Friday, December 08, 2023

Jasmin Brown Jokes About Being Cam Newton's Third Baby Mama


Back in October Cam Newton and comedian Jasmin Brown confirmed they were expecting his sixth child and her first [click here if you missed that].

In her recent comedy show Jazzy jokes about being Cam's 3rd babymama...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nothing funny about Cam Newton.

R in NYC said...

She's joking about being a cum dumpster. How tragic

Anonymous said...

the same "$100 million dollar ninja" that is currently repossessing the used bentley from his 1st baby mama? the one she use to cart around the other 4?

when was the last time he made a professional football appearance? in uniform, on the field? with a team he had a signed contract with?

i thought he did podcasts and thumb thugging now?

bootyhole empath is pregnant by the same feral male she allows to degrade her by doing sex acts she doesn't even enjoy?

she's right. i could never and have never.

Anonymous said...

No pride or dignity at all.

Anonymous said...

Her body, her choice. So many everyday ninjas making y'all baby mama #2, 3, 4 and 5 but they're broke. At least this baby has financial stability going for it.

Anonymous said...

All fun and games until her baby is crying to her about why daddy is missing recitals, games, and birthday parties. It's all about a check until you realize that an actual child (YOUR child) is impacted by having an absentee daddy and no amount of money will fix that.

Anonymous said...

it's the assumption that everyone is settling for being a baby mama in these comments for me! imagine putting my life in danger to bring life into the world for ANY man who can't be bothered to make me a wife first?! broke man or rich, protect your womb ladies!!

and certainly do not become one in a long line of broken homes!

i bet money this ninja don't even got an estate plan or will to provide for his litter in the event of his demise.

they gon be arguing over whatever coins this fool has left in court like john singleton's apple orchard of children.

Anonymous said...

Cam is worth $75 million. Is any of y'all baby daddies/ husbands even worth $7500? Give her a break. There are worse situations she could be in. At least her child have a 50/50 chance of having athletic genes.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if that check is gonna be the answer when that kid starts asking where's daddy?

Anonymous said...

And she's corny AF. Nothing funny about raising kids in a broken home because we know he ain't sticking around.

Anonymous said...

The days of being a baby momma is dwindling down. The Bros are finally waking up & becoming stingy with the baby batter! Birth rates are way down! HODL the line fella$.

Anonymous said...

Sad

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