Monday, March 09, 2009

Naomi Will Not Be Marrying Vlad

unless and until he divorces his wife of 21 years. Yes it's true, Naomi's billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin is married and has a 12 year old daughter living in London with his wife Ekaterina, who has no intention of giving him up. “This is just a ridiculous affair,” Vlad's wife confided to a pal. “Vladislav is married to ME and we are still a couple. Naomi is deluding herself if she thinks she can take my husband. Vladimir and I are not even legally separated. How can she possibly think she can get engaged to my husband when he is married to somebody else?” But you know our girl Naomi: She don't give a ****. She's even moved into Vlad's Moscow penthouse and is being referred to as his Russian housewife. Vlad's wife fumes, “I have ignored all this in the past because I know boys will be boys. He has bought Naomi gifts, he has bought other women gifts. But nobody has ever been indiscreet like Naomi. I don’t want to read in the papers every day about them gallivanting around the world." And about the huge emerald "engagement" ring Naomi has been sporting Ekaterina says, "I like to think to myself that Naomi bought that ring herself but in my heart I know he has bought rings for other women. When he mentions Naomi I don’t react, that would be a weak thing to do."

Kandi Burruss

is the newest housewife added to the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Good for her. And while we're talking about Kandi, let's talk about the the last time the former Xscape member and singer/songwriter showed up on Rhymes With Snitch. Let's see, it was October 2007 and another former Xscape member had gone on Miss Jones Hot97 radio show in NY and blamed Khandi for breaking up Xscape claiming Kandi had started fucking Jermaine Dupri and then tried to pull a Berry Gordy / Diana Ross move on them. Oh, and let's not forget about the rumor that Khandi got into a fist fight with Letoya Luckett from Destiny's Child after Kandi fucked Letoya's man.

Ex-Pro Baller Adam 'Pac Man' Jones

got into it on the set of the ESPN produced reality show 'Pros vs Joes'. The show pits regular Joe football players against recently retired and /or fired pro ballers. When one of the 'Joes' made Pac look bad the two got into fisticuffs. The LA Times reports: One of the better collisions was one at the goal line between Jones and a "Joe" named Dan Adams, a 5-foot-10 sales rep from Boston who played linebacker at Holy Cross. He set an NCAA single-game record with a staggering 21 solo tackles against Colgate. Anyway, Adams stuck Jones at the goal line, jarring loose the football. It was pretty funny, because Jones had been talking trash to that point, referring to Adams as "Waterboy." A few minutes after the hit, the two exchanged punches and had to be separated."He hit me 10 yards out of bounds, kind of a cheap shot," Adams said. "I couldn't sit there and not retaliate. You've got to have some pride and dignity."

Ciara

is scheduled to open for Britney Spears on all her U.K. tour stops in June.

They Say

Chris Brown may skate on any felony battery charges filed against him because, according to reports, Rihanna started the fight by clocking Chris in the face with the heel of her stiletto shoe. "When you take off your shoes and beat someone with high heels, that's definitely going to hurt," said Welford Hart, who lives with Chris Brown's mother in Virginia and identified himself as a member of the family. "He reacted and tried to get her to stop hitting him, but she just kept hollering and screaming." They say Chris' people have consulted with outside legal counsel -- including law school professors -- who have said Rihanna's own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Also, Rihanna's lawyer has said if called, Rihanna will definitely testify.

Terrell Owens

got picked up by the Buffalo Bills on a one year 6.5 million dollar contract.

Wicked Whispers

Over the weekend spies claim to have caught a very married Ginuwine making out over dinner with Lisa-My-Divorce-Ain't-Final-But-So-What-Raye at Mr. Chow's in LA. This bit of news comes as no surprise some. Insiders claim LisaRaye and Ginuwine have been kicking it since they toured together for the stage play 'Gossip, Lies & Secrets' [pretty apropos, huh?]. Snitchers also claim Ginuwine's wife Sole' has nothing to worry about as they say LisaRaye has been making the rounds having been seen recently in Vegas with Gary Payton and also in New Orleans hunching up on Cash Money Millionaire Birdman Baby.

Sheree Whitfield

from Real Housewives of Atlanta is being sued by her divorce lawyers because she owes them over $87,000.00. They say Miss Ree Ree hasn't paid them since 2006.

Hitched?

According to online reports a very pregnant Kimora Lee and Djimon Hounsou recently tied the knot in Africa. The hitch is, the vows probably aren't binding because they did it before Kimora's divorce from Russell Simmons became final. Whether it was binding or not, snitches say Kimmie went all out with a traditional African ceremony complete with dashkis, drummers, dancers and even a hut. The same snitches claim Ming and Aoki were terribly confused by it all. They say Ming cried and Aoki slept through the whole thing.

Sean Combs

claims he had no idea Chris Brown was going to use his Miami mansion to arrange a hook up with Rihanna last week. Insiders say Puff is going around telling people that C Breezy mislead him by telling him he needed someplace to stay while working on his new cd and that it would only be him and his mom and not the house full of people who were photographed partying and riding around on jet skis.

New Pictures of Laila Ali's 6 Month Old Son Curtis

Charles Barkley's

jail sentence for the DUI he picked up in Arizona has been reduced from 10 days to 5 days to 3 days. So by the time you read this he will already be out.

Friday, March 06, 2009

People Still Smoke Rocks?

Rapper Coolio got arrested at LAX today after he got caught trying to get through security with a pocket full of stones.

Read The Affidavits

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And how funny is it that when Extra posted the affidavits on their website, they forgot to blur the phone numbers.