Suge Knight Files For Bankruptcy

In an effort to retain ownership of Deathrow Records,

Suge Knight has filed for bankruptcy!

I don't know if that's gone save ya Suge.

Them new bankruptcy laws is a *itch!

Russell Simmons and Kimora Call Off Divorce?

Russell say, it ain't over, yet. He says he and Kim might stay married.

Huh?

Russ said, on the day of the split annoucment, he and Kim took their kids, Ming and Aoki, to the movies together.

Huh?

He also said he hates how the press makes him and Kim look unfaithful, because unfaithfulness implys deceit, and he says Kim knew all about his new girlfriend, Denise. He also said it would be good if Kim got a man, as long as he was good to her and loved his daughters.

Huh?

Then he said the other day all four of them woke up in bed together, which Russ says is very normal for them.
Not Russell, Denise, Kim and Stephon, dummy!
Russell, Kim, Ming and Aoki!

AJ Talks About Leaving 106 and Park

Now AJ wanna talk about how music videos
damage the community.

Since he got fired from BET
and messed up his development
deal with the WB,
AJ has been touring colleges
speaking.

He told the crowd
at South Carolina State,
"I felt like I was hurting us by
what I was doing."

It took you five years to figure it out?

Get yo' ticket to South Africa, AJ.

Jim Jones Kicks Game

Naomi Campbell Spits on Madison Square Garden Security Guard

Now some security
guards talkin' bout
Naomi Campbell
spit in their faces at
a U2 concert last month
in Madison Square Garden.

Supposedly Naomi was sitting on a railing and the guards told her to get down and she told them to go F theyself! They told her again, and she told them to get the F away from her and spit in one guy's face!

They told her they was gonna kick her out, and she said, "I'd like to see that!"
You know she ain't get kicked out!

Suge Knight A No Show In Bankruptcy Court

Death Row is bout to go on the auction block and Suge ain't
showin' up for the court dates.

This ain't the kind of stuff you can ignore Suge.

You already lost 107 million in a default judgement to that
chick that said her husband's drug money started Death Row
now you bout to lose the Death Row catalogue.

Who knew Puffy was right about you?

Ten years from now we'll still be on top
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop
Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool
bag a money much longer than yours and a team much stronger than yours

Some Dirty Details from Kimora and Russell's Divorce

Page Six is on it, ya'll!

According to them,

Kimora gets to keep the house in the Hamptons.

She was seen at the strip club, Scores West with NY Knick Stephon Marbury till 4:30am.

Her and Russell, although living in the same house, have been living in different wings for a long time.

They even quoted Russell saying, "We don't have the same interests. I get up at 6am to do yoga."

They also said Russell has already taken his new girl, Niecy, out in public.

They went on to say Kim wanted the divorce because she don't need Russell, cause Baby Phat makes more money than Phat Farm.

The juiciest bit?

Implying that Kimora will be reasonable in splitting up the assets. They quote Russell saying, "Not in a million years will we fight over money."

We'll see about that.

That's All Folks | Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Call It Quits

It's over folks.

People Magazine
has comfired the worst fears of hip-hop
heads everywhere.

The king and queen are splitsville.




Uh, Russell, hit me up, I like yoga, too.

Fight Club

The first rule in fight club is: You do not talk about fight club.

Dave Mays got his axx kicked, and he ain't talking!

Last week AllHipHop.com broke the rumor that somebody smashed Dave in a Miami club.

Well, according to the NYDaily News, that somebody is Busta Rhymes!

The paper said Busta busted Dave in the head with a bottle and Dave had to get about 50 stitches, and I heard Benzino was in the club too and didn't do sh*t to help his boy!

Dave is not cooperating with police.

I don't know ya'll, what's up wit Bus?

Attacking D Mays and even one of his own fans eariler this week.

Busta, just go ahead and tell the police what you know about Israel Ramirez. It's obviously eating you alive.

Update: Check out what Benzino had to say about the fight here.

(via allhiphop.com)

Isn't That A Cute Poncho?

According to the NY Daily News, that poncho is hiding a pair of handcuffs.

This is Naomi Campbell after being arrested, yet again, for kicking axx on one of her staff.

She accused her maid of stealing a pair of her Chip & Pepper Jeans, called her a mutherf*cking b*tch and cracked her in the head with a Blackberry encrusted with crystals. The maid had to get stitches. Plus Naomi told her other staff to lie and say the maid fell and hurt her own self.

I don't know ya'll, NayNay might have to do some time for this one.

Take a look at her past rap sheet here.

Whitney Houston Is Broke

I guess we all should have seen this coming but...

Guess You Can't Be Cute And Smart

Wendy Williams says actor Evan Ross had a little trouble

getting accepted to Morehouse.

Star Jones Caught Lying About Cosmetic Surgery

She did too,
almost die
getting her
boobs fixed.
They had to call 911
and everything!

And if she lied about that,
what about Al having a gym accident
that required stictches in his head?

Did Al actually require stitches or ...?
You'll never know with Star

Judge Mablean Got Fired

I really need to find something else to do

I want some juciy gossip, like cracked out pop singers, or broken marriages, or DL rappers.

Oh wait, that was this morning.

Now, Mablean got fired from Divorce Court.

Some Harvard chick from Ohio gonna be the judge next season.