Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
National Enquirer Owner Testifies How He Helped Trump Win the Election
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Trump Awake and Alert for Opening Arguments
Since he was wide awake for opening arguments, we can ignore him sleeping through the procedural parts of the morning...
Sunday, April 21, 2024
Trump Falls Asleep in Court 3 Days Running
Considering a literal man on fire couldn't keep him awake [click here if you missed that], I'll see ya'll at the verdict..
Friday, April 19, 2024
Person Self-Immolates Outside Trump Trial
Today, after all twelve jurors and six alternates were empaneled, someone set themselves on fire outside the court house in New York...
Wednesday, April 17, 2024
Trump Viral Chick-Fil-A Photo Op Was Staged
I saw somebody in the comment section ask me to campaign for Donald Trump. I'll do my best.
Apparently the spontaneous show of support in the Black community was a staged photo-op by conservative activist Michaelah Montgomery and she wants her credit...
Tuesday, April 16, 2024
Donald Trump Falls Asleep in Court Again
Yesterday Donald Trump fell asleep in court on the first day of his criminal campaign finance hush money trial [click here if you missed that].
Apparently the Don Snoreleone fell asleep in court again, for the second day in a row...
Don Snoreleone Trends After Trump Falls Asleep in Court
Yesterday, during the first hearing for Trump's criminal trial for violating campaign finance laws to silence his former mistress Stormy Daniels before the 2016 presidential election [click here if you missed that], he fell asleep in court and Don Snorleone and The Nod Father began trending online...
Monday, April 15, 2024
Jury Selection Begins for Trump Hush Money Trial
Donald Trump, who is charged with 34 felony counts of falsifying business records to hide hush money payments to his former mistress ahead of the 2016 presidential election, arrives in New York for the start of the trial...
Tuesday, April 09, 2024
Trump Media Continues Downward Spiral
This news did not bode well for Trump Media stock...
Monday, April 08, 2024
The Courts Reject Donald Trump's Bond
This week the bond was rejected by the court, and New York Attorney General Letitia James is preparing to being seizing Trump assets...
Friday, April 05, 2024
Trump Media Stock Continues to Tank
Last night Donald Trump announced on Truth Social that the reports were untrue, and today the stock sank even further...
Wednesday, April 03, 2024
Trump Media Stock Plummets
Last month Donald Trump received a much needed cash infusion after the board of directors for his social media platform, "Truth Social," agreed to a merger and voted to take the stock public [click here if you missed that].
After a robust initial public offering, Security and Exchange Commission filings showed Truth Social lost $58 million last year and the stock took a nosedive...
Tuesday, April 02, 2024
Donald Trump Posts Bond
Trump makes bond with two days to spare...
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Donald Trump Selling $60 Bibles for Easter
Now, just in time for Holy Week, Donald Trump is selling Bibles for $60 a pop...
Monday, March 25, 2024
Trump Bond Slashed and Granted an Extension
Just hours before the deadline the bond has been significantly reduced and Trump has been given 10 more days to come up with the money...
Ice Cube Checks Fan Over His Business Dealings with Elon Musk
Don Poorleone Trends Day Before Trump Bond Deadline
Over the weekend Donald Trump's son Eric admitted he was laughed at by lenders while trying to secure the bond sparking a hilarious trend on social media...
Friday, March 22, 2024
Candace Owens Exits The Daily Wire
In totally unrelated news, Candace has parted ways with conservative website and podcast company The Daily Wire...
Donald Trump Begs MAGA to Save Trump Tower
Now Trump is desperately pleading with his supporters to send money to save his real estate empire...
Wednesday, March 20, 2024
Deadline Looming for Trump Asset Seizure
Last week attorneys for Donald Trump admitted he was unable to secure the $454 million bond required to appeal his conviction on fraud charges [click here if you missed that].
New York Attorney General Leticia James may begin seizing Trump assets starting Monday, and insiders claim Trump's controversial strategy is to do nothing...