Saturday, September 02, 2006

Ron Isley Sentenced for Tax Evasion

Ron Isley has been sentenced to 3 years in Federal
prison for tax evasion. He's also been orderd to
pay the IRS 3.1 million dollars.
Ron failed to pay taxes on gigs he did
between 1976 and 1996. Ron also pocketed
unreported income by cashing his late brother O'Kelly's
royalty checks. The judge in the case said Isley engaged in
"pervasive, long-term, pathological" evasion
of federal taxes.
Damn, she called him pathological.
(source)

Friday, September 01, 2006

LL Cool J Blasts Jay Z

Backstage at the MTV Video Music Awards,
LL Cool J put Jay-Z on blast. He was overheard griping,
"Def Jam needs to be a better promoter of hip hop,"
when asked about Def Jam's CEO, he says,
"I think Jay-Z does a very good job...of promoting Jay-Z,"
Oooooooooo!
Back in the day, LL used to be one of the best battle rappers
and Jay Z is back in the studio..........

Christina Milian Selling Clothes on Ebay

Christina Milian wants you
to know, even though she's selling clothes on
eBay, she's not broke. She claims the money
will be donated to charity.
Umm, o.k. Christina, whatever you say.
It just seems like she would have made that
announcement first. You know, to generate more
publicity and more money for these unnamed charities.
Funny how she becomes so charitable, when it seems she
might be the one needing money.
After being dropped from Def Jam and appearing
in the summer dud Pulse, it kinda makes you
wonder where her next pay check is coming from.
Oh right, eBay!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Back To The Beat

This chick is coming apart.
Fox Boogie skiped a court date, had a warrant out
for her arrest, shoplifted a couple four hundred dollar
belts, cussed out and threatened a 17 year old, pleaded
guilty to those assualt charges filed by
manicurists last year, then tried to rescind the plea
after she found out she'd be on probation for 3 years
and have to give random drug tests.
Please BET, can we get a Foxy Brown
reality show?
Fabulousity=Ghetto?
That's what the doorman at P.M. Lounge thought
when he turned away part of Kimora Lee's
entourage for being too "urban". Why didn't
Kim wave her "don't you know who I am" magic wand
and get them in? This is so unfabulous.
Question: What is too urban?
The same night Star and Al got home from a European
vacation, I'm thinking a ten or twelve hour flight,
Al had enough energy to go out with the
boys ...without Star.
And How You Doing?
Ne-Yo, I don't know who you pissed off, but you
better apologize! Somebody is out to get Ne-Yo.
In one week he's been rumored to
come out of the closet in Esscence magazine,
and pictures of some ugly dude getting
brain are being pinned on him.
I bet Usher is behind this mess!


Eminem is obviously back on drugs.
How else do you explain his dousing Hugh Hefner's
youngest girlfriend, Kendra with water on a video set?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Beyonce Plans 3 million Dollar Wedding

Don't Care
This is a publicity stunt
because nobody likes her new music
Ignore her

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Fifty Cent Owns The Game

Although Fifty says The Game's new CD won't be
good without him writing the hooks, unlike with his other
ememies, he says he don't care if Game's release does well,
cause Fifty says,"I make more off of a Game record
than Game does!
But Fifty says, he knows it won't do well.
"Is The Game a good rapper?"
"Yeah", says Fifty,
"But is he a good songwriter? No."
Dammmmmn!
Ya'll rappers need to read them
contracts before you sign 'em!
Can Game write? You decide
I say....not so much

Busta Rhymes Assault Victim Speaks Out

Check out the black eye, busted lip, and head knot
courtesy of Busta Rhymes.
So this the kid Busta supposedly handed
a two piece last week. His name is Roberto LeBron
and according to him it went like this:
He and his friends were walking and he just happend to
spit at the same time Busta was driving down the street.
He admits his spit hit Busta's car.
Then he says Busta jumped out his Maybach and said
"Homie, did you just spit on my car?"
Then the kid says"I said, 'Sorry, I didn't mean to, "
"I said, 'We're big fans of yours.' And that's the last thing
I said. Then one of his people hit me in the face,
and I fell to the ground. While I was on the ground, Busta
was kicking me, and he kicked me in my face."
But that ain't all. Dude says Busta took his sneakers and tossed
them down the street!
So, not only is Busta not platinum after 9 weeks
on the charts, hell, he ain't even gold, but now he
bout to get sued!

Monday, August 21, 2006

A Girl Like Me

Russell And Kimora Lee Simmons Quietly Unloading Property


Kim and Russell look like such a happy couple at Aoki's b-day party.
Meanwhile, they're selling off property left and right, giving the
distinct impression that the end is near.
Their 35,000 square foot home in New Jersey is on the
market for a staggering 20 million bucks. It boasts both indoor and
outdoor pools, a movie theater, a waterfall, and a "Versace Room"
featuring a bed designed by Gianni Versace. The New York
penthouse, that one we saw on MTV cribs, is up for sale too.
But Russ has been trying to get rid of that place for years. It was almost
sold to Puffy, but the closing date was September 11, 2001.
So, uh, needless to say the deal fell through.
Since then, the asking price on the penthouse
has dropped from 12 million to 6.9.
Whatever's going on, this is a real good look.

Busta Rhymes Refusing to Help Investigation of Slain Bodyguard

Israel Ramirez, the bodyguard slain on the
Busta Rhymes video shoot, has two baby mama's.
One of them, Stephanie Hires, is angry that Busta
still hasn't helped put her baby daddy's killer behind bars
while the other one, Amelin Fernadez, says part of her wants
him to talk, but part of her understands.
"He takes care of me." she says, while on her way to Disney World.

The Biz Markie Shuts Down Party After Entourage Is Turned Away

DJ Biz Markie was supposed to spin at Club Stereo the
other night, but after management refused to let in his entourage,
he calmly went to the DJ booth, unhooked his equipment
and left the club goers in silence, wondering where the music went!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Busta Rhymes Grilled Over Bodyguards Murder

Busta Rhymes got arrested last night after
assaulting a concert goer who spit on his car.
People in the know claim ordinarily a person
wouldn't be arrested for something like that,
but say cops used the opportunity to put Busta
under the hot lights about the killing of his former
bodyguard, Israel Ramirez, on the set for the Touch It Remix
video shoot. G-Unit soldier Tony Yayo is thought to have
something to do with the murder, but so far nobody
is talking. Sources claim there's audio of
the shooting with the killer calling
Busta the b-word before pulling the trigger.
If any arrests are made in the near future,
we'll know Busta cracked.

Kelis Says She's The Boss, But Is She Really?

Kelis is stomping mad!
She says her record lable, Jive,
put the song, "F--- Them B----" on her
new CD "Kelis Was Here", without
her permission. Kelis claims the song no
longer represents where she is in her life.
At the time, it was just something she needed
to get off her chest. The lady boss says,
"My label is constantly trying to take
control of me. I'm not a new artist. I've been working
hard to create my persona and have longevity
and they went against my wishes."

Gnarls Barkley Refuse to Take the Stage in Central Park

After demanding a bucket of fried chicken,
peanut butter and jelly, Swisher Sweets,
Jack Daniels, Gray Goose and Magnum condoms,

Cee-Lo and Gnarls Barkley still refused to
go on stage for a Central Park concert
for a whole hour!
And when they finally did get on stage,
Cee-Lo rambled on and on between each song,
prompting some concert goers to get up and leave!