Monday, January 09, 2023

Tory Lanez Retains New Attorney


Last month Canadian rapper Tory Lanez was convicted on felony assault charges for shooting Houston rapper Megan Thee Stallion and remanded into custody [click here if you missed that]. 

Now Tory has retained the services of a new high powered attorney...

According to court reporter Meghann Cuniff Tory is now being repped by former Death Row attorney David Kenner. 




12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're just wasting money you mangy bum. File all the appeals you want everyone knows you're guilty.

Anonymous said...

The best friend's statement and his jail house phone call was the nail in the coffin.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it would be a good idea to retain Suge Knight's former attorney. Suge is doing a long bid right now.

Anonymous said...

He’s better off saving his coins

Kedarbenjudah said...

David Kenner knows all the right people when you need to know all the wrong type of people because you have already had your day in court and your only hope is
back-room deals.

The King Of The Real said...

He in jail.

Anonymous said...

@10:29, That part.
He must be trying to get a lighter sentence. He knows he's on his way up the river for a long long time. His little a$$ will get passed around for 2 squares with a side of Oodles & Noodles microwavable snacks.
When he gets out his new name will be Torn-Ya (torn bu?t hole).

Anonymous said...

@9:59 exactly

Anonymous said...

Wait, isn't Suge in jail? Lol. Don't think that's a good idea. Might want some of OJ's old team .

Anonymous said...

WHO IS PAYING FOR THIS?! I know good & well this man ain't had big enough hits for all this offering people "$1 million not to tell" and putting "high powered" attorneys on his pay roll?!

oh i forgot, carl clumpford and j. jester from down houston both have a vendetta against meg. they got deeper pockets.

i hope the possessed gnome receives a nice long stay in a gated community just like suge's.

Shafrika Lights said...

Good move. Death Row vs. Rock Nation, let's go!

Anonymous said...

Tory is a freaking fool! stop listening to your loser father, he gave you shitty advice. Hell, your father is where you got your height and distorted ego, and look where all of that got you! Ask for mercy and hope you don't get too much time.

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