Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Tameka Blames her Lipo on the Nanny


Back in 2009 Usher Raymond's then wife Tameka secretly flew down to Brazil for a little nip and tuck, but ended up going into cardiac arrest instead [click here here and here if you missed that].

Tameka explains what happened in Sister 2 Sister Magazine and basically blames it on her Brazilian nanny...

From Sister 2 Sister via Crunk & Disorderly
“I had a Brazilian nanny. It was her son’s birthday. She was very sad she couldn’t go and see him for his birthday. The tickets are very expensive to go. I had a little slight attitude, and I was like, ‘You want to go to Brazil? We’re gonna go.’ It was one of those Waiting To Exhale moments. You know how women do that? And when I got there, I started seeing all those pretty people walking around. And I was like ‘Dang!’ And my nanny was formerly a nurse there and she said, ‘Oh yeah, its popular here and inexpensive.”

“She was even telling me how people would get it and they would snap back so fast. And I just had a little pooch. I’ve always been a person who has been into my body and staying fit. And I had a baby, like, three months earlier. And I’m not going to lie, I was mad at my husband at the time so I thought, ‘Let’s take a trip.’”

“So I took my sister. I took my nanny. And I took my assistant. And everybody was shocked, like, ‘Vacation?’ I was like ‘Yep. I’m going to Brazil.’ And I had never been before and it was beautiful. The weather was hot, So me, I was just trying to be spontaneous. I sent the children to him with another nanny and assistant. I was like, ‘You deal with them.’ You know? ‘You want to be M.I.A. for the most part? You deal with them.’ And when I got there I made a really dumb decision. It was dumb, because it wasn’t nothing a few crunches and another month wouldn’t have gotten off. I never had the surgery. I ended up going into cardiac arrest while I was getting anesthesia.”

Interesting how causally Tameka mentions sending the kids to Usher because she 'had an attitude' when gossip junkies remember that attitude was because Usher was in Las Vegas at recording session she had been banned from [click here if you missed that]!