On a Scale of 1 to 10 What Would You Rate Chris Brown?

Rihanna Says

“All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”

Whitney Houston is in Moscow

and I'm sorry but when I saw this

all I could think was, "Is that the same coat she had on in the gas station that time?"

Are You Ready for The Jackson 4?

Ready or not the brothers say they're going on tour next year.

"Unauthorized Biography of Sean Combs"

Kelis Wins $51,000 a Month Support Order

Score one for the wife vs baby mama debate. I'm gonnna go out on a limb and say if Kelis hadn't been married to Nas, she probably wouldn't have just been awarded $51,000.00 a month in alimony. According to court documents released yesterday, Nas' permanent support order is for $10,647 a month in child support and $40,454 a month in spousal support.

Not out of the Woods

Even though I can't bare to write another word about it [I'm lying], the women are steadily coming out of the woodwork claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods. Last time I checked the number was 13 and counting, including two porn stars. What I can't understand is why are all the side chicks telling on Tiger? What part of the game is that? And FYI: They say the reason Tiger hasn't been seen is because his wife broke his front tooth during the fight, and that ain't all.

72 Hour Hold

Monica 'Danger' Leon, you know the one from the first cycle of For the Love of Ray J who got kicked off for being crazy? Turns out Danger's crazy act was no act. Monica was placed on a 72 hour psychiatric hold in Northern California shortly after the Thanksgiving holiday. According to insiders at Baller Alert, Danger got upset, shaved her head, started leaving crazy tweets on her Twitter page, and making weird phone calls to friends after her baby's daddy, Nick Cannon's half brother Gabriel, took the baby to his family's Thanksgiving dinner but didn't invite her.

R Kelly to Write a Tell-Some

Cause you know damn well he ain't telling all. Since his highly unanticipated new cd 'Untitled' moved a measly 114,200 units in its first week, now R Kelly wants to write a book.

They Say

[and by they I mean Baller Alert] LisaRaye's soon to be ex-husband Michael Misick tried to crash Jay Z's star studded 40th birthday party in the Dominican Republic over the weekend. Snitches tell Baller Alert that the disgraced former prime minister rented a villa nearby and kept trying to get into the mansion Beyonce rented for Jay's private party. They say Michael finally gave up and hosted a yacht party of his own, instead.

Nicki or Not?

Six months ago my bestie tried in vain to convince me that the stud chick who'd outed Remy Ma three years ago on The Cliffy Barz show was new Young Money it girl Nicki Minaj [click here and here if you missed that]. One reason I didn't believe my friend is because the stud in the video said she came from The Bronx and Nicki hails from Queens. Second, though the studly chick sounds like Nicki, she didn't look like Nicki AT ALL to me. But my bestie argued that Nicki had gotten her nose and teeth fixed.

I was still unconvinced until I called Cliffy Barz.

Rihanna Says

"Definitely the high-risk [guys]. I don't like cream puff, corny guys. Usually they are the nice guys, the ones that won't hurt you. They'll pull out the chair for you and the whole nine yards. Everything is perfect and boring. I like the risk, I like the edge. That's the thrill for me."

Not the best Time to be on Tour with R Kelly

When the whole Pleasure P child molestation scandal broke, P was on tour with R Kelly. Needless to say he was kicked off the tour immediately. So P went on the radio with Ed Lover and attempted to clear his name against the charges. I say "attempted" because neither he nor his lawyer did a good job of explaining the legal documents that were leaked to the Internet. They were all like, 'We think they're fake.' You THINK they're fake? You don't know for sure? You're really saying they could be real, you just don't know, because the person who leaked them won't reveal their face?

R.I.P.

Tyler Perry's mother, Willie Maxine Perry, died Tuesday December 8. She was 64.