Thursday, February 25, 2021

No Charges for Tiger Woods After Rollover Crash


Four years ago golfer Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI near his home in Jupiter, Fl after getting zonked out on painkillers [click here if you missed that].

In totally unrelated news, Tiger is not facing any charges after being involved in a single car rollover crash in LA this week...

According to reports responding officers did not give Tiger Woods a Breathalyzer or blood test following his accident because there were no drugs or alcohol found in his vehicle and he was alert and showed no signs of impairment during his ride to the hospital. 

Tiger shattered his leg in the rollover crash requiring surgically inserted metal rod and pins [click here if you missed that]. 

11 comments:

R in NYC said...

Speed kills. That seatbelt and the sturdy construction of the vehicle and the grace of God saved his life.
Get well soon Tiger.

Anonymous said...

Charge him? All the money he just generated for this super car that saved his life. What is it about a car and white woman that keep calling Tiger to head on in.

NiyabinghiWerewolfObeahWoman said...

Tiger next time hire a drive so you can do your booze and pills in peace, and if you insist on driving please invoke your nubian ancestors to take the wheel, instead of the asian side ijs.

Alma's Daughter said...

^^^ Spot on, Warrior Woman. Not that he’d even listen, but good advice.

I’m convinced he was drugged up while driving, but whatever.

Anonymous said...

His pill poppin ass he is the type of person that he is enabled til he just od. How many wake up calls does one get til ...

Anonymous said...

Repeating the same thing over and over again is a sign of insanity.

Anonymous said...

Karma follows Tiger the cablinasian everywhere he goes. One of his many white hoes put a root on him, and got that mojo working double time on his ass.

Anonymous said...

Is it going to take someone being killed, to make him accountable for his many car accidents?

Don balee me juh watch said...

He can’t hire a chauffeur? This is becoming a routine thing.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a normal car accident, 7am no traffic and your car looks like that? The demons he's made covenants with have come to collect. Next time he won't be so lucky. These celebrities make pacts with powerful entities for their fame, fortune and abilities. He needs to renounce his oaths and give his life to Christ.

Alma's Daughter said...

^^^ He ain’t givin up nothin.

On another note, I think the first accident happened when Elin beat his ass with a golf club and he drove into a tree. He wasn’t high, was he? But he did look dopey in his mug shot, so maybe he was high. I don’t remember. I only remember the ass kickin she laid on him.

The Daily Mail reported that he wasn’t tested for drugs or alcohol for this accident, but I don’t know if that’s true.

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