Big Mama Thang by Teyanna Taylor

From The Sasha Fierce Line

Here's a picture from Beyonce's new Sasha Fierce line. I know: Some of you couldn't care less. And yes, the picture is super small, but calm down; it'll enlarge if you click on it. The only reason I posted it at all was to have an excuse to bring up this quote from Miss Sasha Fierce herself, regarding getting advice from her sister. Sasha says, "She gives me a lot of advice because she's had some life experiences that I've never had." I wonder if she's talking about divorce. Hold on, before you raise your haunches and say I'm wishing ill will on a fabulously strong marriage, just follow my train of thought. Beyonce and Jay Z have always been notoriously private about their relationship. True or False? So, when I heard Jay was writing his autobiography [scheduled for release the same time as his new cd this September] promising to tell all, from his days slinging rocks in Marcy projects to his relationship and marriage to Beyonce, it just seemed weird. To go from not acknowledging you're even dating let alone married, being in the same town and staying in different hotels. Being photographed with other people way more than your spouse to writing a tell all? Could it be a sign the end is near? I will admit: I am way PMSing right now, so this could just be a case of me wanting everybody to be as miserable as me...but I'm just saying.

Usher

has his own name tattooed on his arm. Where they do that at?

Rihanna Made

$15 million last year.

LaShonda Scores the Interview of the Century

And by the century I mean the moment. Anyway, LaShonda of Gossip and News with LaShonda had a sit down with none other than Ms. Tameka F. Raymond [please say the Raymond]. In the interview Tameka says she's never threatened any ATL bloggers [click here if you missed that], that she's never had any cosmetic surgery and that that unflattering photo of her with a stretched marked belly hanging over her panties is a photoshop. Oh, and she denies Usher ever requested a DNA test for her youngest son. Actually she didn't deny it, she just called the accusations insane and says she doesn't have dignify them with an answer. Riiiiiight.

You can go here to read the whole interview or here to read Atlien's [the threatened blogger in question] hilarious reinterpretation of it.

The Black Ranger Got Arrested

Walter Jones, better known as Zack Taylor the Black Ranger from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, got arrested in Huntsville, Ala for DUI over the weekend. My questions is: Why didn't he morph into Black Ranger, defeat those cops' and escape? I know I would have. Especially if I was drunk.

Crying For Attention

Stephon Marbury garnered tons of attention by showing his vulnerable side after openly crying on his web cam the other day. Click here to find out who else is crying for attention. Oh, and consider this a free post.

Kanye Says

“You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”

New Addition to The Knowles Family?

Could be. Could be not. Who's to say? Click here.

Somebody Give Stephon Marbury a Tissue

Bow Wow Wants You To Know He's Getting Some

So he posted these pictures on his Twitter page.

Solange Couldn't Care Less What You Think About Her Haircut

The Manhattan District Attorney

is determined to see ex-Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress, who accidentally shot himself in the leg at a Midtown nightclub last November, in jail. The DA says, "We've always taken the position that he's going to have to go to jail, whether by trial or by plea."

Estelle Do Not Care About Rihanna

Over the weekend Jay Z's new song 'We Run This Town' featuring Rihanna and Kanye West [click here to hear it] hit the net and British singer Estelle was not impressed. 'Stelle, who's biggest U.S. hit to date was last years duet with Kanye, 'American Boy', mused on her Twitter page: "Estelle would have smashed the hook. Rihanna just doesn't do it for me." Burn.