OJ Simpson Jokes About Goldman Judgment

Well it is a little funny.

OJ Simpson says he might be Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy, cause they hooked up on set during the shooting of Naked Gun 33 1/3 and since he got slow sperm and all, the baby could be his. Then he said they bet not do no DNA test, cause if they find out it is his, Ronald Goldman's daddy might try to take the baby.

What's wrong with him?

(Page Six)

A Long Way From Marcy Projects

I know this is an old picture of Jay Z and Prince Charles but it illustrates my point. In the past week, Jay Z has had dinner with Bill Clinton AND Barack Obama. Okaaaay?

(New York Daily)

Beyonce Embarrassed By Her Wealth

While the former Destiny's Child star has never confirmed her true financial status, she admits she is mortified by her own wealth. She says, "I never imagined I would be so blessed. I just wanted to be financially stable, and it embarrasses me, and I don't feel comfortable talking or thinking about it. "I'm not a flashy girl, and I don't flaunt it."

(Contact)

Star On Court TV

Yaaay! Star got a new job, and I'm not talking about some little old guest appearance either. Star got her own show on Court TV. So there. Eat that Barbara Walters!

(Page Six)

Naomi Campbell Sentenced to Manual Labor

Somebody please get the pictures. Naomi Campbell got her sentence for slapping that maid and she's gonna have to sweep and mop the floors for five days at a city office in New York. Watch that witch show up in six inch heels.

(Female First)

Chris Rock Describes His Comedy

"My humor works best with people who have bad sex and pay their taxes," Chris Rock said during a taping of the AMC entertainment show "Sunday Morning Shootout."

(NY Daily)

La La's Baby Will Be Here Any Second Now

I was reading ESPN and they was talking about how the Denver Nuggets is bout to put Carmelo on the bench cause he ain't producing like they thought he would and they let slip that La La got her labor induced last night.

(ESPN)

Ron Artest Kicked Off The Team

After his latest domestic violence arrest, the Sacramento Kings have excused Ron Artest indefinitely from any further participation.

Team spokesman Troy Hanson told The Associated Press that Artest had not been suspended and still was being paid.

(Yahoo)

Jay Z Sells Rocawear Clothing Line For $204 Million In Cash

Rapper/mogul Shawn "Jay Z" Carter has entered into a deal to sell clothing company Rocawear for $204 million in cash to the Iconix Brand Group, a company that licenses and markets such popular brands as Candies, Joe Boxer, Mudd, London Fog, Ocean Pacific and others.

(All Hip Hop)

Terrence Howard Denies Naomi Campbell Dating Rumors

Did you hear that Terrence Howard and Naomi Campbell were dating? Not true. What's up with all the fake couple rumors lately? Anyway, Terrence says he and Nay Nay ain't dating. He's only escorting her around as a favor to Quincy Jones. One human to another. His words not mine...

Isaiah Washington Gay Slur Scandal Comes Back to Bite

According to Page Six, the Grey's Anatomy cast are all in the midst of contract renegotiations, but ABC is using Isaiah's recent troubles to keep from paying him more.

Busta Rhymes Balks at Bottle Demand

My BFF told me...

Sunday night Busta Rhymes went to club Mood in Los Angeles with a few other guys, he's a regular there, and I guess this time he wasn't treated as a regular or maybe they're just tired of his cheap butt, cause when they told him he was required to buy 5 bottles or he would have to pay 40 dollars per person as cover charge, Busta turned around and left.

Nas Talking To Cops Upset Kelis

P Didd'll Smack Flames Out of You

Remember last week when that guy said Puffy socked him in jaw after pushing up on his girl? Ok this week he filed his lawsuit and now, not only did Puff sock him, but he also told dude he'd smack flames out his a**, pushed the chick he was asking for a date and spit on another chick who was in the group.

(TMZ)