Thursday, November 16, 2006

Michael Booed Off The Stage At World Music Awards

In his first public performance since
beating child molestation allegations,
Michael Jackson was booed off the London stage.
According to reports, just four lines into his hit song
We are the world, Mike's voice started to crack and he
just stopped singing and repeatedly told the crowd,
"I love you, I love you" who booed him as he
scampered off the stage.
Mike starts singing at about 2:29
Chris Brown
Thriller

Emmett Smith Wins Dancing with the Stars

Emmitt Smith won the Dancing With The Stars
reality show last night. Now, I don't watch that
show, but didn't somebody leave their spouse
for their dancing partner last season?
Patrica Southall, keep an eye on your man.

Bow Wows Says In Ten Years He'll Be Bigger Than Puff

Bow Wow is always good for a stupid comment.
If he's not bragging to Ron Isley about his gold
album, or putting himself in catogories with Jay Z
and 50 Cent or taking trash about Will Smith, he'll still
come up with something wack to say. Now the 19 year old
says in ten years he's gonna be bigger than Puff.
Huh?
You mean Puff the rapper, right Bow Wow?
Because surely you're not saying you'll be bigger than
Puff the fashion house,
Puff the TV producer,
Puff the music producer,
Puff the label owner,
or even
Puff the attention seeker.
You're just talking about the rapping part right?
Cause yeah, you got a shot at that.

Whitney Facing Foreclosure in New Jersey

According to published reports,
Whitney Houston is more than 1 million dollars behind in mortgage
payments and taxes haven't been paid yet on ONE lot
of her TWO lot New Jersey estate. On the other lot she
has a house worth 5.6 million dollars. 

Mike Tyson Considers Business Venture with Heidi Fleiss

Hey ladies!
Have you ever wondered what Iron Mike is like in bed?
Well wonder no more. According to unreliable sources,
Mike is hooking up with Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss
in a Las Vegas prostitution venture. 

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Michael Jackson Out and About

Michael Jackson is whiter than white people

Snoop Dogg Talks Smoke Habit

When Stuff Magazine asked Snoop Dogg what was the first thing
he did in the morning, he replied, "Roll a blunt."
And when they asked him what was the last thing he did
at night, he said, "Smoke a blunt."
Snoop, I don't know if you realize this, but smoking weed is
illegal, and as long as you taunt the police in the press,
they're going to continue to target you.
I'm just saying.

OJ Simpson Agrees to Enact Hypothetical Murder Scene

Remember when we talked about that disgusting
book OJ Simpson wrote called, If I Did It?
Well, you're not going to believe this.
In a two part interview scheduled to air on Fox Nov. 27th
and 29th, OJ is going to discuss how he would have killed
Nicole and Ron, if he had been the one to commit the crime.
Did you hear me?
Just days before his book is released,
OJ is going to go on televison and "hypothetically" desrcibe
the crimes in detail. His attention whorism knows no bounds.
Could he be any more cruel to his children?

Eva Dumps Tyra Banks And Benny Medina

America's Next Top Model winner Eva Pigford
is switching up her management team. She's
dropping Tyra Banks and Benny Medina and going
with Jerome Martin. Can somebody tell me who the
heck Jerome Martin is? Eva, darling. Don't you remember
what happened to Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez
when they dropped Benny Medina? They both came
crawling back on their hands and knees.
Despite that, this will probably be a much better look for Eva,
because it's obvious neither Tyra nor Benny have time
to give the girl any guidance. 

Happy Birthday Old Dirty

RIP

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Bootleg Video For Jay Z Lost Ones

Woman Denies Raping DMX

She's in this month's issue of Sister 2 Sister
calling DMX all kinds of liars. She said they
had the regular old jump off type relationship
and that she absolutely did not rape that fool.
So There!
Click to read that one page I scanned.
Trina's in the mag too, still crying over Lil Wayne,
but she refused to reveal why they broke up.

MiJac Accuser Found Guilty

Janet Jackson, not his sister Janet, the
mother of the last boy who accused Mike
of feeling him up, plead guilty to welfare
fraud charges and has to do 150 hours
of community service, plus pay back the
$8,600.00 she stole from welfare.
The kicker?
Janet's welfare theft came to light during the
child molestation trial. Mike's attornys used the
information to paint Jan as a lying thief.
So not only did she lose the case,
but she was convicted instead of Mike!

Kelly Rowland Must Lurk On Lipstick Alley

Cause she's addressing rumors I only see on that
message board. Yesterday somebody on Lipstick Alley
asked if Kelly Rowland was killed in a car accident, and today
CBS news is reporting that she's safe and sound.
I hate to admit how much time I spend on the Internet
and I swear I only saw that rumor in one place.
Recoginze your power Lipstick Alley!