsense. We need more classy Black men. Chris Brown's satanic ass might not live past 40, so he best get right with Goddess.

Unknown said...

@11:11

I agree 100% !
Chris's kids do not look like him.
Wait. Royalty is starting to bare a *slight* resemblance to him - if you tilt your head to the side, squint your left eye while crossed - you can see similarities in the eyes/eyebrows area.

Now the little boy? OMG! That kid looks straight up Mongolian primate Asian with red hair and freckles. I ain't ever seen such a funny looking child in my life! I hope, for his son's sake, that the old adage is true about ugly babies growing into beautiful adults. Cause both Chris's son and Halle Berry's daughter are / were some funny looking babies. But in 15-20 years could be drop dead gorgeous.

LaLa said...

11:50, What U Mean?!! I AM most definitely a Virgin! Just ask my 3 sons, they'll tell you! They are my witnesses that they're mom is a virgin.

Ella M Nopea said...

A room full of GenEus...

Anonymous said...

how you a virgin with 3 children...the hell..


@1:11 PM


you might not have had sex in a while, and your cat has gone back tight, but you are NOT a virgin if you already have kids..smh

Anonymous said...

@1:11 PM


...and please don't go having sex with anyone. Stick to your husband (hopefully you have one)...or atleast the man you had the kids with

Anonymous said...

12:09 PM --->

https://twitter.com/neysahoneybey/status/747504499493789697

Anonymous said...

the MAN carries the seed, so there WILL be something about that Man (mainly a feature) that will show

Can't get around that, even if you tried.



A feature can be ANYTHING though. Your nipples are considered a feature. So technically a boy could only have his father's nipples and nothing else.

Anonymous said...

1:11p was obviously JOKING you Idiot 1:56/57p!

Anonymous said...

Coming from a crack head nigga.

She must have spurned him

sq said...

Chris brown is funny and I am here for it!I
His kids are adorable. He takes care of his kids..
Chris is a colossal entertainer and has the work ethic that makes him one of the best!

Anonymous said...

Ella Mai definitely wants Chris Brown lol so it's not just Rihanna and yes Chris is garbage. Most of today's "entertainers" are but stfu forever to the loser saying the man carries the seed. Only Hebrew Israelites support that garbage. I never see any men or women of another race who say that dumb ish only bottom of the barrel dwelling blacks with not a pot to puss in and no kind if work ethic. Lol!

Danni P said...

2 of my 3 sons look like me, but my daughter looks just like her father 😂 Shit made me mad ... I just knew I was find get a lil chocolate drop 😂

Anywho, that post was funny as fuck and I'm here for all of CBs shenanigans 😂

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Anonymous said...

The fact that Chris Brown still has fans...SMH...

You ghetto ass, dysfunctional niggas prefer Chris over Michael B, because Chris reminds you of your fucked up, damaged beyond repair Black sons and nephews with multiple baby mamas, criminal records, and drug addictions. Plus since he's light skinned with "good hair", you dumb niggas have more sympathy for him.

Michael comes from a living, beautiful Black family and he's mostly unproblematic and you all can't relate to that because you're more comfortable with dysfunctional, ghetto, stressful, niggafied lifestyles.

Anonymous said...

12:09 AM TRUTH in it's purest form!!

Lili said...

12:09 Exactly. The problem is, if some women had a choice between Brown and M B Jordan, they'd go with Brown. This is the perfect juxtaposition!!!

A young woman would be a fool to turn away from a man like Michael B. Jordan. Again, Marjorie would kill Lori with her bare hands if she chose CB over MBJ. And Brown knows it.

This is a case of a "hoodbooger" attempting to clown a dignified Black man.

If you encounter a man who is too wrapped up in hip-hop music/culture, run in the opposite direction!

Anonymous said...

Some women would still want to pull off a FAKEABABY fake dna test or fakeababy fake ultrasound prank on him, haha!

Monique said...

Brown is nothing more than a HATER. THAT YOUR JUNKIE ASS SOMEWHERE AND GO FIND A HIT!!

Anonymous said...

Cb is a coke head who has no room to talk.

Unknown said...

SMH at you bitches fighting over kids resemblance Lmao. Those kids ARE Chris’s. They look just like his colorist ass. Y’all said the same shit about Omarion’s kids when they look identical to him and his mammy as well.

Unknown said...

Chris forgets that hes picking a roasting match with one of the original Kings of Comedy.... Steve could hurt feelings.... And MBJ probably learned enough boxing from his Creed roles to knock someone smooth out...

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