Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Chris Rock Compares His Fate to that of Nicole Brown Simpson


Chris Rock reminds everyone why he got slapped at the Academy Awards...

Chris Rock, the comedian who was famously slapped by actor Will Smith during the 2022 Academy Awards, said during his Sunday night show in Phoenix that he was asked to host next year’s award ceremony, an invitation he said he refused.
Rock compared returning to the Oscars like returning to the scene of a crime, referencing the murder trial of O.J. Simpson, whose ex-wife’s killing began with her leaving a pair of eyeglasses at an Italian restaurant.
Rock said returning to the award ceremony would be like asking Nicole Brown Simpson “to go back to the restaurant.”

29 comments:

NyahbinghiObeahWomanWarrior said...

Nigga please!!! how about you keep people's wives name out yo damn mouth, and stop trying to get cheap laughs at someone else's expenses.

Unknown said...

Nigga, please, indeed!
Chris is trying to milk this bullshit for all it's worth. I hope his next standup special (after this current tour), which he *will* discuss the Oscar slap, is a whole lot funnier than his recent stand-ups have been. That Tambourine shit on Netflix wasn't funny, and I got tickets to his next show, which probably won't be much better either. But, he got his yt woman prize (hard faced yt woman too) for enduring the embarrassment, so, I'm sure he's good either way...
After this tour, I'm done with Chris Rock.

Shafrika Lights said...

I wouldn't host that crap either. The pay is good though. But money is NOT everything. He has enough of it anyways. Time to find someone else make that boring ceremony entertaining. Or just don't televise it at all and let these celebrities accept their awards in a private ceremony. Noone cares anymore and if you do get a life, seriously. Times have changed; gas prices are $6.00. How can they go back to $3.00? Let's talk about it.

Anonymous said...

Distasteful...makes you wanna smack his again!

R in NYC said...

Nicole was brutally murdered and Chris didn't even get a bloody nose. Stawp it Chris!

Tay Tay said...

Thats why he was slapped in the first place! them dry ass corny stupid ass cracks. My all time least fav comedian. I hope some one slaps him again for that shit.

Anonymous said...

No tf he didn't. I'll take one for the team ya'll. Somebody start a gofundme for my bail and court fees.

Ella M Nopea said...

The joke isn't even funny. At least make it funny.

Anonymous said...

Violins for Chris. I guess.

Anonymous said...

Chris is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Omg that was soooo funny! Said no one. 🙄

Ohwell said...

Only if he's a drugged out coke whure.

Anonymous said...

Chris is making it so easy to see why Will slapped the shit out of him. That unfunny mothafucka is a damn weirdo.

Anonymous said...

To: 12:31 PM

Exactly! His jokes aren't even funny, they're just stupid.

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares, Chris.

Anonymous said...

OJ said: Chris keep my baby Mama name OUT OF YOUR MF MOUTH.

Anonymous said...

OJ said: Chris keep my baby Mama name OUT OF YOUR MF MOUTH.

Anonymous said...

Everybody REALLY hates Chris.

Anonymous said...

Everybody REALLY hates Chris.

Anonymous said...

Those new teeth didn't help improve his looks or jokes.

Anonymous said...

See..why

No Chiraq said...

Chris is not attractive.

Anonymous said...

Karma came fast

Anonymous said...

If he would stop being such a cry baby he could turn this in his favor. Who turns down another opportunity to secure the bag AND shame will smith in front of the same audience he was shamed in front of...bonus points cause will is banned ...

Anonymous said...

Chris looks bloated.

Unknown said...

@11:47pm

Facts!

Anonymous said...

I don't know street codes but would it be like snitching if he sued WS? It's an easy million-dollar lawsuit.

sq said...

He is whack

Anonymous said...

Oh please, no comparison to the slap by Will Smith - that was an assault,

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