Somebody Forgot The Lyrics To No Vaseline

Ice Cube can't figure out
why Dr. Dre didn't want
to work with him on his new joint,
Laugh Now, Cry Later.
I got two words for ya Cube
No Vaseline.
The greatest diss record
of all time, aimed at
Dr. Dre and the NWA,
written by one,
Mr. O'Shea Jackson aka Ice Cube.

Check the lyrics here.

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Tales From the Night Proof Died

Word on the street:

Proof was trippin'

Supposedly, Proof was all hyped up and

got into two or three fights

the night he was killed.

Hood say he was up in the club

crowing bout he the king of Detroit.

Being from Detroit,

I've heard my share of stories about

Proof being a reckless drunk, so

it might be true.

Too bad if it is.

When Keeping It Real Goes Horribly Wrong.

Diddy Parties with Cherri Dennis

Check Puff and new artist Cherri Dennis.

Cherri the
new chick offa Bad Boy.

This picture is
from her listening
party at G-Spa the
other night.

Check the rest of the pics here.

Witnesses Say Proof Fired The First Shot

Details of the fatal shooting of MC Proof

are starting to emerge and eye witnesses are saying

Proof fired the first shot.

MTV News says the Detroit police report backs up the claim.

All Hip Hop quotes an eye witness account that

Proof got into an argument with one of the club's bouncers,

knocked the guy down, stood over him,

fired his weapon,

and was subsequently

shot by the club's other bouncer.

UPDATE

This story gets worse by the minute.

28 year old Mario Etheridge, the bouncer

who shot and killed Proof, has turned himself in.

Etheridge says the shooting was the result

of an arguemt over a pool game.

Etheridge's cousin, Keith Bender Jr,

was the bouncer shot by Proof.

Bender is still hospitalized in critical condition.

Etheridge says a shot was fired into the air,

Proof pistol whipped Bender, knocked him to the

ground and shot him.

At that point, Etheridge shot Proof...four times.

sounds a little.... pecuilar.

The guy Proof "stood over" and shot at point blank range is still alive.

How close was Etheridge to Proof at the time of the shooting?

Will any witnesses from Proof's camp shed light on this thing

or is that NO Snitching shit in effect?

The Female Ted Turner

TVOne owner Cathy Hughes pulled a Ted Turner and bought the

rights to air tons of great Black shows.

The deal includes one of my all time favorite movies:

Sparkle!

Also on the list of acquisitions:

Superfly

Shaft

Purple Rain

The Color Purple

New Jack City

Malcolm X

and many other Black flick favorites.

Cathy's station purchased the rights to air

some great Black sitcoms too!

Included in the deal are

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

For Your Love

Eve

All of Us

Living Single and others.

Maybe this action by Hughs' TVOne

will force BET to step its game up!

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Kimora and Russell Play Nice

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

These two did show a united front at Russell's

Art for Life benefit in Palm Beach,

but wags at the NY Post claim

Kimora showed up late and left as soon

as she was done speaking on stage.

Ouch!

Can you say, contractually obligated?

On a side note, a party guest reported Star Jones

kept feeling up her new boobs all night.

I guess somebody gotta do it,

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Breaking News Proof Killed in Detroit

News outlets in Detroit are reporting that D12
rapper Proof was killed last night in an
after hours club on 8 mile.

Authorities are looking for D12 member
Bizarre, to shed light on what happend.

One other person was killed in the shooting.

Right now details are sketchy at best,
but I will keep you posted.

(source)

UPDATE

Somebody Is Still Hurt By The Breakup

These two broke up 2 years ago,

but Dame still need to talk about it!

In the new issue of King Magazine, Dame finally cuts loose on J and the

whole Roc A Fella take-over thing.

Dame talking bout how he never in a million years

thought his "best friend" would do that to him!

Dame, let it go.

If you really were the force behind

The Roc,

you should have blown up again by now.

Instead

you get referred to as a D-lister by the press,

and we all know you was the one who put

Cam up to that lame diss attempt at Jay.

You startin' to look funny Dame,

like a real joke.

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Bush Whacked!

Damn, that GW is something else.

All this time he been letting his boy Scooter Libby take

the fall for that CIA leak and it was him that

authorized the leak all along!

Who knew GW was down wit the Stop Snitching Movement?

Get up on current events here.

Be Lookin' For This Book, Yo!

This book should crack the Hip Hop Task Force wide open!

Dude who wrote it is an ex-NYPD Narcotics detective, and he 'sposed to be tellin' it all!

He says Giuliani made rappers targets because they tened to be

young, black, rich and angry.

Personally, I think he made 'em targets because

they was rap'n bout drugs and killin',

but that's just me.

Anyway,

dude also talks about the white cops in Queens,

and how they were known around the force

as the "Queens Marines" cause they would

do sh*t like pull over Black funeral

processions and search 'em!

Damn, that's cold!

Get the book here, if you need somebody to tell you

what you should already know.

Cops do not care about Black people.

Naw, really, I just wanted to say that! The details should be juicy,

and all I know is, if I was somebody who got caught up in that sh*t,

I'd be tryin' to get my civil law suit on!

What's Really Real?

A newspaper after my own heart.

The NY Daily News knows what's important.

Look how the Page Six gossip page scandal is featured way

bigger than the George Bush Iraq leak

and the Rudy Giuliani 9/11 testimony.

BTW,

The story is all about how a Page Six staffer

was offering this guy protection from gossip

and threatening him with fake stories if he refused!

From now on, don't believe nothing from Page Six or George Bush!

Viva NY Daily News!

Eminem's Ex Blames Drugs for Their Divorce

So the other day I said these two probably broke up over drugs,

and dammit, I was right!

Kim was all up on the radio talking bout how the divorce papers

came as a shock and how po lil Hailey

found out about the divorce

listening to the radio.

But best of all?

She said Em is still on drugs

and that's why they broke up.

Master P Fronts on.....Bow Wow?

Ya kidding me right?

Miss Info reports that P stepped to Bow Wow
backstage at the Kid's Choice Awards.

P thinks Bow Wow was talking about Romeo
on Fresh Azimiz

On my block the Pops would clear
the way and let the kids fight.
I ain't heard of a daddy fighting a kid's
battle. I guess Percy got to protect
that golden egg, 'cause you can't rap with a busted lip.

Eminend-ed

I mean really, who didn't
see this coming.

3 months after the wedding these two
have called it quits- again.

Since I already heard Em is back in rehab, it
probably had something to do with Kim stealing
his stash, or some
trailer-trash drama like that.

I just hope Em's grandma knows what she's
talking about. She said there was no pre-nup.

God, I hope she's right!