Monday, August 14, 2006

Star Jones Getting Paid Less

Payless Shoes just dropped Star Jones
as their spokesperson.

Maybe it's time for Star's hubby Al Reynolds to go back to work.

Diddy and Kim Porter Expecting Another Child

They say Puffy's girlfriend Kim Porter is Pregnant again.
Evidence?
Party goers in St. Tropez say Kim didn't drink and
went to bed early. Suck it haters.
Puff is going marry this girl.

Kanye West Engaged to Alexis Phifer


Kanye West announced his engagement to Alexis Phifer this weekend.
I wonder who's going to bust through the doors
singing Vesta Williams Congratulations to break up the wedding.


Thursday, August 10, 2006

Cynthia McKinney's People Is Gangsta

Cynthina McKinney lost her seat in the senate after a year

of bad press stemming from her slapping a security officer on

capital hill who dared ask for her ID.

Rick James Receives New Headstone

Rick James tombstone was unveiled on the second anniversary
of his death, this past Sunday
in his hometown, Buffalo New York.

Kanye West Bails on Lollapallooza Afterparty

If you went to Lollapallooza this past weekend,
you know Kanye's mic wasn't working during
part of his set and he had a major hissy fit.
What you may not know, is that he didn't show
up for an after party he was supposed to host
because........wait for it.......
He was so mad, he couldn't speak.
Kanye takes temper tantrums to a new level.
He shoulda got more whoopings as a child.

Diddy and Kim Porter Tear Through Italy

Diddy is not going out like Aaliyah.
Puff and Kim been tearing a hot swath through Italy
and France, partying in St. Tropez one week and Rome the
next, shopping all the way. So much, it seems, Puff
had to charter a plane just to carry the extra luggage!
The luggage carrier cost a mere $16,200.00.
Hold up!
Don't clutch the pearls just yet.
It ain't as wasteful as it seems.
You know its all tax deductable!
So was the yacht they rented for $250,000.00.
They had a party one night but stayed on it for a week,
even though they were asked to leave the harbor in
St. Tropez because they were throwing too much trash over the side!
And so what Puff did an interview with James Blunt and asked
him to hook him up with some beautiful British girls.
Kim the one on the yacht!

Monday, August 07, 2006

Malcom X's Grandson Arrested

Is it me, or does this boy look just like Denzel?
Anyway
Malcolm X's grandson has been arrested again.
The 21 year old, who was just released after doing a year in jail
for attemped robbery, was arrested for smashing the window
of a Mt. Vernon, New York donut shop. Two patrons were injured.
Sadly, this young man has had a very troubled life.
His mother, Qubilah, who witnessed her father's assassination
at age four, is a reported crackhead and young Malcolm is
blamed for causing the fire that killed his grandmother,
Keep Malcolm in your prayers
and remember, the first part of his grandfather's life
was VERY similar to this. Except for the crackheaded mama
and causing your grandmother's death part, the parallels are eerie.

Cuba Gooding Jr Bounced from Club Stereo


The other night Cuba Gooding Jr. and his
eight man posse was in club Stereo, seated
in what he deemed to be "a less than desirable" VIP section.
Anyway,
he moved his posse up front to a table meant for
hot man of the moment, Jermaine Dupri.
What he do that for?
Dude got bounced! And not just by security.
The club owner personally removed them!
Beyond funny!
BTW
It was a launch party for Rohan Marley's new clothing line,

Tami Roman Child Support Battle Turns Ugly


Aspiring actressTami Roman,
is back in the news. This time cause her baby daddy ain't
paying child support. He's some ex NBA player that got
babies from here to Albuquerque. Dude got like
seven kids. One of 'em with Salt and Pepa DJ, Spinderella!
Anyway,
all the mama's say he ain't paying, but a couple
of 'em say he supports his kids in other ways, meaning
them baby mama's got jobs and doing it for themselves!
Anyway
poor Tami says she had to sell her Cartier watch to
pay tuition at the exclusive French Prep school for her daughters. 

Republican Claude A. Allen Pleads Guilty

You know Claude Allen?
Of course you don't, you gossip blog reader!
He's the black republican hand picked by G. W.
to handle U.S. domestic policy.
Anyway
In my very first blog post , I reported about this
ultra-conservative, right-wing, christian zealot
getting arrested for shoplifting at Target.
This fool was buying stuff, taking it to his car
and then taking the receipts back in,
getting the same stuff off the shelves and returning it!
$850.00 worth of stuff!
Old Claudy blamed it on stress and sleep deprivation.
Anyhoo,
he pleaded guilty, and got off with
“probation before judgment” -- a disposition available to first offenders.
Essentially, the judge acknowledges the guilty plea, but
keeps it off the defendant's criminal record.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Al's Constant Callers Annoying Star's Neighbors

According to Page Six, neighbors in Star and Al's ritzy New York
apartment are getting tired of the late night callers
ringing the wrong bell. The latest happend at 4am and
was described as a big black guy, looking for Al.
And that ain't all.
Neighbors say they NEVER see Star and Al together,
unless they're going to a party.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Diddy and Kim Porter Party in St. Tropez


See how nice Kim and Puff look on the way to his
party for his frangrance Unforgiveable?
And see how out of control Puff looks afterward?
Damn, it looks like they had fun!
Well they just oughta. Puff rented a yacth in St. Tropez
for $250,000.00 a week and spent a cool mil in total
for the party. We hear the bash lasted till 8am!
Check out video of slaves loading Kim and Puff's
luggage onto the boat here.