Sunday, October 08, 2006

Why Jadakiss Riding Around With Stolen Guns In His Car?

Jadakiss got arressted the other night in Yonkers
and is currently cooling his heels in a Westchester county jail.
Kiss got pulled over and cops found a stolen, loaded gun
and some weed. I'm sure it didn't help that he was
riding with Darnell Frazier, who was released on appeal
last year after being convicted of killing a man
who dissed his rapping skills in 2002.
Anyway, don't look for Jada until after monday,
'cause courts are closed for Columbus Day.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Kelis Denies Reality TV Show Rumors

Kelis tells AOL she and Nas aren't filming for TV.
She says for right now, anyway, she just wants to
be able to show her kids how fly she was in her twenties.
She also says she has a hazy memory of her teenage years
cause they were spent in a puff of smoke. Kelis claims she
don't pfft no mo', but I don't know if I believe that one.

R Kelly Catches Another Case

A dude from R Kelly's posse is suing, claiming
R beat him, held him against his will, and
reneged on an agreement to pay him half
of the proceeds from R's hit, Step In the Name of Love.
When the alleged incident happened, police
investigated but did not file charges.
What makes it so bad, is that the guy says he's been a
mentor and guide to R since he was a teenager.
R calls the guy a disgruntled former employee and
hanger on trying to extort money.

R.I.P. Tamara Dobson

Tamara Dobson, who played the kung fu fighting, platform
shoe-rockin' title character in the blaxploitation movie
"Cleopatra Jones," has died. She was 59.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Will Janet's 20 Y.O. Album Sink Jermaine At Virgin?

The numbers are in and it's not looking too good
for JJ and JD.
Did you know this CD is the last one in Janet's contract
with Virgin? After this she's a free agent, and I don't see
them picking her up again after this fiasco. We've seen
Janet on the cover of everything, you think all that
was free? They promoted the heck out of this
CD and it's still not putting up the numbers.
But that ain't all. Jermaine, who heads the
Urban Music divison at Virgin, produced this whole
CD without any input from the label, and folks are
saying if things contiune to go the way
they have been, his position might be in jepoardy.
At least they still have each other.
Who needs money when you've got love?

Jacob The Jeweler Hard Pressed for Character Witnesses

You should already know Jacob the Jeweler
got caught up in the Black Mafia Family drug ring take down.
If you don't, click here.
Now that Jake's trial is coming up, he needs some
character witnesses to help him out in court, and
surprise, surprise, none of the rappers who like
to sing about the bling they copped from him want
to testify. Most notably, Mr. Kanye West.
Puff stepped up and so did Busta, but does Jacob really
want these two repping for him? Busta ain't exactly
pristine right now. Seems like this guy would be
trying to distance himself from these types since
it's the rap community that got him into trouble.
Don't he have any friends or clients on Wall Street?
I'm just saying.

Paul Mooney Shut Down At The Apollo


Comedic legend Paul Mooney was half way through
a taping for Showtime at the Apollo when they pulled
the plug on him. Paul says it's because he was talking about
George Bush's twin daughters, Gin and Juice, and because
he said GW's mama looks like that man on the oatmeal box!
Why would this ruffle any feathers at the Apollo?
Because noted Black republican Richard Parsons
is running thangs at over there, that's why!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Kelis And Nas Do Reality TV

If you see Kelis and Nas around New York
being followed by cameras, according to Page Six,
it's because they're the newest couple to get a reality show.
I can only imagine how Kelis will come across
on film. Can't wait. Let's just hope they
don't suffer the reality show relationship curse
that claimed Whitney and Bobby, Nick and Jessica,
Travis and Shanna, Carmen and Dave, and Flav and Hoopz

Star And Al Leaving Manhattan

Star has had enough.
She's taking her man and moving
to South Beach.

Lauryn Hill's Overdue Bills Printed in Local Paper

Pay your bills, Lauryn Hill
or you'll end up on Page Six.
Lauryn owes $1,200 for sewage services
in South Orange, NJ. Poor girl got
a legal notice in the weekly News-Record newspaper.

Kanye West Flouts Jay Z Cristal Boycott

Ain't Kanye on Def Jam?
Didn't Jay Z, the president of
Def Jam, say no Cristal? Then why is
Kanye running all over London popping
bottles of the forbidden nectar?
I guess he don't care what Jay Z says
and I don't either! Cristal for everybody!

Bobby Brown Facing Jail Time Over Back Child Support

Bob-bay! Pay your child support!
A bench warrant has been issued for
Bobby Brown in Massachusetts, cause he's
$11,000 behind in child support payments.
This the same baby-mama that was after him
before, Kim Ward, Bobby Jr and LaPrincia's mama.
He almost had to do 90 days that time,
but Whitney, I mean, Bobby was able to come up
with the 15 Gs he needed to stay out of jail.
This time he might not be so lucky.
We all know his change purse kicked him to the curb!
What you wanna bet a New Edition Reunion tour
is right around the corner?

Gnarls Barkley Gone Daddy Gone