Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats in Paris

Madame Snitches on Tiger

A Hollywood madame for expensive call-girls is the latest snitch to rat out Tiger Woods. Big Mouth Madame said Tiger liked to order two girls at time and that she'd brokered more than $60,000.00 in hooker cooch for him.

Diddy Says

"I think we are probably responsible for (Barack) Obama being in office, yes. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I'm gonna say it. The confidence, the swagger we instilled in our communities made that possible. I met him (Obama) twice... If God said I could pick one person to be my father, I'd want to be Sean Combs Obama. That's how dope he is. I hope he reads this interview and adopts me. I wouldn't even need to be in the will. I got my own money."

Dennis Rodman Ordered to Pay

his baby mama $50,000.00 a month in child support. Michelle Rodman won the  judgement after having her utilites turned off and being evicted from her Orange County home. Absentee father Dennis refused earlier requests of a voluntary order without court intervention.

On a Scale of 1 to 10 What Would You Rate Chris Brown?

Rihanna Says

“All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”

Whitney Houston is in Moscow

and I'm sorry but when I saw this

all I could think was, "Is that the same coat she had on in the gas station that time?"

Are You Ready for The Jackson 4?

Ready or not the brothers say they're going on tour next year.

"Unauthorized Biography of Sean Combs"

Kelis Wins $51,000 a Month Support Order

Score one for the wife vs baby mama debate. I'm gonnna go out on a limb and say if Kelis hadn't been married to Nas, she probably wouldn't have just been awarded $51,000.00 a month in alimony. According to court documents released yesterday, Nas' permanent support order is for $10,647 a month in child support and $40,454 a month in spousal support.

Not out of the Woods

Even though I can't bare to write another word about it [I'm lying], the women are steadily coming out of the woodwork claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods. Last time I checked the number was 13 and counting, including two porn stars. What I can't understand is why are all the side chicks telling on Tiger? What part of the game is that? And FYI: They say the reason Tiger hasn't been seen is because his wife broke his front tooth during the fight, and that ain't all.

72 Hour Hold

Monica 'Danger' Leon, you know the one from the first cycle of For the Love of Ray J who got kicked off for being crazy? Turns out Danger's crazy act was no act. Monica was placed on a 72 hour psychiatric hold in Northern California shortly after the Thanksgiving holiday. According to insiders at Baller Alert, Danger got upset, shaved her head, started leaving crazy tweets on her Twitter page, and making weird phone calls to friends after her baby's daddy, Nick Cannon's half brother Gabriel, took the baby to his family's Thanksgiving dinner but didn't invite her.

R Kelly to Write a Tell-Some

Cause you know damn well he ain't telling all. Since his highly unanticipated new cd 'Untitled' moved a measly 114,200 units in its first week, now R Kelly wants to write a book.

They Say

[and by they I mean Baller Alert] LisaRaye's soon to be ex-husband Michael Misick tried to crash Jay Z's star studded 40th birthday party in the Dominican Republic over the weekend. Snitches tell Baller Alert that the disgraced former prime minister rented a villa nearby and kept trying to get into the mansion Beyonce rented for Jay's private party. They say Michael finally gave up and hosted a yacht party of his own, instead.